lol it's like 5 hours later and im still laughing!!! XD

lolz.. this is shoo funnie^^ ill translate:

The headling (top rite corner)= "New Strange Ayu" Strange Ways of getting rid of people!

Bottom right hand corner (under the BALLON album): "the queen of jpop" New strange ayu's new theme "self love". In the whole album, the cover and the booklet is her making love with her self, turning people on. Now we will explain why ayumi's new theme is self love.

(left page)
1. Getting rid of people
ayumi sold so many albums and got so rich that she wants a bad record sell

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2. She gave up on herself
some people say that her reputation is going down, so she gave up herself to her other self

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3. just to piss her boyfriend off!
Someone saw ayumi and nagase fighting. maybe ayumi wants to get back at nagase by saying that she would rather do it with herself than him

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THE END


*haha.. imma not reallie good at translating.. but somewun who can do better plz correct me

wow.. thanks for that mr azn nize guy! hehe cool translation i get it! thanks very much i understand it a bit better now ^_^

yuck~i'm gona blind.this guy always do this to other ppl
but not ayu.hahahaha is so funny
hvn't seen this magazin in ages

omg man..
:wtf

dat's so.. friggin scary! i'm SO scared.. jeez!! :laugh .. hehehe
..who is dat dude who posed as her?!?!?!?!


A BALLOONS?! :roflmao :roflmao :roflmao

even funnier with the translation lol
Thanks mrAznnizeguy!!! :thumbsup

What have we done wrong to you? Why do you do this to us??? Do You Hate us or sumthing?

me?!?! no!! i'm not mad.. i'm only playing!! i laughed my head off when i saw it.. i was like..


AHHHHHHH! HOLY (#&$#! then i started to laugh

That pic is so not nice...

Hahahahahahha damn i cant stop laught either!

did someone make this pic? or did someone replace the heads on the bodies?!?!? hmm.. lets sue~

lol way ahead of u brittany lol WAY WAY AHEAD ! lol sumbody made this picture!

I think it's funny cuz he's so ugly..if it was a cute guy it wouldn't be as funny...:P

omg.. thanks for the answer.. *screams like a wussy!*

WHO IS THE GUY IN THE PHOTO?!?!

that's the question, lol!

.. imagine a good looking guy.. with a feminine body!?!? eww!

(LOL!!!!) i dont want to imagine! *vomites* totallly gross:( sick aswell:( hehe we dont know but hes known in HK!

ohh okay. so i think everyone there would surely laugh there spankin arse off about dis.. and here we are, laughing, or really pissed off about it.

i wonder what ayu would say if she saw this.

Is that a japanese magazine or chinese?

it looks like a chinese magazine, but i may b wrong!

Lets all ask Biscuitgirl if she could make us these sigs!:laugh :laugh :laugh

lol! :roflmao :roflmao :roflmao :roflmao :roflmao she would object wouldnt she!? LOL! hope so:P hehe protest ^_^ haha have that as my sig! lol!