haha, u guys are crazy- roflmao!

wahhahahahahahahahhahahahhaahah TSUNAMI!!!! LMAO Trapped&difficult LOL But none beats......Lungcounty (We're free to smoke anything we want!!!! ~heh no smoking please!!!)hahahahahahaha:laugh :roflmao :laugh :laugh

Oh yep Trinity!!! I think I forgot about those songs...I thought Manly was girlish but I kept wondering if it wasn't another song.

It's APRIL 1st!!!!!! My favorite ayu song.....do I actually mean it? :P

er... this isn't making fun of anything.. this is a rumored list.. right? And um... 13. moon~tsuki no uta <-- that's a song Gackt sings. *shrugs*

Funny stuff you guys! Keep it up! :thumbsup

13. moon~tsuki no uta

moon~song of the moon

kinda weird title dont u think hehehe ^^

6th Album
Joy to the Heart
produced by max matsuura and tetsuya komuro
DISC 1
01. kiss my ass
02. Joy to the Heart
03. wide eyed butterfly
04. kick the light
05. oh my god . . .
06. fantasy flowers
07. pink radiation monkey
08. fan (eternal buy ver.)
09. never end
10. bloomin bloomin boom boom!
11. !
12. glove 2000
13. please close to me
14. panda please?
15. game over.... continue

DISC 2
16. me love grease
17. chase the pants
18. respect the power i have
19. himawari
20. silicon dolls

hehehe.... :laugh :roflmao :laugh

heres some more!


You Are...

01. Fall High
02. You Wish!
03. Months
04. To Be or Not To Be
05. A Thong for XX
06. You Are...
07. Mmmm
08. Seizure
09. Far Out!!!
10. Far, Far Away, in a land.....
11. Stuffed Cat
13. Lock ~eternal twisty tie ver.~
14. Two of Us ~Will Smith Version~
15. Never Free


Poke Her Face

01. Gut it-Pez despenser
02. Mature ~Immature Version~
03. Poke Her Face
04. Signal -..- [dash dot dot dash]
05. Hana [hana can also mean nose]
06. A Thong for XX ~Flossing Version~
07. Powdered Donuts
08. Enemy ~Destiny~
09. Monotone
10. OMG!!!
11. Toucan
12. Shades
13. P.D. II
14. Everyting from Everything
15. Lock ~the Nicer Nicest Nicely Nice Version~
16. Playstayion II [PS II]


hehee!!!! :evillaugh

05. A Thong for XX
HAHA

Poke Her Face
LMAO

14. panda please?

Hahahahahaha! :roflmao

Hmm...seems things have "heated up", with some very funny song names here :laugh :laugh !! Let's see what else I can think of.. (running outta ideas...)

Commercial:

"Hamasaki Ayumi... gone wild! *cue in background singing* 15 new tracks, exposing it all! A MESS... coming soon... Avex Trax*

AVCDXXX
Ayumi Hamasaki - A MESS
Release date: #*&@

1. A MESS (A BEST remix)
2. Who Cares
3. Too Early (Rise 'n Shine Mix)
4. Powdered...Toast...Man!
5. Feel Me Easy
6. Head Trauma
7. I'm High
8. End of the World (Apocalypse mix, guest starring the 4 Horsemen!)
9. Flower Power Garden (Hippie mix)
10. Friend II the End (Demonic Chucky Mix)
11. I am... Batman!
12. Starting my Car
13. For My Ear (Medicine Mix)
14. Close By
15. Parrot (Kanariya reverse mix)

:trout :trout :trout

10. Friend II the End

now thats what i call creativity.

Ayumi Hamasaki featuring Super MEGAMIX of ARTISTS

1 - poker face (featuring hitomi)
2 - NEVER EVER (featuring all saints)
3 - Voyage Voyage (featuring Desireless)
4 - monochrome (featuring Kaori Mochida from Every Little Thing)
5 - kanariya (featuring GLAY)
6 - Fly high (featuring SIAM SHADE)
7 - vogue (featuring Madonna)
8 - SEASON (featuring Kaori Mochida from ELT)
9 - http://www.avexnet.or.jp/ayu/disco/image/m.gifARIA (featuring hitomi)
10 - Endless sorrow (featuring BoA)
11 - Simple & Easy (featuring Utada Hikaru)
12 - Two of us (featuring Aikawa Nanase)
13 - Greatful days (featuring Dragon Ash)
14 - HANABI (featuring ZONE)
15 - SIGNAL (featuring Tomiko Van from Do As Infinity)
16 - Lettuce garden (featuring Olivia Lufkin)
17 - Girls & Boys (featuring BLUR)
18 - LOVE~2000~ (featuring hitomi and Namie Amuro)
19 - http://www.avexnet.or.jp/ayu/disco/image/rainbow.gif (featuring Sowelu)
20 - I am... (featuring hitomi)
21 - Close to you (featuring THE CARPENTERS and Utada Hikaru)


