Ayumi Hamasaki on the cover of "I am:"

"I had a cold-ass lil straight-up different scam fo' tha cover at first. We'd already reserved tha space, decided tha afro n' makeup n' every last muthafuckin thang. But afta tha incident, as is typical of me, I suddenly chizzled mah mind. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I knew it wasn't tha time fo' gaudiness, fo' elaborate sets n' costumes. Well shiiiit, it soundz odd comin from me yo, but I realize what tha fuck I say n' how tha fuck I look has a pimped out impact."

OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS HAHAH!!

Somedizzle My fuckin Pimp Will Come" �" Walt Deez'nuts :D

I thought I died when I saw all 'you's were changed into 'yo ass's :laugh

Wow, that's awesome. :laugh

Hahahaha that is priceless.

I love it :-D

"I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah Story" though.
I'm crying of laughter.