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0500559543 25th June 2009 05:04 PM

LOL, Who did this to Ayu ? ROFL !!!
 
dont get me wrong, i love Ayu, but this pic is cracked me up, ROFL :D

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/4022/8a501oi.jpg

SURREAL__RAINBOW 25th June 2009 05:12 PM

uhm last.fm haters group?? LOL

JackieRos 25th June 2009 05:22 PM

i saw that yesterday is not funny at all :rolleyes

Yoake 25th June 2009 05:33 PM

It's...ugly.

AyuHamasaki01 25th June 2009 05:34 PM

it's ugly and not funny at all tbh. But those ppl probably need a life or are mentally retarded. Then there is also a mixture between those two options. :yes

ayuayu798 25th June 2009 05:38 PM

They made her look like some lizard! I see the humor in it though,lol. I know how to take a simple joke.

Aditmi Krisnasaki 25th June 2009 05:40 PM

Ewh... it's disgusting...
Is it edited or real?
How could her eyes turn so big?
Yeak...

rikku411 25th June 2009 05:45 PM

I guess it's somewhat funny? It's immature to say the least... imagine devoting time and energy to something you don't like/hate. They must get a kick out of this... somehow.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aditmi Krisnasaki (Post 1995834)
Ewh... it's disgusting...
Is it edited or real?
How could her eyes turn so big?
Yeak...

Definitely edited.

Kazeyomi 25th June 2009 05:52 PM

°____°

omg the pic creeps me out LOL

btw another hater group? Awwn ( ̄д ̄) boooring

waterballoon 25th June 2009 05:57 PM

Clearly the person who made this has lost his mind cos he can't even tell right and left apart. Dude, Ayu's deaf on her left ear. I don't mind making fun of LOL faces or anything... but a personal, direct attack at a disability is not only immature... kinda reflects the morals of this person eh.

noidea 25th June 2009 06:16 PM

Lol, "right is, where the big finger is left" xD Probably choose the deaf ear because of that sentence xD
Well, Its funny and mean at the same time, funny because the popel who did it are such idiots, mean because...well, its not done to be funny, but to insult ayu

aloopy 25th June 2009 06:35 PM

the only disgusting thing in this picture is is the "deaf" part.
other than that i can take the joke lol

nemesisyume 25th June 2009 06:35 PM

XD I've seen this pic many times before but still brings the lulz
:roflmao :roflmao :roflmao :roflmao :roflmao

totally awesome no matter what serious ayufans say :laugh


PinkShinigami 25th June 2009 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aditmi Krisnasaki (Post 1995834)
Ewh... it's disgusting...
Is it edited or real?
How could her eyes turn so big?
Yeak...

Quote:

Originally Posted by rikku411 (Post 1995840)
Definitely edited.

Believe me, this pic aren't as much edited as you think. I've seen the real pic (I think it's from AT07 or AT08, if I remember right). It is really the worst pic of her ever.

But how can you think this is funny? It is so seriously ugly, nothing funny about that.. :rolleyes

And I can tell you who made this, AHS, Ayumi Hamasaki Sucks. Their biggest "joke" is about her deafness.. Okay, maybe that can be "funny", but it is soooooo silly..

fantasma3c 25th June 2009 06:42 PM

Completely idiotic and unnecessary
not funny at all:shakehead

nemesisyume 25th June 2009 07:28 PM

this is the original picture and another one from the same

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z...1768df5tx5.jpg

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z...mgp1776zq7.jpg


love in music 25th June 2009 07:35 PM

even when i was going through my "ayu hate" phase i still didn't think this was funny
nemesisyumes comics are much funnier and seem like they actually require thought :yes

kirei_ayumi 25th June 2009 08:07 PM

lmao I remember seeing this last.fm..but can be funny at times
ayu haterz need a life, seriously

noidea 25th June 2009 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nemesisyume (Post 1995962)

in the second pic, it looks very much like her eyes have been made bigger by computer, theres something weird about the skin surrounding it, same goes for the first image, i doubt ayu would have gone out looking like that

nemesisyume 25th June 2009 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by identity (Post 1995968)
nemesisyumes comics are much funnier and seem like they actually require thought :yes

aww thank you :laugh


that pic still makes me lol tho


Lanz16 25th June 2009 08:48 PM

The pic really creeps me out instead.
It didn't make laugh at all.

