Ever kissed an Ayu poster/calender?
 

Okay fellow guys, time to own up.

So, have you?

Well, I'm brave enough to own up. It was just once. I was feeling very lonely, I had too much coffee and had watched Love Actually until 1:00am. So, I gave Ayu's Jan/Feb picture on her 2007 calender a kiss. Just a little one. :)

There must be others who have done so too, be honest and own up to it! I'm not trying to make this thread sound perverted or anything, but it was just something that caught my thoughts. Please don't judge me!

Umm.. nope



:x

I did!

I just love all my Ayu stuff to death (because I have so little) so I had to kiss it everything at least once :laugh

LOL!!! xD xDDDDD LOL!

I haven.t... but I think I sent a kiss to a wallpaper or a PV live or some video of ayu! :P can.t remember hehe!

if the coffee puts you like that what will do Tequila! :o!

Whoah.

That's kinda creepy if you ask me. Hahahaha

uhh...nope. sorry.

Errr... no that's kinda freaky

I might have, but I got no memories of feeling an urge to do so, so I don't think so.

It'd be totally me to do something like that, though.

No...not yet. x]

What are you waiting for? :swink

I like your way of thinking immel, lol :)

@minkAYuko

Coffee does put me in strange moods sometimes, but I haven't tried tequila yet :)

no im not sa .... sadistic!

[yees, that word will keep me out of trouble]

Yeah I did... To show my sister's friend how obsessed I am with her

All my posters and stuff are still in their packages :(

I didn't have the pair to take them out and do that :laugh

No i've never kissed an Ayu poster. However, I have kissed my Moi dix Mois posters.

I have Ayu's BLUE BIRD Poster above my bed and I blow it a kiss and be like "Good Night Ayu-Chan!" XDD I blow one to my Kuu Calendar too. *pathetic*

That was the creepiest opening post I've ever read.

That's cute, not pathetic :)

lol @ j_nerd :)

Exactly!!
I have never kissed a poster before and will never do that. :no

I seriously don't understand what everyone finds so "disturbing", ha ha. I mean, it's a kiss to a poster - big deal. Get over it.

I have no posters to kiss. :( :( :( My heart breaks.

That's exactly what I'm thinking too!
Anyway, my answer is no because I don't have any of her posters. It's time that I get some too...

Well, I didn't until I read this post :D How bad is that :D
Just kissed the poster that is above my bed (the one from Secret). But I don't think I've 'kissed' ayu before. But what is wrong with a goodnight kiss? I don't think it's weird or pathetic at all :)

nope........

Lol the Jan/Feb 2007 poster is gorgeous. Can't say I've kissed any of my posters though haha :P

I never kissed Ayu poster or calender, cause i don't have one of those, bit i've kissed my Ayumi CD!! ahahahaha, i know that's kinda freaky!

no but I feel like doing it now.

Careful with the tongue, damages will appear.

And don't drool.

lol, I was careful.

Good.

The same rules apply for kissing Ayumi posters as for girls, don't overdo it.

Which one of them is the better remains a mystery.

so ppl do kiss her stuff! hahaha then we are not all that different after all xD

@JWBBPHOENIX the intro does sounds a little disturbing! lol
@AyumiSEASONS disturbing too!

@both but is cool disturbing xD

No I haven't ^_^

Nah.. never happened me I ain´t desperate =)

I wouldn't really connect desperation with kissing posters of your idol.

I could totally kiss an Ayu poster or when my girlfriend is sitting beside me without a problem :laugh.

Exactly, for example, if you really love someone, I don't think kissing their photo is all that abnormal and there isn't much difference between a photo and a poster.

Personally, I have never kissed my one and only Secret poster. I'd go as far as to stroke the hair, but I'm way too scared of creases and fingerprints.

I don't know about posters (as many are glossy), but I don't think the calenders damage as easily. Feel free to kiss them as much as you like, but like immel said, don't overdo it of course :)

lol, I don't love Ayu enough to do anything like that.

I agree. I think I have at some time or another. Maybe? I'm not sure actually. There isn't any time in particular that I remember, and I'm not even attracted to women, so I'm not sure :D

not to that extend yet...but i do LOVE ayu...lolx

anyway i'd already had ayu's poster right on the wall beside my bed...so i can look at her everyday~lolx

Nope, I could never cheat on Madge.

I did
Hoho

:laugh , that's something new :) I haven't done that though, lol :) Wouldn't that crumple your poster?

Never felt like doing that with any poster, not even when I was younger.

The poster is framed, so it's just on the glass :D you can clean that :D
and it was just a kiss on her cheek :P

No
I am very careful:rolleyes

I admit: several times..... album covers, photos.... you name it.

I even...... carressed her face and her hair on that wall of my dorm..... nothing else, yeah, I know, I'm terribly sick.

I love her, what can I do?

I framed my up poster ... just love her much... to prevent from dust and climate damages...
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k2...2/IMG_1403.jpg

haha climate change :D

i dont kiss those posters, im not sick lol XD

Ahahaha. This is the best thread XDDD .... And nope - never. Maybe will :D I still havent put my Secret poster ..... dont kill me I just erm.. forgot. Ok, I forgot - that`s one more reason to kill.

... whoops.

I think I kissed my RAINBOW album once. Unless it was the SEASONS single. I don't know if I was thinking, "Ayu, I love you (as a fan)!" or if I was drunk and thought, "I wonder what it's like to kiss Ayumi? *smooch*"

Naw, it had to be the first one. Alcohol has never entered my body before. ;)

haha no i havent done that. kissing a poster or a cd or a photo is not something i would do. i know some people do it, but i dont.

I do stuff to them you don't even wanna know about.

well. i cant recall if i ever kissed an ayu poster. but i dont think so cos they are my precious POSTERS! i wouldnt let my saliva dirty it.. NO NO!

No. Instead, I'm a poster beater.

No but I think my cousin stole one of my posters and pleasured himself over it.

Hanky panky, nothing like a good spanky!

was it an ayu poster?? ewww... you gotta use rubbing alcohol to clean it afterwards... LOL j/k

Nah... never thought of it.. and it's something I don't do (germophobic characteristic..?)

lolz....

uhhm...yeah....the Startin poster XD

I think that's really sweet. There is no shame in doing so :)

Nopppe. I don't wanna dirty my Ayu stuff.

o..m..g....

I wonder if Ayu has visited this forum before? I'm sure she would be laughing for hours at some of our threads, lol.

If she's seen this thread, at least she knows that there are some good kissers out there if Nagase ever gets boring. :)

This is a very interesting question, although I'm sure that the answer is no.

I think she just might make her "..." look, if you put her in front of a computer.

I have no Ayu posters T_T but some CD´s and other stuff~ I haven´t kiss these things yet.. yet......... X3

:tired :tired This is a good reason not to buy "preloved" posters and calendars off Ebay... :tired

%omfggoodidea.

:no I might get a papercut :(

Yeah, always keep an eye open for the "preloved" eBay tag whenever you bid on something.

:thud i dun wanna dirty up my posters, i oso dun wan the poster to dirty up my tongue too :o

this is really farnie :dead2

nope, people admited it, lemme quote some

sorry vinneh~ i'm just quoting :lech

:headache

um... i kissed a picture of my boyfriend but not an ayu picture. but i wouldn't mind kissing her in real life (on the cheek) ;P but ladies, would u kiss ayu on the lips? if i was made to, i would, but not out of my own free will, nope.