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XFER 25th March 2008 02:15 AM

Well guys, there are more than one example given in this thread that are not engrish, it's just you not understanding ;)

ArimaBR 25th March 2008 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by XFER1 (Post 1387652)
Well guys, there are more than one example given in this thread that are not engrish, it's just you not understanding ;)

2nd on that...

I think a lot of singers have someone to correct the English in their songs now...

But, 2 more:

Dj, more hot! => Namie
Broken Deep Freeze => Rina Aiuchi

prussian blue 25th March 2008 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GRACE (Post 1387384)
Trojan is a condom. That song is full of strange Engrish.

oomg!!
i dunno bout that!!

austin. ♥ 26th March 2008 04:40 AM

^ Always use protection, jeez. :P

Quote:

Originally Posted by XFER1 (Post 1387652)
Well guys, there are more than one example given in this thread that are not engrish, it's just you not understanding ;)

LOL WUT?

prussian blue 26th March 2008 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by austin. ♥ (Post 1389202)
^ Always use protection, jeez. :P

i just noticed that this song's composer is
Spoiler:
hungry for s*x

Uemarasan 1st April 2008 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zachery! (Post 1387602)
Well, generally when people talk about the "fun" thing nuns cannot do ... it is having sex. I always assumed that's what she meant.

like.

A Woman Could be Having Sex! A Woman Could be ... not having sex!
(or anything in between. your pick.)

Man, the minds of the people around here :P Is that the only fun you guys are having?

That kind of "fun" isn't the only "fun" a nun isn't having. She can't breakdance, binge on food, smoke Cubans, drink or be all lucy in the sky, flirt with the boyz, shake her booty in a club, go all in on a pair of threes, go on a mega shopping spree in Bangkok, flash and moon cars, cover herself in chocolate and dive into a pool of champagne etc. etc. etc. She has to say her vespers and plant vegetables in the garden!

Ayu talk about that kind of "fun" Never! She is pure as an angel of snow :D

(I'm kidding about the last part, of course)

Uemarasan 1st April 2008 04:17 AM

My Name's WOMEN is perfectly acceptable English. And so is:

A woman could be having fun
A woman could be like a nun

ImpactBreaker 1st April 2008 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zachery! (Post 1387602)
Well, generally when people talk about the "fun" thing nuns cannot do ... it is having sex. I always assumed that's what she meant.

like.

A Woman Could be Having Sex! A Woman Could be ... not having sex!
(or anything in between. your pick.)

Like Uemarasan has mentioned, having fun for a nun is not limited to sex, you dirty minds. :P You don't see nuns raving, partying, break dancing on the floor, getting drunk, doing whatever they want. You guys seriously neeed to see a REAL nun, in order to understand their limited fun is not only related to sex. There's much more to it than that. I don't think ayu was dirty minded in those lyrics. When I think of a nun, I think about as person who has strict behavioral limitations, with a more "spiritual" concern rather than material pleasures (Of course there are exceptions,. but in general, that's what it is).

zoomzoom 1st April 2008 04:38 AM

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Originally Posted by ImpactBreaker (Post 1397022)
Like Uemarasan has mentioned, having fun for a nun is not limited to sex, you dirty minds. :P You don't see nuns raving, partying, break dancing on the floor, getting drunk, doing whatever they want. You guys seriously neeed to see a REAL nun, in order to understand their limited fun is not only related to sex. There's much more to it than that. I don't think ayu was dirty minded in those lyrics. When I think of a nun, I think about as person who has strict behavioral limitations, with a more "spiritual" concern rather than material pleasures (Of course there are exceptions,. but in general, that's what it is).

Haha yea, agreed. I don't think it was JUST sex she was talking about in those lyrics, maybe part of it, but also all of the other pleasures of life nuns don't get.

taskinillusion 1st April 2008 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Uemarasan (Post 1397011)
Man, the minds of the people around here :P Is that the only fun you guys are having?