The one who made this below-the-belt joke has no sense of respect.
Pointing and making fun on Ayu's deafness is a no-no.

I think the enlarging of the eye was the result of one of the tools in Photoshop.
Well, all I can say to this... is idiotic.

emi♡ 25th June 2009 08:56 PM

I thought it was from jpoptrash?

oh well. Guess they're all the same. oh...it says "Ayumi Hamasaki Sucks" right on the picture...:laugh

I'm stupid. Anyway, this is like really old. I think it's funny, but sort of like in the way that those stupid parody movies are funny...like Meet the Spartans...

it's like funny...but not funny...because it's so stupid.

but whatever, it's just a bunch of people manipulating an ayu photo...I don't really see it as a big deal.

Picaflor 7/4 25th June 2009 09:05 PM

lol stop spreading the truth about ayu.
That picture along with these, are from the last fm page "AHS" "Ayumi Hamasaki Sucks"
http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/6796/ayumusiw8.png

nemesisyume 25th June 2009 09:37 PM

^ok I'm super tired today and my humour sometimes sucks and that's probably why the last one made me lol so hard :laugh

I guess I've just sold my soul to the devil ~


Lady~Deviance 25th June 2009 11:08 PM

I'm going to also admit that the last icon made me chuckle too. Don't get me wrong I think it's downright atrocious to poke fun at an individuals disabilities.

The pic on the first page was just scary and horrible to look at. Not funny at all.

kendelle 26th June 2009 03:20 AM

Wow, that looks terrible! :roflmao

It's pretty funny though, they used a pretty bad picture to begin with xD

Even Ayu can look ugly! :tired

I found a funny one on bing the other day!

This: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...mbnailaspx.jpg

Becomes: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...yubigeyes2.jpg

:innocent

chloeM 26th June 2009 03:33 AM

damn to those who are jealous of ayu~!

Deep snow 26th June 2009 04:20 AM

"i will give you rabies" makes me lol :laugh

but the "deaf" part always pains me. always.

AyUta 26th June 2009 04:39 AM

Lol, I remember this.

nemesisyume 26th June 2009 05:28 AM

there are these too on jpoptrash:

http://jpoptrash.nihon-fr.com/ayu/betisier01.jpg http://jpoptrash.nihon-fr.com/ayu/betisier02.jpg

http://jpoptrash.nihon-fr.com/ayu/hama_1.jpg http://jpoptrash.nihon-fr.com/ayu/pollux.jpg

http://jpoptrash.nihon-fr.com/ayu/2583-28.jpg http://jpoptrash.nihon-fr.com/ayu/2583-27.jpg


zyoeru 26th June 2009 05:40 AM

Some of it is funny some of it just makes me annoyed. Oh well, they're entitled to hate I guess. But it's mature to make fun of a disability. Their mentally is just that of idiots from 4chan anyway. ¬_¬

Sandre 26th June 2009 05:44 AM

Those pictures are so awful~ and ugly.
Maybe those people who doesn't like her cause those pictures.
Well, if it is so you hate her that much, do not start those silly thing in here.
And don't even come here. It's pointless.
AHS does not welcome these anymore.

Kingdom 26th June 2009 05:47 AM

welcome to a small look @ the stupidity that goes on at last.fm. that whole community is screwed up, and stuck in 2004.

they need to get lives and grow up tbh. excluding the FEW people who actually use last.fm what it's intended for..

nemesisyume 26th June 2009 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juicy (Post 1996723)
welcome to a small look @ the stupidity that goes on at last.fm.

