I love Engrish!

hahaha lol this is funny.

T/Kick the lady~ T/Kick the baby~

Well Goto Makis : SOME BOYS! TOUCH

Namie Amuro- Me Love Peace!!

Wacha gonna
Wacha gonna
Wacha gonna do if natty wake

Me wanna peace
Me wanna love
Me wanna dance w/z natty dread

:tipsy

"and now I'm getting dizzy "spills"?!? - Koda Kumi - real Emotion

Haha...! That's soo cute!!

" Shake up yourself it's party" - Koda Kumi, "get up & move!"

I'm pretty sure I get what she's saying and I'm pretty sure it's for rhyming purposes, but O_O

Although grammatically it makes sense I don't see how "I want your baby" ever fit into the lyrics of Kettobase.

^that line bug's me sooo much everytime I play that song :laugh

I've decided to ignore the fact that hikki grew up here in the states, and that she's so fluent in english she has no accent, and just deem it as, "I want YOU baby" instead of "I want your baby" like how it sounds.

LOL! That one seriously made me laugh out loud. xD Jevus. What the heck does THAT mean?! xDD

:yes Same here. I really do love that song, except the line just inspires a huge WTF in me every time.

^ Utada is a kidnapper LOL.

The thing I love about this is that the lyrics were written by Marc from globe, a (more or less) fluent English speaker. :dumbfound

Actually most of my favourite Engrish comes from TK productions. Body Feels Exit, Survival Dance ~No No Cry More~, Crazy Gonna Crazy, Joy To The Love, Love Again (I'm fallin' love again), We Are "Lonely Girl", I could go on forever.

^lets play WINTER -- hitomi

you are right :yes TK engrish is cute

"Don't you wanna enjoy with me?"
stay away from me from tommy heavenly6

"Like a bomb! Everything has been burst. But I don't cry, cause you will rebirth"
Amazing by HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR

Really, the problem is a bad choice of words but it still sounds very odd.

I just wont kiss you,smile me,touch me!Why don't you hold me?always for me~
With your smile-Koda Kumi

No offense,but based on her engrish lyrics,is Namie a sex-fiend?

^haha, i love that line from with your smile! its so cute and catchy!

But the entirety of MELL's song 'Permit' is fantastic engrish.
Not only are some of the lines hilarious, but her pronunciation is terrible.
So it's more fun to Listen to it While you Read the Lyrics~

In this globe where we live in,
there is only one place where I can free my soul.
Just like a trip into our memory,
his expression lead me through.

When it hurts so much live like I used to live and when my life
seems so left behind a luck

Staring it hard like watching a sketch and hold the flame of time
until I feel it through my arm to my deep soul.
Falling on the ground without ever blooming in a huge dark city
You tried to grant me a dream, with a pity light.

Once I fell in love with a wise man.
He said he reads my dream with a kiss, And, sweet wind blew in.
I put my lips, trying to feel inside of me
But I couldn't get where he is taking me.

When it hurts so much is it something that will prove my life?
There is nothing last for good.

Don't touch my heart in a night like this even a word gathers rust
Don't forgive me for what I've done knowing it was wrong
You take everything in your silent eye and it stab through my heart
Your sympathy that's the only what I am asking for

Almighty lord please be with me
And, skin inside of you before my heart tumble down

A tower of crime it's necessary evil for survival
Like a million of star in the sky illuminate in my eye

If my pure words were veiled in the vicious dark sky
I need your forgiveness to embrace my whole broken heart
Generously I trash my body and devote my pray for
Someday, it will come to heal and will disappear

And I beg for love······
To always be around us

Utada sings perfectly on english.