Would #16, "You know in order which CDs were release before and after each other" count as you know every single from memory? I can't believe it, but I can name all of her singles, I just need a paper so I can count and make sure it's 35...o_o;

I get really bored in History so I just doodle a lot in my agenda...:D

Haha, I agree. Apparently knowing all her singles' release order isn't that hard at all.

I was obsessed... maybe still... I dunno. I know her favorite color, food, activities and so on, instead of just general information a typical nonformal fan would know. I dunno...

lol nah~ it's funny cuz i see people reading "Ayumi Hamasaki" out loud and they're like "who is this person?"

LOL Maybe you should super glue some Ayu pics next to the name. hehe . . just kidding :D ;)

Damn. Im guilty of 9, 15, 18, and 24. heres another one.

when you stare at a cover with her on it for hours.

when you listen to her music to go to sleep

when you watch her pv or tours over and over again and nothing else

I have to say, I"ve done a lot....
Does lip-synching count??? I can't sing for a $#!+'$ worth... I'm a 13 yo guy who can't sing because of stupid puberty... haha.... ya, and I also know almost all of her lyrics to the songs i listen to... which is like.... almost 75 songs... I can sing the chourus i think... and yes, within hearing 5-10 seconds of a song, i can easily identify it.... I'm not obsessed, it's just... she's the first artist that made me force my wallet to throw up... No one made my wallet throw up except for her... i spent 90 US dollars on CAROLS, INSPIRE, and MY STORY in one day... haha... and then, i was gonna go to the apple store and get a AC adapter, but then i couldn't go home, so it had to wait.... but o wellz...

i know i'm obsessed for her when i star to think that i should have a tatoo of her "A" simbol in my fist. =X

6. You listen to Ayu for at least 3-4 hours a day
I listen to her music 24/7 ;)
10 .You learn Japanese just to be able to sing to her songs correctly.
At first I couldn´t even sing one word after her but when I could sing "Evolution" I could sing every song of hers. And right now I´m studying japanese cause im going to emigrate to Japan! ^^
11.Your room and computer is plattered with nothing but Ayu
Posters on the wall and stylexp for the PC ;)
12.You celebrate her birthday with a cake or present to self
Last year I celebrated her birthday by myself with a shot of vodka,tequila,japanese sake and a beer and of course a cigarette (that´s my way of celebrating) ^^
13.You tell all your friends about her all the time even though they can't even pronounce her name "Hama.... WHAT?"
I´ve gotten 2 non-asian friends to start listening to her, one is a persian, and the other one is a swedish dude ^^
15.You love all her songs, even the really bad ones
on my winamp playlist there is 800+ ayu songs ^^ but I like them all
21.You have an Ayu ringtone
Got her most famous songs on my mobile ^^
22.You can tell right of the bat if something is fake, even if it looks real from a far.
*running from a civilian policeofficer with a vodka bottle in my hand*
23.You watch Hey! Hey! Hey! and all other shows like that just to see Ayu
Of course ^^ Ayu-chan wa totemo kawaii
24.It kills you to know that some people don't like her
Don´t like people saying "It sounds like she got something stuck in her throat" Get really mad :@ learn about respect really
25.You do everything Japanese just to see what it's like to be Ayu.
Try to talk with my friends in japanese^^(I live in sweden)

poof that´s what im guilty of ^^

I've done 2, 7, 8, 9, 13, 16, 17, 21, 22, 23, 24

ALthough I didnt go to Germany to get the German singles I had to navigate through amazon germany :)

Heh, I am guilty of:
#1,2,3,6,7,8,9,13,14,15,16,17,21,22,24
:D :D :D

Im guilty of

2,6,8,11,13,14,15,23, and 24 :mini

You know you are when you keep on voting non-stop on some inaccurate online faulted polling to see she can get a stupid little award that no one really cares.

I'm guilty of many statements, I know almost all of her releases, almost all of her lyrics, and in my schoolbooks you can see something that has something to do with Ayu on almost every page, her name, songs, refrains of songgs and parts of songs I like and understand... Much more......

i know i'm addicted to ayu when i saved up to buy a camara she endorsed.. FX8..

Heh, let's see... keep in mind I've been out of the "OMG!!" phase for a while (I go through one whenever I first become a fan of an artist), so I consider myself pretty laid-back at this point.

2. You own all of her CDs
Not all, but I've got all the albums and a nice selection of singles from the Duty/I am... era. (I don't buy japanese/import singles anymore; I just don't have the money.)

