[fake] The New Ayumi Album 17Nov04
 

According to this website

http://bakudan.net/blue/wfl/

The new Ayumi album is going to be called "HUMANLY" and the release date is on 11/17/2004.

Here is the song list from CD and DVD

-CD-
01.at white
02.habit
03.INSPIRE
04.Cruel sky
05.GAME“Another Stage Mix”
06.Separately
07.HUMANLY
08.About You
09.at blue
10.Moments
11.Irretrievable
12.at black
13.CAROLS
14.egg

-DVD-
01.HUMANLY
02.About You
*03.Secret Film (A at studio)

CD type A list

01.at white
02.habit
03.INSPIRE
04.Cruel sky
05.GAME“Another Stage Mix”
06.Separately
07.HUMANLY
08.About You
09.at blue
10.Moments
11.Irretrievable
12.at black
13.CAROLS
14.egg
*15.FRIEND ?and then?

CD type B

01.at white
02.habit
03.INSPIRE
04.Cruel sky
05.GAME“Another Stage Mix”
06.Separately
07.HUMANLY
08.About You
09.at blue
10.Moments
11.Irretrievable
12.at black
13.CAROLS
14.egg
*15.Two of us ?and then?

o_O I think it's a rumor. I mean, a track named egg?!?! anyway thanks.

Just no.

Egg. Haha.

That's sig-worthy.

I get the feeling of a rumor here, too >>; Anyway, thanks for the info. At any rate, is there like two choices for a CD even if this WERE true? (Type A and B)

well as always lets hope an album is true ^^

"at white" sounds like egg white!! :)

But yeah it looks like a rumor..

Humanly. at white, at blue, at black.

uh huh. :yes

where are at red, at yellow, and at green?

err, should be a rumour... "HUMANLY" doesn't sound right.

You forgot at orange, at purple, at pink, at crimson, at brown, at magenta, at burnt sienna, at rose, at maroon, at violet, at turquoise, and at gray.

To name a few.

No well most of those colors are in the cover of CAROLS. :P

WTF ...O_O

can we stop witht he Human- song titles?

watch this is real...again.

That is so true.

Egad!

EGG!!! LOL!!! Who knows, but I wouldn't mind if there were an album in November.

They should have a song named Bacon too... :yes

:eyebrow :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

those are my thoughs about it

Why would Ayu add "And Then" and "Two of Us" to an album when those tracks are several years old now? Judging from some of these titles, it sounds like she's making breakfast.

:yes

Ayu's Thoughts...
 

At White... "Yum, I love eggs for breakfast."

At Blue... "And blueberry muffins, yum!"

At Black... "Dammit, I burned my eggs!!!"

:eyebrow

Did you guys notice how depressing it all sounds? HABIT, CRUEL SKY, SEPERATELY, IRRETRIEVABLE

O_o Uhh... yeah ><;

Depressing is pretty typical of Ayumi though, her lyrics are sad more often than not.

That's true... maybe she is depressed, she wants to kill herself... or ourselves with these songs :dead2

Hmmm thanks for the infor. some of the song title soud abit strange tho :think

I'd just like to remind everyone how we all thought CAROLS was bogus...yeah, that panned out. :laugh

It doesn't seem TOO unrealistic...the "egg" one is bizarre unless it is somehow misinterpreted from "easter egg", as in some kind of an extra on the CD? I don't understand the return of older tracks either unless they wanted to throw on bonuses that were resung and/or remixed...I don't like the apparent two versions though. :dead2

However, the "at (color)" tracks don't seem all THAT strange to me--I think they could easily be interludes, ne?

Ah, well, we'll just have to see what happens. November 17 would be great though. :)

While Ayu's been known to have some surprising/odd titles, I still can't see why "And Then" and "Two of Us" would be released on this rumored album.

hehe. i juss have to laugh at 'Egg.' x]

Yeah, I thought CAROLS was SUCH a rumor and would never ever be true, but here it is! So yes, this could be true, but I also don't understand the old songs being included. That "Egg" title is also sort of weird. I'm not ruling it out, but I tend to think things are rumors till proven otherwise, that way I'm not let down. :)

This is such a joke...
The release date sounds reasonable though~

Well, regardless of whether the tracklisting is legit, don't you guys think it's a bit early for a complete tracklisting for an album that's due out in November? We rarely get complete info for Ayu albums that soon in advance. I find this tracklisting highly unlikely based on that alone.

That is retarded, don't let it insult your intelligence.

Say, shall we start a sticky thread on "How to tell retarded fake CD release news from real ones"?

Lesson 1: Real releases come with an item number even if there is no information on anything else yet.

I wonder what a song called "egg" could be about....

yeah sounds like a rumor lol....egg LOL

haha i believe this Big time!...but EGG..HAHA i like the thrill in believing! WOHOO! go egg?! o.0"!