That kind of "fun" isn't the only "fun" a nun isn't having. She can't breakdance, binge on food, smoke Cubans, drink or be all lucy in the sky, flirt with the boyz, shake her booty in a club, go all in on a pair of threes, go on a mega shopping spree in Bangkok, flash and moon cars, cover herself in chocolate and dive into a pool of champagne etc. etc. etc. She has to say her vespers and plant vegetables in the garden!

Ayu talk about that kind of "fun" Never! She is pure as an angel of snow :D

(I'm kidding about the last part, of course)

Ohhh this is making me laugh SO HARD!!!!

I never even thought of that in a sexual way! I just thought she simply meant a woman could be out partying, doing whatever she wanted, or she could be a stay at home, non-exciting type of girl... LOL!

Zachery! 2nd April 2008 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uemarasan (Post 1397011)
Man, the minds of the people around here :P Is that the only fun you guys are having?

That kind of "fun" isn't the only "fun" a nun isn't having. She can't breakdance, binge on food, smoke Cubans, drink or be all lucy in the sky, flirt with the boyz, shake her booty in a club, go all in on a pair of threes, go on a mega shopping spree in Bangkok, flash and moon cars, cover herself in chocolate and dive into a pool of champagne etc. etc. etc. She has to say her vespers and plant vegetables in the garden!

Ayu talk about that kind of "fun" Never! She is pure as an angel of snow :D

(I'm kidding about the last part, of course)

this made me
laugh so treeing hard.
no joke.

ruixiong89 2nd April 2008 08:51 AM

HAHAHA!

I love this thread! The Engrish is absolutely incomprehensible but it's super funny!

ayu_ready? 2nd April 2008 03:09 PM

I love Namie's lyriczzz ;)

Ah, hey, give me one mo’stroke

Ah, ah, I can do you
Yeah, yeah, you can do me

Up & down, in & out
Kouyatte bounce wit me

Ha, ha, ha, ha, touch it, touch it, touch it

No body can do you, do you like me

Watch me do my thang
......Ain’t nobody stoppin’me

Shake your booty, Move your body
Hey let’s go
Don’t you know
On the floor
So C’mon!!

“How about some sweet peach?” ( wenever I hear the song I hear "how about some sweet b**** LOL)

sexy na DIVA gimme gimme, boy I’m ready!

tick tack lady, tick tack baby
girl sing it, lai la la lai...
drive me crazy, drive me bump bump...
kick me harder, kick my booty...

Ooo wee Boyz & Girlz

Baby, I know you wanna come and taste me

Here’s what you can do for me, lay low
Here’s what you can do for me, get your own dough
Here’s what you can do for me, keep a job
Here’s what you can do for me, think I’m a snob

UHPlus 2nd April 2008 04:18 PM

Namie Amuro - Fish

Why we never stop to swim
Sometimes in the frozen water
Maybe coz you're only one, baby
Guiding you a way from river
Why we never stop to swim through
Sometimes in the frozen ocean
Maybe coz you're only fish
Ruling your way for viva

prussian blue 4th April 2008 11:03 AM

^ who is the lyricist for namie?

UHPlus 4th April 2008 03:43 PM

Fish
music: MONK
lyrics: JUSME

MONK/JUSME also wrote music and lyrics for 'Four Seasons', 'ALARM' and 'STROBE'.

prussian blue 4th April 2008 03:47 PM

i thought its MICHICO, naoym't or T KURA brother
any idea who they are?

SheFliesHigher 7th April 2008 12:45 AM

From Siam Shade's "Jumping Junkie"

"I say jumper, jump in your life
Jumping junkie's nice!"

-and-

"I wanna be myself cuz I am
Shalala God save the queen!"

I love that song. =)

ruixiong89 7th April 2008 07:36 AM

Oh well, I think the Engrish in Namie's songs just serve to enhance the beat to the song or the rhythm to it? It's just more rhythmic in that sense? So whether the lyrics make sense don't matter that much.

pommy48 12th April 2008 12:14 AM

"if you don't say you love me, I'll kill you
Tell me your answer, choose me or die"
from "choose me or die by tommy february6" i think the lyrics are hilarious


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