funny/weird song titles
 

I don't know about anyone else but I think these song titles are interesting/funny.

ayumi hamasaki
-Bold & Delicious
-STEP you
-alterna
-Are You Wake Up?
-my name's WOMEN
-CAROLS (it had nothing to do with Christmas as far as I know)
-A Song for ××
-POWDER SNOW
-As if... (like WHATEVER!) <--- valley girl 1 :D
-WHATEVER (like AS IF!) <--- valley girl 2 :D

BoA
-Silent Screamerz
-OUTGROW ~Ready butterfly~
-make a secret
-ID;Peace B (huh?)
-Shine We Are! (um... whatever) :rolleyes

hitomi shimatani
-Z!z!z! -zip!zap!zipangu (was she going for sound effects?!)

hitomi
-CRA"G"Y MAMA
-WE ARE "LONELY GIRL"
-Let’s Play Winter (how do u play that?) :rolleyes
-SAMURAI DRIVE

MISIA
-over bit

Namie Amuro
-Violet Sauce
-LOVEBITE
-Fish (calling a song Fish is just wrong)
-Body Feels EXIT
-SWEET 19 BLUES
-CAN YOU CELEBRATE?

Tommy february6
-Lonely in Gorgeous
-WHERE ARE YOU? “MY HERO” (awwww)
-CANDY POP IN LOVE
-L.O.V.E.L.Y ~Lovely Boy~
-ChOOSe mE or Die (scary!) :eek

Tommy heavenly6
-+gothic Pink+

Can you guys think of any?

Kuraki Mai

Love, needing (sounds desperate)
P.S My sunshine (O.o)

Morning Musume

THE MANPOWER (Ok so the title itself is not weird, but it's sung by momusu.. :P )

Bonnie Pink
Candy Futatsu no Sanpo (always thought it was a little odd...)
Get In My Hair (I think it's supposed to refer to how the guy always manages to bother her/get her knickers in a twist....but I'm not sure)
Evil and Flowers (probably supposed to represent two extremes)
Fish <- there
Rope Dancer (what's a rope dancer?)
Chronic Vertigo (always thought that was kinda weird too)
Paradiddle-free (honestly, what the hell?)
Robotomy (its a weird word)

HALCALI
GiriGiri Surfrider
Conversation of a Mystery
Hello, Hello, Alone
Style Style
Fuwa Fuwa Brand New
Marching March (I think the title might be a play on Machi-city- and Ma-chi-march-.....so it could probably be Marching City as well as Marching March)
Strawberry Chips (if you think the title is weird you should see the PV)
OBOROGE COPY VIEW
Tip Taps Tip
halcali'n'bass
PISUDORI
Twinkle Star (you should see this video too)
Check!!cheke!!it!! o_O

Maaya Sakamoto
Feel Myself (wooooah there girl O_O)
I and I
Migi Hoppe no Nikibi (so you've got a pimple on your cheek? so what?)
Yukka (isn't that a vegetable?)
Alkaloid
Blind Summer Fish <-there!
doreddo 39
Kissing the Christmas Killer (little odd don'cha think?)

SweetS
LolitA☆Strawberry in summer (ew)
Lonesome Cherry (gross)
Love★Raspberry Juice (come on! I mean, I like Sweets, but really...those titles are rather disgusting - especially for young girls to be singing!)

Yaida Hitomi
Not Still Over
Creamed Potatoes
Are you ready? boy
NOT A PERIOD (this one always makes me think "She's pregnant!")

I can agree with all of the songs cybermoomba mentioned :D

Lonely in Gorgeous sounds like .. even though one can be gorgeous, they feel lonely/are lonely inside.

I can't think of any right now :no

i totally agree with all of these..and the ones i was going to mention was already put up!
Bonnie Pink and Ayu has a lot of weird names for songs.
i have another one:
Hitomi Shimatani: Boy, I am a girl (WTH?)

these are weird if you know wat i mean :D
Ayu - free & easy and Utada - easy breezy

Good ones! :tbiggrin Thank U for the PV links.... they were very interesting.

are you wake up?

yes I am lol

SAMURAI DRIVE=samuras drive, as in passion. XD but I still think of a samurai getting into a car and driving...and they may have been the actual intent of the song, after listening to the lyrics.

Zung Zung Funky Music. I'd like to know what kind of inspiration gave rise to that!

Ooh, and I love Lonely in Gorgeous. :D

Sora-kara, your post made me laugh so much! :D

Are You Wake Up?, STEP you and Catcher In The Light are ones I would consider weird or funny titles.

Suzuki Ami has some weird title songs like "love the island" or "GOOD NIGHT MR. GUITAR"

Hmm...let's see.

Mr. Bungle

Squeeze Me Macaroni
Ma Meeshka Mow Skwoz (the entire song is gibberish, and you can actually follow along with the lyric sheet)

Mod Flanders Conspiracy

These guys are the kings of ridiculous song titles.

Just Because I Surgically Lengthened My Arms And Legs Doesn't Make Me A Sell-Out Midget
My 7th Grade Bus Driver Yells At Dead Trees
There Are No Maria Allowed In My Ant Farm
Hoot Mon Is Skippered By The Captain's Malone
This Is How To Use The Three Sea Shells
Spatulizing Lil Mookey's Ostrich Eggs
Laying Roadside Talking To Corpses
The Wrath Of The Thrice Angered Manatee

Rumpelstiltskin Grinder

The Day Merman Met Todd "The Harpoon" Wilson
Stealing E.T.
Unleash the Troll

System of a Down

This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song

Foxy Shazam!