Everything is just a rumor! There will be another new single coming soon after CAROLS. I guess around Nov. or Dec. there'll be information about the new single for Winter. After the Winter single been out then the album will be coming out! :)

I wonder how Ayu would pronounce "egg" in her engrish. Maybe eh-guh?

ayu is putting us in spells and making us sings about EEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGS!!!!!!
and soon everyone will obsess with that song and sing egg

i'm seeing a real tracklisting of a album coming soon
usually a fake/rumor tracklist comes out first then its the real thing

I think Ayu wants us to read Dr. Seuss and sing about green eggs and ham.

This is so stupid. People should at least think of *good* rumors. Besides, wasn't the rumored album last year called "HUMANIZE." I mean, it's just a revision.

Yeah, I remember rumors about Humanly or Humanize or something too. I thought I might have just been confused by the Flying Humanoid remix a while back though. o_0

seriously. Where are they? I can't find them! GAAAAH!

I've heard that Ayu checks with certified "english" people to ensure that her songs don't have names that are too weird, or rather that they are correct in English. I don't know whether it's true, because if it is, then the tracklist would probably not exist. However, I'm not very convinced by this at all either ("Grateful Days" / "Greatful Days" What on earth is "Greatful"? )

Anyway, I'm not convinced at all by this tracklisting. I'm sure Ayu can whip up better titles instead of Humanly. But don't worry, Ayu still has like gazillions more options to choose for her song titles, I'm sure she won't disappoint her fans.

rumor then

I've always wondered how she came up with titles like Evolution when she has such limited english...

Your avatar ROCKS by the way!!!

Egg sounds like a cool name, don't mock the egg! It's a nice change from the serious sounding names.

Hamsaki is not the angsty type, plus it all cant be sad if she has a song named egg. I wish this wasnt a rumor ._. Egg would have made the best song around town!

hmm, I don't think it's true!!
at blue, black and white?? It sounds like Ayu didn't know, what for names she should give the tracks!!><
and egg?? who calls his song egg??

I don't think this is true. it's only a rumor!!

14.egg <--- LOL

i thought that Greatful spelling thing was like a pun, that she was grateful and the days were great... dunno... lol

:yes

Correct. It was meant as such; done on purpose.

dunno... but i hope another album (not mini) coming out soon ^^

interesting bits... but very much of a rumor... but will keep taps on it for now on

hmm.. interesting...

Actually I dun care if the song titles are weird.. As long as there's a new album filled with wonderful new songs and I'll be very glad. I'm sure all her fans are waitin for her new album, despite e name.

EGG
 

"egg" may sound funny at first but thibk about it...
Remember massive attack's video for teardrop? There was a baby in it's mother womb singing. Maybe it is something like that(egg can be easly compared to womb), something that symbolises the beginning. I mean nobody laughed at mamoru oshii's debut movie title "Angel's Egg".
But overall, the titels are too depressing, I agree. After happy cheerful moments, cheerful inspire, cheerful carols, and not cheerful but not sad Game i wouldn't expect a sad album bout dying and the cruleness of the world:)

OMG I NEVER KNEW AYUMI LOVE EGGS ! LOL

You can't compare a movie called 'Angel's Egg' to a song called 'Egg'. First of all, a movie is not a song. 'Angel's Egg' sounds a decent title for a movie, and it could be a songtitle, although it would depend on which artist would be performing such a song. Furthermore, 'Egg' is just stupid.

'Egg'.

What's next.

Beef.

It's what's for dinner. Tonight.

I got pizza served.

At least, that's what I think.

N3w AlBuM r0x0rz by AYUMI hamasaki!!!!oneone!
"A Taste Of..."

1. Egg
2. beef
3. PIZZA
4. ch33s3
5. H.A.M. ~H/\M's mix 2004~
6. noodle Soup
7. Pork Buns
8. sandwich
9. PANCAKES
10. Pasta
11. Chocol4t3
12. potato
13. French Fries

+ EXtRa sp3ci4l bonus TRACK~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11``1

14. HAMBURGER ~since 1999~

It's true, you know.

HMM If this is true :luv2 I would be sooo happy that Ayumi is finally coming out an new album. BTW, whats up the the track EGG??!?!?!?! Shje likes EGGS a lot??LOL

OMFG, I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!! THIS IS IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE READ. EVER.

:laugh :roflmao :laugh

I have nothing to say..but ayu must have closeds her eye while thinking up titles for this album..... Now i wonder what the cover would be like.....

Whoever who came up with that tracklist should use his/her brains. It's so ridiculous!

Ayu sitting at the breakfast table with a fork in one hand and a knife in the other and a plate of EGGS in front of her!!! Yay!!!