:innocent :innocent :innocent :innocent


mcluva420 26th June 2009 06:23 AM

scary . creepy . ugly . unartistic . mean .

emi♡ 26th June 2009 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juicy (Post 1996723)
welcome to a small look @ the stupidity that goes on at last.fm. that whole community is screwed up, and stuck in 2004.

:roflmao

you're awesome.

pommy48 26th June 2009 07:53 AM

ah sadly last fm is full of immature people...wonder when they'll grow up~ but oh well~

vampireknightzero 26th June 2009 08:06 AM

all the nonsensical people..argh.

ALfromHELLSING 26th June 2009 08:45 AM

I've seen this many times ago. This is mean and not funny at all... All haters are retarded.

C+R+E+AYUMI 26th June 2009 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AyuHamasaki01 (Post 1995826)
it's ugly and not funny at all tbh. But those ppl probably need a life or are mentally retarded. Then there is also a mixture between those two options. :yes

LOL!! :D:D:D
they have much time free i guess, or just don't have any other problems in their lives

noidea 26th June 2009 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nemesisyume (Post 1996691)

there are these too on jpoptrash:
http://jpoptrash.nihon-fr.com/ayu/pollux.jpg


this one is actually quite funny IMO xD

and the talkin' 2 myself one and the I am... ones actually made me laugh, of course, its bad to make fun of it, butif the joke itself is funny...i still laugh

SURREAL__RAINBOW 26th June 2009 02:09 PM

lol she has big eyes so what xD

those haters had to make changes to the picture so she looks ugly ;)






and... whats the point of this thread again?? XD

MissElin_ 26th June 2009 02:27 PM

The most funniest thing about these "haters" is that they put down SOOO much time to get to know her so they can trash her. Lol. If they dont like her, why even spend time on her then...? ;)

Maemi 26th June 2009 02:29 PM

This thread isn't even a worth of being here.

SURREAL__RAINBOW 26th June 2009 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissElin_ (Post 1997186)
The most funniest thing about these "haters" is that they put down SOOO much time to get to know her so they can trash her. Lol. If they dont like her, why even spend time on her then...? ;)

i know right?

they all should get a life, or just pull out the sticks up their asses seriously

:D

HTMSD 26th June 2009 04:45 PM

Oow... I hate the one who make it x(
It make me mad about ayu T.T

alternarist 26th June 2009 06:14 PM

it does look funny. but such things doesnt bother me at all lol..

ALfromHELLSING 26th June 2009 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissElin_ (Post 1997186)
The most funniest thing about these "haters" is that they put down SOOO much time to get to know her so they can trash her. Lol. If they dont like her, why even spend time on her then...? ;)

Yep, is should go to trash basket.
Only retarded people might laugh on that thing that she's deaf on one ear. I would like too see how hard they will laugh on themselves if they ever become deaf...:innocent
Poor people stop envy her and try to do something by yourself.

nemesisyume 26th June 2009 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pommy48 (Post 1996867)
ah sadly last fm is full of immature people...wonder when they'll grow up~ but oh well~

yeah I definitely belong there :laugh


BluishDays 26th June 2009 11:13 PM

I love a good joke but sadly there's no joke there, Just poor taste from some fool

rakeru 28th June 2009 02:52 AM

awww, it's not fair to pick on a disability like her hearing problem!

FoObY 28th June 2009 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Picaflor 7/4 (Post 1996071)
lol stop spreading the truth about ayu.
That picture along with these, are from the last fm page "AHS" "Ayumi Hamasaki Sucks"
http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/6796/ayumusiw8.png

I chuckled at I am.. and talkin' 2 myself. heh.

But it's just important to not take these pics too seriously; I think they're created for the sake of spurring attention.

yoshino 28th June 2009 10:09 AM

oh my.. that's bad of them doing that pict out.
how can they attack Ayu by writing the 'deaf' word there. I'm angry with tat now.. argh.