6. You listen to Ayu for at least 3-4 hours a day
Sure, I do this sometimes (not every day). It's the way I tend to listen to music, though; I stick to one artist for a while, then move on to another one, etc.

8. You repeat a 15 or 30 second CM over and over just to hear a new song comming out
OK, I do do this on occasion. ^^ Heh, and I remember before I am... was released, I had this really awful-quality MP3 of "I am..." (the song) that I couldn't stop listening to.

9. You'll be willing to spend over $1,000 for all her CDs.
My inner collector would love this were it possible, but no way.

13.You tell all your friends about her all the time even though they can't even pronounce her name "Hama.... WHAT?"
I did this when I was in college. ^_^ I even got my roommate to download ayu-mi-x II US+EU version to his computer.

15.You love all her songs, even the really bad ones
I don't think there's an Ayu song I completely dislike, though she's got her share of forgettable tunes.

16.You know in order which CDs were release before and after each other.
Mostly, yes. I attribute this more to being a general geek than to an obsession, though. :p

How many is that? 7? Aw, see, that's not so bad. :D

3,6,7,8,9,10,14,22,24,25...
I have to admit that I started taking Japanese classes because of Ayu...

You sing Teddy Bear ... To a teddy bear ... with a single light shining on you.
You try to speak Japanese while opening your eyes real wide.
You dance to Trauma everytime you see or hear it.
You wave to her while you're watching an AYU-live.
~_~"

BUMP!

I have a new one thats related to alterna and fairyland

alterna - dress up as a clone or madonna and where white makeup all over

fairyland - take a white cloth and dance with it like theres no tomorrow.

:D

3. You pee your pants when you see something Ayu in a place you'd least expect it
6. You listen to Ayu for at least 3-4 hours a day
7. You walk somewhere and you see something cool and you think "that would be cool in an Ayu video"
8. You repeat a 15 or 30 second CM over and over just to hear a new song comming out
9. You'll be willing to spend over $1,000 for all her CDs.
10 .You learn Japanese just to be able to sing to her songs correctly.(already knew enough)
11.Your computer is plattered with nothing but Ayu
13.You tell all your friends about her all the time even though they can't even pronounce her name "Hama.... WHAT?"
14.You've tried to sing her songs in English, the English translations(SEL)
15.You love all her songs, even the really bad ones
16.You know in order which CDs were release before and after each other.
21.You have an Ayu ringtone
22.You can tell right of the bat if something is fake, even if it looks real from a far.
23.You watch Hey! Hey! Hey! and all other shows like that just to see Ayu (iwatch it cuz it's funny!!!)
24.It kills you to know that some people don't like her
25.You do everything Japanese just to see what it's like to be Ayu. (wth, my family is already japanese...)

14, 16, 22. I guess I'm not obsessed that much :P

1. You count how many Ayu's are on the cover of the AUDIENCE single
3. You pee your pants when you see something Ayu in a place you'd least expect it
6. You listen to Ayu for at least 3-4 hours a day
8. You repeat a 15 or 30 second CM over and over just to hear a new song comming out
9. You'll be willing to spend over $1,000 for all her CDs.
13.You tell all your friends about her all the time even though they can't even pronounce her name "Hama.... WHAT?"
21.You have an Ayu ringtone
22.You can tell right of the bat if something is fake, even if it looks real from a far.
23.You watch Hey! Hey! Hey! and all other shows like that just to see Ayu
24.It kills you to know that some people don't like her

lol not exactly pee my pants for #3...more like stare at it for a good 20 min or so...then try to beg my mom to buy it o_o

im not really any :eyebrow

6,7,13,24

XD Go gogirl!! I believe that's called a SMACK! :lech

eh.. i never knew i got them all.... >_< im 95% addicted to ayu.. except for peeing in my pants... no... O_o haha!

21.You have an Ayu ringtone

GUILTY of 1,3,7,8,11,13,19,21,22 ne... that a lot... :P

I'm guilty of lots of those (6, 7, 8, 10, 11, 13, 14, 20, 22, 24, 25)

I also have one more to add to the list:

'You paint your fingernails using Ayu's albums as your guide. - I have MY STORY nails at the moment, with her 'A' symbol on my left thumb XDD

sell your old Britney Spears CD's and Singles (past idol) to buy one Ayu single (new idol).

im guilty of 1,3,6,7,8,9,10,11,13,14,15,16,18,22,23, and 24....

Got a couple more to add...