REASONS FOR THE CHOICES:

> hitomi has songs called "Poker Face", "I am" , LOVE2000, and "MARIA"
>all saints - a terrible american 4 girl members group that had a song called never ever
>Desireless - had a song called Voyage Voyage, a super old but very cool song from the end of the 80's I think, a French band btw)
>Every Little Thing - they have a song called Monochrome and other called Season
> GLAY - they have a song called kanariya, written on kanji characters
>SIAM SHADE - they have a song called fly high
>Madonna - has a song called Vogue
>BoA - has a song called endless sorrow
>Utada Hikaru - Has a song called Simple&Clean, made a cover of the song Close To You by THE CARPENTERS for her album CUBIC U
>Aikawa Nanase - has a song called two of us
>Dragon Ash - they have a song called Greatful days
>ZONE - they now have a song called H-A-N-A-B-I
>Do As Infinity - they have a song called shignaru (signal)
>Olivia Lufkin has a song called Lettuce garden
>BLUR has a song called Girls & Boys
>Namie Amuro has a song called LOVE2000, difeerent from hitomi's LOVE2000
>Sowelu has a song called Rainbow
>THE CARPENTERS is a very old band (i wasn't even born lol) and they had a song called Close To You

haha i think impact and hiro have the best ones :roflmao

wasnt it odd how the rumored tracklist fit into all the fake ones so well?

i Love I Am ...... Batman By Jose Jomacho Hahahahahah ..........

seem Like Eveyone Enjoy Created Messy Tittle For Ayu

ahahaha... impact, allsaints were from uk! [altho nic and nat were canadian i think...]

[NEVER EVER] wasa big hit for allsaints over here.. it earned them a brit award too, then shaznay started crying ~its funny how something so good could come from something so depressing~ or something like that, hahahaha

HEre !! Ayumix New Album:

Released Date : 2020 July 2
Album Name : Ayu-Mix X + Selection & New Song Remix

01.Key ~ ultimate Lock Ver ~ " ARiBaba Dub Mix "
02.EverLasting Dream " Wet Dream Mix "
03.M ( MoM ) " Left & Right Mix "
04.Endless Sorrow " Lemon Juice Mix "
05.Evolution " Golden Fish Mix "
06.Naturally " PoLLy Remix "
07.GirLish " Tuna Sandwich Vegetable Mix "
08.Seasons " Bump & Fart Mix "
09.Love~Destiny " Toad Family Conversasion Mix "
10.Dearest " Fresh Blood Mix "
11.End Of The World " Boom Bass Explosion Mix "
12.Immature " Clinic & Health Mix "
13.A Song For XX " Black Pepper Chilli Mix "
14.End Roll " Dub Hot Wind Mix "
15.I Am..... " Night Club Mix "
16.Still Alone "Plastic Wrapper Mix "
17.Two Of Us " Touch Of Dead Mix "
18.Far Away " Cry & Mess Mix "
19.Surreal " Transport Ferry Sinking Tale Mix "
20.Never Ever " One Stab Die Mix "
21. Fly High " Superman Mix "
22.Vogue " 400Paun Fatboy Mix "


Disc II : New Remixed

01.The Pant On U " Huge Pant 2020 Mix " ~Depend On You~
02.From Ur Butt " Pandan SaladNohaa Mix "~From Your Letter~
03.Hawaii " Electrical Shock Mix "~HANABi~
04.Everywhere No~Way ! " Up Down Left & Right Mix "~Everywhere Nowhere~
05.LayEgg " ChickenEgg Mix "~Daybreak~
06.To Pee " Freestyle Pee Mix "~To Be~
07.Collect " Push Elephant Mix "~Connected~
08.Daze " Thunder Strike Mix "~Trauma~

NO WAY! (no offense) i liked JOSE's a lot better!!! and mine wer good too i must say so myself.. =X not to be concieted. haha

Guys this is no contest. Everyone's tracklists looks very funny! I laughed a lot reading them all!:thumbsup

..yeha.. go impact. *thumbs up*

EveryOne R Great !!! Hurray ....... Hope I Can Read More Funny TittLe Created By U Guys !! I Love U Guys