Blasterion 28th June 2009 01:28 PM

that's so mean...
that's all I could say, just mean!

taskinillusion 30th June 2009 03:16 AM

Think of what those people could be doing if they put that energy into something productive and worth a ****!

asmAyumi1992 3rd July 2009 08:34 AM

I don't care whatever anyone did to Ayu as long as Ayu still live with her plenty of money and have fun with them.

Picaflor 7/4 3rd July 2009 08:55 AM

I think I just murdered all pride and joy of ayu. sorry. O_____O

Spoiler:

SURREAL__RAINBOW 5th July 2009 03:35 AM

lol wtf time bad spended in really bad photoshop xD

yuki_unmei 5th July 2009 04:21 AM

whoever made that first pic in this thread should lose their hearing in BOTH ears... >_>

Kingdom 5th July 2009 04:24 AM

lol i love these, picaflor!

SURREAL__RAINBOW 5th July 2009 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juicy (Post 2009025)
lol i love these, picaflor!

lol I kinda like the black one too actually... xD

love in music 5th July 2009 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Picaflor 7/4 (Post 2006488)
I think I just murdered all pride and joy of ayu. sorry. O_____O

Spoiler:

oh man. i wanted them to be funny, i really did. such a disappointment :no

xLuna&1LOVE 5th July 2009 02:57 PM

OMG. How great ;P
Yeah, it's so *****y, but I had to laugh

Lee_410 5th July 2009 03:20 PM

LOL I LOVE THOSE

And wow,some of you clearly don't know how to take a joke.Get over it.

SURREAL__RAINBOW 5th July 2009 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee_410 (Post 2009630)
LOL I LOVE THOSE

And wow,some of you clearly don't know how to take a joke.Get over it.

stuff like this really affects people sometimes :S specially when they just started listening to ayu and don't know much about her.

Lee_410 5th July 2009 04:11 PM

^Then,the best thing to do is to ignore.It's the internet.Nobody should take these things seriously.

SURREAL__RAINBOW 5th July 2009 04:58 PM

yea oh well xD

at first stuff like this really made me sick now I just laugh about it ^^

noidea 5th July 2009 08:59 PM

OMG, the GUILTY photobooks ENGURISHU is amazing xD

the talkin' 2 myself ones are a little...though

octolina 5th July 2009 09:14 PM

i think the editing of the pics w/ shop is kinda funny, but not the comments.

i kinda loled at the pics nemesisyume posted.

Picaflor 7/4 5th July 2009 11:13 PM

just so you all know, I made none of those pictures. over at the hikaru forums we have something called the "utada big toe clan" its a parody clan where you make fun of various japanese artists. you can't be serious all the time.

You can't laugh at others if you can't laugh at yourself.

ngl I found the guilty one hilarious.
"Alien Eyes: How make eyes like white person? Ayu tell show how"

Yeah I found that pretty hilarious.

oh god, and this one has to be my favorite.

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h6...ayueat-out.jpg

koumori 5th July 2009 11:37 PM

I'm not really an Ayu-Stan, but I find it just nasty, degrading and cruel. Okay, I could take the enlarged-eyes and the "Ayumi Hamasaki Sucks" thing because it's old jokes and with every fan site there's a million hate sites for any big artist. But making fun of her deafness - a result of her dedication to her fans, as it got worse because she decided to carry on with her career way back in was it 2003? - I think that's just a little too far. Call me an obsessive if you want, it's just my opinion. But making fun of artists and stuff is fine as a joke, as long as it's not downright cruel. (Disability jokes aren't funny.)