AND, if you get the limited edition first pressing, there'll be BACON on her plate too! Double YAY!!!

well egg doesn't necessary means the egg you eat it also could be refering to other things. But hey it's not my problem what her album is named, I just got this news from a japanese bbs with this site. Anything else I could care less.

I think those at blue, at black and at white tracks are just interludes or whatever, only like a minute each.

um it is not just me but this is not even a rumor it is a lie!! look at the freaking tracklist look at the release date. Ayumi releases cds december and january never November that is too early. So it is false and plus we would've heard about it already!!!

Urm, i really dont know what to say, the tracks looks kinda fake, but i do like the title "HUMANLY" or whatever it was, lol. Um this is turning out to be an interesting year for Ayu ^_^

OMG....... This is the best album she'll ever have!!!!!!! No kidding!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and you forget one of my favorite: :popcorn *popcorn!*

:love

loooooooool!

egg can mean Reborn too. That's why we have Easter Eggs. (No, that's not lol but that's the purpose)

Well o.o I loved the tracklist fot the new album. The "A Taste Of" one, of course.. I'm sure it's gonna be one of her best albums, and I'm sure that Chocol4t3 will be her best song.. lol you guys are sooo creative!

Chocol4t3 is great, but don't underestimate HAMBURGER ~since 1999~. I heard a HAMBURGER ~Destiny~ is coming up, too.

....




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH :D

Egg? Haha.. Uh, that'd be sad if this is true and there IS a song called 'egg'.. :dead2

For the record...

LOVEppears came out in NOVEMBER (1999) and Duty came out in SEPTEMBER (2000). So "never" November and that being "too early" are just wrong. :shakehead


News has to be heard for a first time at one point. :rolleyes

This is so fun! What if it turns out to be true and here we've all sat around and made fun of her song names. HAHAH!

*eep*

OMFG Tat r0x0rs 1 cant w@it 2 pr30rD3r my c0pi str8 @way L0LZ~!!!11

1 CANT W8 4 AYUMMIS NU RELEAESE!!1 She so h0t :love

[I'm sure that pained you to read sxesven as much as it pained me to type. :P]

Rrright... O_o

yeaaaaah... egg, I guess she really is trying to spell "Ham and eggs"

Isn't 'egg' a racial slur for a white person who acts Asian? :laugh

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_%28person%29

OMG! I'm Wapanese!!! :cool

:roflmao

OMG, Ayu is slurring all of her non-asian fans!!! I'll never buy this album now, I'm so hurt! :'(

She can eat her bacon and eggs w/o me. Hrmph.

LOL!!! But seriously.
"la la la... aoi de.... la la la kuro de.... la la la shiro de...."

Wow, that Egg analogy is interesting, because I've only heard the banana one. There's also an orange one about how one acts what they actually are without any poseur intentions. (Orange is orange inside and out, therefore there's no facade)

Wee! I've met lots of Wapanese people then. :laugh

ugh...why would Ayu be so lame??

I've also heard of a "Twinkie" one, which would be opposite the "egg" one...but I'm guessing the "banana" one would be like the "Twinkie" one? (I've never heard of the "banana" one actually. Or the "orange" one either, for that matter.)

All this talk of food is making me hungry... :laugh

I've met a lot of Wapanese people too. Kind of a strange concept if you think about it. :think

I've never heard ANY of these!!!! I'm so left out. -_-

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=wapanese&f=1

WTF?! Will you read some of these comments?! What losers! :curse

Sorry O-T... x_x

Haha, that was a fun read!

"Listens to J-pop yet hates American pop, and fails to draw the line from Ayumi Hamasaki to Britney Spears." :roflmao

:roflmao

And what's funny is that it tends to be very, very true. :laugh

Eh, I do kind of get irked by the constant comparisons to Britney...it's annoying to me...as if just categorizing Ayumi as a Britney clone or something. I dunno...haha! Just ignore me.

So true. I despise people like this. Oh and I think all cosplaying is evil. Even for japanese people. OMG. Some of these people are defending themselves. "tolerence?" "Columbine?" ...... Oh I know a wapanese person alright. God I hate her. "Baka" this "Baka" that. Going around saying "deSU"...

*looks around*

We're so off topic...HAHAHA!!!

Ayumi tends to have just a bitttt more sophisticated sounding titles =P

What the hell are you talking about? ...oh ... yeah ....

she can named a song "egg" if she really loves it for breakfast. what an interesting tracklist we have...

...yeah, right...All her songs have got cool names!

the funniest thing is if this track was actually.. lol

Oh, yes it did.

Thanks, Kev. :laugh

Irretrievable

ayu's singles don't use such a difficult word,
perhaps this will be better

1. Amor
2. GAME
3. MOMENTS
4. Just...
5. About you
6. CAROLS
7. INSPIRE
8. Perhaps...
9. Nevertheless

at white, at blue... strange - but then again thought Carols couldn't be true. Not going to decide anything now.