UVERworld has some stonkers :

Knock knock knock Knock knock myself
We're on the crossing to choose - Ukiyo CROSSING

You are my song
and I’ll be wiz you
Friends will be friends
Forever and ever together - just melody

Wiz you i hope not i don't want peeing on thanks

What’s up? It’s the prime of my life.
Burn out! We’re momvin’ it along. - PRIME - momvin'????


It’s chance chance chance. Let’s begin.
Trans.somebody with this. One wish.
Makin’ sound with beats. Shakin’ Dancin’ UVERworld.
Start! Just keep! Lastは楽勝でピース
Peace! Attack! Everybody!
Rock time! Big show time!

One thing uniting for us.
One Peace! - CHANCE!

^So funny!

Oh! Actually I think that makes sense, it's just a really obscure reference to a children's story. The Gingerbread Man is constantly outrunning people who want to eat him (because he's a cookie come to life) and is known to say, "Run, run run, as fast as you can! You can never catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

It's not really a well known story so it's okay that you think it doesn't make sense (I only know about it because I read a parody of the story when I was a kid) but I'm *really* surprised that TOHOSHINKI would reference it D:

As for Utada's "I want your baby" bit - that line always bugged the hell out of me. I'm just like "o_o Hikki that's one way of getting a guy's attention...."

As for Engrish lines, there's some REAL gems in Dir en grey songs (I know they aren't JPop but it's too good not to mention these), most of them laden with expletives. I'll try to pull the most clean of them and show them here:

"I can't co-exist in the fabricated society with a crowl." I have no idea what a crowl is supposed to be... A crow? A crawl? A... what? x_x

"Kill myself
If you can't tell, then you're a hypocrite too, so die!!
Kill them all with the crazy hammer
And destroy their thought
Get hysterical"

The crazy hammer. lolwut.

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..CRAP YOUR HANDSSS!!!


anddd

It's a smarr worrd afterr arrr. xD (twinkle & its a small world)

You're my special is engrish right?

^ that depends. if it's followed by another word (special love, special dear, special friend, etc.) then it's acceptable, but if it's just "you're my special" it sounds really awkward...

^Then,Koda Kumi sang:"You're my special,you're my bad boy" in Lies.

Man I love engrish. :D It's always so funny. For example Koda's song, Twinkle ~english version~ is so hilarious I'm always like "wut? O_O What's she singing about?"

I always hear that "Clap your hands" part as "Grab your hands" form. :D So hilarious.

Ai Otsuka's engrish is most hilarious thing I have ever heard imo. I don't remember what song it was, but it was that song she sang entirely in english. It was horrible. I listened to half of the song before I even realized it was english. :D

But I love Koda's english most anyway. It's so cute~ <3

This may not be Engrish but I think it is...but if anyone has seen Morning Musume's Koi no DANCE SITE PV or heard the song even..."SEXY BEAM" xD it makes me giggle everytime. It's literally shown at 1:00 about in this vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK_8dt5Qq94

^It's not engrish,but it's pretty weird...

BoA - Sparkling

Every Me... Every You...
溢れ出した光のBeatを浴びて
Every Wind... Every Mind...

Does Mika Nakashima's MY WAY count? I mean like... WOW it wasn't until a week ago that I released she said the c word!!! And besides that the english is very hard to understand! LOL

She seriously said that?! Damn, I'm surprised she got away with it D:

I love namie's engrish.

"Crap it crap it crap it" - No

oh and "Hey baby lemme see your sexy sexy hips on me, lemme see your shiny shiny lips on me" from Sexy Girl.

What does Every Wind mean anyways?

Yes, Mika says c*nt but what's weirder is when she says cat, it's muffled.

I think the "I want your baby" line is Hikki's way of expressing her love. Like she loves him so much that the thought of having a family with this guy is something she can't for.

Erm...I have one!

I really feel my move-Koda Kumi(INTRODUCTION)

She is saying

"Are you ready for my move?"

Oh!Her accent is demeaning,but it's still engrish,right?

No it isn't. :no

It might be a mis-spelling of the word cowl, which is a hood/mask.