~~

Picaflor, those photos are amazing XD Especially the ones where Ayumi is flattened slightly to make her look fat. LOLL ^_^

MirrorcleBoy 6th July 2009 12:39 AM

hmph it is so maen...why do peple hate ayumi so much?

kuri♥ayu 6th July 2009 03:08 AM

^ i agree. and i have to say that the chunky bold n delicious & startin' made me laugh a little. everyone freaks out when ayu appears to have gained 5 lbs. imagine how everyone would die if she gained like 50 lol ;p

aloopy 6th July 2009 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Picaflor 7/4 (Post 2006488)
I think I just murdered all pride and joy of ayu. sorry. O_____O

Spoiler:

omfg these are awesome :heart i lol'd

SURREAL__RAINBOW 6th July 2009 11:05 AM

They always make fun of ayu as well as koda (I've seen heaps xD) but nothing that I've seen yet about namie and utada?? xD I would love to see what they say about them and do to their pictures as well...

nemesisyume 6th July 2009 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Picaflor 7/4 (Post 2006488)
I think I just murdered all pride and joy of ayu. sorry. O_____O

Spoiler:

LMAO awesome :roflmao

sorry I just had to do these...

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z...jidejishop.png

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z...ule/celery.png

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z...idejishop1.jpg

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z...ule/ABEST2.png


PinkShinigami 6th July 2009 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nemesisyume (Post 2010730)

You know, this is definitely the reason that the world is going down that year o.o

SURREAL__RAINBOW 6th July 2009 11:56 AM

why don't you go now and upload them into last.fm nemesisyume! I know you like uploading pictures in there LOL

nemesisyume 6th July 2009 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SURREAL__RAINBOW (Post 2010784)
why don't you go now and upload them into last.fm nemesisyume! I know you like uploading pictures in there LOL

LMAO so what if I like uploading pics to last.fm
it seems like people think it's the worst thing in the world and a crime
:roflmao and good idea. I'll do that.


kotora 7th July 2009 04:05 AM

what does japanese at low left corner say?

Kingdom 7th July 2009 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SURREAL__RAINBOW (Post 2010726)
They always make fun of ayu as well as koda (I've seen heaps xD) but nothing that I've seen yet about namie and utada?? xD I would love to see what they say about them and do to their pictures as well...


http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Ginza/3275/amuro19.jpg

:roflmao

kotora 7th July 2009 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juicy (Post 2011690)

I don't see anything wrong in that Namie's picture beside that cute tattoo..

tanachu 8th July 2009 11:50 PM

^ Yeah really.

Aggar 9th July 2009 08:22 AM

what a gross. It's not funny . Yuck

Ayu-me 9th July 2009 06:27 PM

LOL. Of course I obviously hate all Ayu-haters who take time to make the grossest of pics just to spite her, but stupidity and immaturity of people are always funny things! (at a distance, at least) :roflmao But they're really going old on the 'deaf'-jokes... and not only that, they're completely degrading! Sure, a few smartly put jokes I can take (I ROFL at the t2m one!) but they just overuse it and make it insulting... And my mother is almost completely deaf in her left ear (funny it's the same ear as Ayu...) so I take it a bit too personally to like it...

tinka69 10th July 2009 11:47 AM

BAHAHAHA. Ahh...i mean No. No, that is not funny at all!

*s******s*

Sorry. The eyes sold it for me.

LinMeiVonn 10th July 2009 09:04 PM

That picture is:
1. A big failure
2. Not even funny =/
3. Made by jealous peeps much?
Same goes with the rest of the pictures .-.

NintendoHTF1242 10th July 2009 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Picaflor 7/4 (Post 2006488)
I think I just murdered all pride and joy of ayu. sorry. O_____O

Spoiler:

Those made me Lol so hard XDDD

Picaflor 7/4 10th July 2009 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NintendoHTF1242 (Post 2016904)
Those made me Lol so hard XDDD

I thought you of all people would know those pics from the utada big toe clan from the hikaru forums. but then I gotta remember you've only been on them for a few months or w/e and prob. haven't even looked through half the forums.

And don't get me wrong people it's not just ayumi we make fun of, we do it to everyone. You can't be so serious about everything.