-You search on every park for a carrousel to get on and sing along with CAROLS (while the people look at you strangely)
-You wait-sing-cry on the subway station while people get on the train XD
-You desperately search for a cat-leppard costume to wear on halloween (even if you're a guy huhuhu...)
-You name your dogs after Ayumi's
-When in Rainy days you dress like a Fraulein* and cry on the window

-Love Ayu so much you want to be her hehehehe

*German lady
*+D.N.A.+*

Lessee, I'm guilty of 3, 6, 8, 9, 10, 15, 21, 23, and 24.

i didnt find the list that funny :shrug kind of lame imo.

Guilty of:

01. You count how many Ayus are on the cover of the AUDIENCE single.
>> I counted next to all of them. Eighty-four; though I'm sure a few more are hiding, but I got at least 97%.

6. You listen to Ayu for at least 3-4 hours a day

8. You repeat a 15 or 30 second CM over and over just to hear a new song comming out

13.You tell all your friends about her all the time even though they can't even pronounce her name "Hama.... WHAT?"

14.You've tried to sing her songs in English, the English translations

16.You know in order which CDs were release before and after each other

24.It kills you to know that some people don't like her

27. You daydream about the things you'd do with her and and talk to her about, given the opportunity

i'm guilty of like 8 of those lol i love these kinda things! but no, not obsessed... infatuated lol

haha, i'm guilty of number 3, 6, 7, 9, somewhat of 10, 11, 13, 15, and 16 lol, wow, i'm really obsessed...

lol I am guilty of too many things on this list...XD how about, you know your obsessed with Ayu when you listen to her music ALL DAY and make graphics of her ALL DAY...:D

My friends think I'm crazy. It seems like everything reminds me of Ayumi, and I say "Oh my gosh this is just like an Ayumi song" or something similar to that. And whenever I find out that someone even knows who she is, I let out this fan-girl squeal. Only for Ayu would I squeal.

10 .You learn Japanese just to be able to sing to her songs correctly.

Sort of. I started learning Japanese around 2002, and Ayu was one of my first J-artists ever, so I guess her music had something to do with me with my taking on Japanese studies.

16.You know in order which CDs were release before and after each other.

LOL yes. Guilty as charged.

21.You have an Ayu ringtone

I don't right now, but I would LOVE one.

24.It kills you to know that some people don't like her

Haha...it wouldn't kill me, but some of her haters on last.fm are quite annoying.

uhmmm... im guilty of a couple..... :S hehe... heh...

I got 9 =\ xD

I'm guilty of 6,13,15,23,24,25

i'm pretty guilty on #11

i am guilty of:

2. You own all of her CDs
6. You listen to Ayu for at least 3-4 hours a day
8. You repeat a 15 or 30 second CM over and over just to hear a new song comming out
11. Your room and computer is plattered with nothing but Ayu
15. You love all her songs, even the really bad ones
18. You've cosplayed Ayu (i'm going to cosplay her)
19. Your nickname is Ayu or Ayumi
21. You have an Ayu ringtone
22. You can tell right of the bat if something is fake, even if it looks real from a far
23. You watch Hey! Hey! Hey! and all other shows like that just to see Ayu

I'm guilty of: 6,10,11,13,21,22 & 24.

I'm guilty of #4 (although it's really just an Ayu fanpage on Myspace but it's a music page ppl- not a scary fan crazy profile of her xD), #15, #16, #22 & #24. Heh, not as obssessed as I thought. Which might be a good thing :/...

3. You pee your pants when you see something Ayu in a place you'd least expect it who wouldn't
5. You've made an Ayu doll turned out funny
6. You listen to Ayu for at least 3-4 hours a day dependes on the time I have
7. You walk somewhere and you see something cool and you think "that would be cool in an Ayu video" I really did that last year at christmas
8. You repeat a 15 or 30 second CM over and over just to hear a new song comming out with those early leaks not anymore but yeah I did it in the past
9. You'll be willing to spend over $1,000 for all her CDs. hell yeah
12.You celebrate her birthday with a cake or present to self only once, turned out to be too weird ... also for me
13.You tell all your friends about her all the time even though they can't even pronounce her name "Hama.... WHAT?" always trying to spread the word
14.You've tried to sing her songs in English, the English translations yuup
15.You love all her songs, even the really bad ones guilty ... she's ayu ... if you are a real fan you have to do that ... even when some of them are really bad
16.You know in order which CDs were release before and after each other. took a lot of training but yeah
17.You went to Gemany and you tried to find the M single to the border but it didn't took long to get there
21.You have an Ayu ringtone who doesn't
23.You watch Hey! Hey! Hey! and all other shows like that just to see Ayu always trying to keep up with her performances