I always thought that in one part of evolution, she was saying "kono hoshi ni umare thank you instead of "kono hoshi ni umare tsuita hi" (O_o) NO clue where that came from :laugh

forgiveness:

real:
But I wanted only keep my love
Every cardinal sins
Every immoral things
But I was holding onto my love

misheard:
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
hliedsoeargheruigfierbfge
lalalahaaaaadfalewhfeoawfha
sdlfhwoefahedfaalhsdf!!

^LOL XDDDDDDD

I did a few times.
In Microphone, "I don't know, I don't know, I want what you are" (wtf)
In And Then, "Mamoru beki" I understood "Vamonos de aquí" (let's get out of here in spanish)
And sure more that I can't remember now.

I always do! XD

In identity I always thought she said this

"watashi no ai ni, ai ni..."

but she says ID, ID.... xD

I hear "Hey come on" in alterna too :laugh

Misheard:
Hey come on osoreru no nara

Real:
Henka o osoreru no nara


...:laugh Ayu makes things sound very different (0_o)

Oh these are so funny! : D
In Depend on You I always and always hear it like this:

Right: anata ga moshi tabidatsu
Wrong:anata ga moshi Pikachu

And yes, I am actually a die-hard Pokémon-fan, so you can guess why I always hear it like that XD~

when i first heard "TO BE" (it was 1999 and i was still young & dumb), i swear that last prechorus line that says "torimodoshita tokoro de kitto bimyou ni chigatte iru hazu de", i thought she said "to be" there (where i bolded). :P if you listen to it, it really sounds like it, but of course, i understand what she says now, so i can't imagine it being "to be", lol.

I always heard in Heartplace ,,Do you pray" instead of ,,We're free"
Too bad...

to be more specific than my post that was 2 years ago, I thought:
Real me: "In all that you can find"-> " In order to survive"
WE WISH: "Reeeeealeeease" -> "Weeeee Wiiiish"
LOL

I hear this in Trauma...

Real: konna mainichi

Misheard: Climb the money tree :dead2

Lol I hear things weird :laugh

It's Avex climbing the money tree! XD

Beautiful Fighters....

It's pineapple badass / It's my apple bad

I don't know what she's really saying...

it's just "beautiful fighters" remixed and reversed, and edited and stuff over and over.

For some reason in Rule, I always hear "the modern day rule" at this particular line: Okimari na tsumannai Rule. It's the way she says it lol.

And in Heartplace, I had no idea she was singing the chorus is English. All I heard was: weeeearggghheeee tomeki ee de I still can't make out the English words in Over though I love the song. :roflmao

Hey! I heard that too xD

^ In alterna I hear "Sheets of cotton" for "Yutori janaku shoushitsu kan."

Also, in Sparkle, I hear "boneless touchdown" when she sings "Kawaii boys tachi to." :freak I knew it couldn't be that.

HEY! I can't find them right now, but has anyone ever seen the "as heard" subtitles on Youtube? I saw one for Utada's "Keep Tryin'" and "Wait and See," and they were both extremely hilarious. For instance, when the plane flies overhead in KT she sings, "Hoshii no," and the person subtitled it "Oh *****, NEATO!" :roflmao

When i listened to Real Me for the first time, I had to google the lyrics (I knew she wasn't singing in japanese!), and her latest song, SEVEN DAYS WAR, I hear "Seven Days Ovar, get pace to leave.."

I only remember Kumi's NO TRICKS

Bounce with me, bounce, no tricks SALAMI.

omg those are still up!? I tried searching for them because I discovered them about a year or two ago and I tried looking again recently but couldn't find them.

hahahahhahahahahahaha this thread made me honestly :roflmao :roflmao
Ladies Night....
i hear:
DJ lose dem
gotta waitin for them
hatin them even so
you dont ever (need to)
think you carteru

like...what.
hahaha and for the Real Me parts I like...was completely convinced she was talking Japanese...and then I heard it again like a couple months ago and I was like :thud im so stupid :P