My Wife's Juice and Water Tower Wine

HORSE the band

A Rusty Glove
Octopus On Fire
Taken By Vultures
Stabbers of the Knife by Kenny Pelts
The Immense Defecation of the Buntaluffigus

Gackt - Dyubbuk *WTF how do i pronounce that?*
Gackt - Noesis *o....k....*
Koda Kumi - Rock Your Body *ummmm.........*
Heartsdales - BODY ROCK *like the above....ummmm.....*
Utada Hikaru - Play Ball *this song has nothing to do with sports....weird*


btw, a rope dancer is someone who dances or performs acrobatic feats on a rope hung high in the air. pretty much a tightrope walker.

^ agree with the gackt stuff, that "guy" is fubar... but <rock ur body> just sounds like kk wants2sound english or something, plus in play ball hickey sings about pitchers/runners, so i guess it is kind of sports rel8d...?

my friend gave me some music, among which was this:

a silver mt. zion <"this is our punk rock," thee rusted satellites gather+sing>

1 sow some lonesome corners so many flowers bloom
2 babylon was built on fire/starsnostars
3 american motor over smoldered field
4 goodbye desolate railyard

ahhh I forgot, lonely in gorgeous has to be the weirdest of all, grammatically. or maybe the "in" was meant as "&"? mOstly likely not...but there are many possibilities. There isn't a noun for gorgeous so I guess tommy just went with the adjective...=D

...morning musume...

Chokkan II ~Nogashita Sakana wa Ookii Zo!~ (Intuition II ~The Fish I Caught was Big!~)
LOVE マシーン (LOVE MACHINE)

Gackt: Todokanai Ai to Shiitteitainoni Osaekirezuni Aishi Tsuzuketa (that has to win for the longest song title. It's half the chorus of the song...)
Papa lapped a pop lopped (wtf?)

Ami Suzuki - THANK YOU FOR EVERYDAY EVERY BODY
Ayumi Hamasaki - STEP you
Ayumi Hamasaki - B&D
BoA - Shine We Are
Ai Otsuka - U-Boat
Do As Infinity - Rumble Fish

AKUREI: I've just realized that U-BOAT is what the Germans used in WWI fighting in the seas. The exact name too!! =DDDD

Basically, there's nothing weirder than hitomi's...

"Plastic Time Machine"!

What the hell is a plastic time machine? LOL. such a good song! :D

MiniMoni
Lucky Cha Cha Cha!

Morning Musume.
SHIP! TO THE FUTURE

Maki Goto
Genshoku GAL Hade ni Yukube! (Primary Color Girl Goes All Out!)

Abe Natsumi
Koi no Telephone GOAL (Love's telephone goal)


And um, a lot of other ones I can't think of at the moment.

Aiko Kayo's "ring!Ring!RING!!!" is quite weird too, lol.

i just remembered one for you! mini moni telephone! RING! RING! RING!

How about Ramen 3bun Cooking by Otsuka Ai? It's weird enough by itself. Kuroge Wagyuu Joshio Tanyaki 680 Yen is a good one too.

GUT IT~Pez~ is like wtf?

Kikaru, I was just thinking of that Gackt song, "Papa lapped a pop lopped"!! Lol ^_^ I love Gackt!! I saw that in the store and was like what in the world??? That was hilarious. I didn't know about the long one. This thread is crackin' me up! XD I have a few contributions:

TWO-MIX

Just Wild Beat Communication
Rythym Emotion
DO THAT DANCE
READY, GO!!
AIRMAIL FROM THE MOON

Misty Eyes

Mind Education ("LOOKING FOR MIND EDUCATION sore wa tookute..." awesome song ^_^)

T.M. Revolution

We Make Revolution
PIN UP LADY
IMITATION CRIME
Tomedonasasouna Bokura - BEDLESS NIGHT SLIDER - (o_O ???)
SHAKIN' LOVE '97 - LIVE REVOLUTION -
O.L
Twinkle Million Rendezvous
AQUALOVERS - DEEP into the night
HOT LIMIT
Burnin' X'mas
DREAM DRUNKER
True Merry Rings
I.D. - LOVE ME CRAZY -
Private Storm
Master Feel Sad (I thought this one was hilarious!! XD)
Trace Millennium Road
Pied Piper
ABORT//CLEAR
Tide Moon River
Goin' (reminds me of startin' XD)
Zips
Web of Night (awesome song!)
CHASE / THE THRILL

Now that I actually sat down and listed it all, I realize TMR has a lot. LOL!! I love you TMR!! :D

Of course, Ayu has a lot too like Bold & Delicious, Step You, whatever... lol I love you too Ayu! ^_^

^ TWO-MIX has a lot of interesting titles

Good ones! :laugh TMR does have a lot.

i agree, it sounds like one of those titles that come out on the fake tracklists before a new album comes out..

Dybbuk is pronounced (DEE-BAHK) and it's a demon from Jewish folklore that enters a persons body and posseses them.

Noesis is a term for the cognitive process.

My question is how does he know these words?! o.O


Personally, Miyavi's Coo Quack Cluck has always thrown me off. ^.^

HAHA! Sooooo long! XD

I wonder what he was thinking when he decided to give such a title.

But the song is still mightily good though. :)

Another long title is B'z's Ai No Mama Ni Waga Mama Ni Boku Wa Kimi Dake Wo Kizutsukenai. xD

^^ OMG!!! :laugh