Spoiler:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y10...oll/angela.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y10...roll/namie.jpg
Quote:

Mainstream Collections - TITO

1. Opening Dance Track
2. I Appeal to Gay American Audiences
3. Columbia Dropout (ft. Ludacris)
4. Tokyo (interlude)
5. NYC (interlude)
6. Sanctuary
7. 4 the $
8. I Write All Of My Own Songs
9. And All Of My Lyrics
10. Except For This Album
11. Stargate and Tricky helped
12. A little
13. Remix for Japan Only
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/2...zureutaem0.jpg
http://i6.tinypic.com/53epf9j.jpg
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/7...plasticfo8.png
http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9422/utadaaz4.png
http://i22.tinypic.com/2md4ea0.png
http://i20.tinypic.com/29des61.png
http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/9617/anytime2ad0.jpg

NintendoHTF1242 10th July 2009 09:44 PM

^ I need to stalk that clan, nao

noidea 10th July 2009 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nemesisyume (Post 2010730)

LMAO awesome :roflmao

sorry I just had to do these...

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z...jidejishop.png



OOOMMMGGGGGGGG

I love this one!

Picaflor 7/4 10th July 2009 11:10 PM

I think we ourselves here need to start a "parody clan" thread. make fun of people in a "light" way. not being mean or harmful. but to show a funnier side. so its not like "ZOMG how dare you make fun of the jpop goddess" or w/e

blackmage 10th July 2009 11:13 PM

I love Ayu, but I find it funny people feel the need to do that to her photos...

SURREAL__RAINBOW 11th July 2009 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Picaflor 7/4 (Post 2016910)
I thought you of all people would know those pics from the utada big toe clan from the hikaru forums. but then I gotta remember you've only been on them for a few months or w/e and prob. haven't even looked through half the forums.

And don't get me wrong people it's not just ayumi we make fun of, we do it to everyone. You can't be so serious about everything.



LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Aggar 11th July 2009 03:18 PM

^ i like Flavor of Blood. kinda cool.
LMAO @ kuu chan . germlin look alike

SURREAL__RAINBOW 11th July 2009 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aggar (Post 2017950)
^ i like Flavor of Blood. kinda cool.
LMAO @ kuu chan . germlin look alike

xD I'm kinda used to the koda kumi's jokes etc xD but I thought utada fans protected their goddess somehow so she was untouchable... until NOW :thud

nanakopy87 27th October 2009 03:40 PM

sorry for digging out old thread but this is kinda funny?i don't know how to describe this...
http://mirror.uncyc.org/wiki/Ayumi_H...i_%28redone%29
this is a very long list,so i put it in spoiler
Spoiler:
* Ayu writes her songs to reflect deep feelings inside her. She has given some comments about her songs.


* Trauma: "I'd just been to the doctor and he said I had a head trauma. I don't see why. I only fell down a 2 meter hole." (Dome Tour 2001)

* vogue: "I like the magazine."

* M: "I never remember how to spell it!"

* GAME: "I had just bought an XBOX."

* P.S.II: "Then I threw it out and got a PS2."

* My name's WOMEN: "It was originally called 'my name's AYUMI' but that was too obvious."

* Flower Garden: "I wanted to call it 'weed garden' but Max Matsuura isn't such a fan."

* STEP you: "My mother was trying to teach me how to count to ten, but I couldn't get past four."

* Ladies Night: "IT WAS MY IDEA FIRST! SWEETBOX COPIED ME!"

* Rainy Day: "I only wrote it because I was bored. Max wouldn't let me go play in the rain with Namie and BoA."

* Born to Be...: "I forgot to finish the title."

* Neverending Dream: "I was in a coma for a few months."

* Memorial Address: "I forgot my address."

* A Song Is Born: "Damn right it was, and I had to go through the whole 9 months pregnancy too."

* Still Alone: "This song's autobiographical. But I still have my friends! And my band! And my adoring fans! Right? ... RIGHT?!"

* Teddy Bear: "I was running out of people to write songs for. (See Still Alone)"

* No More Words: "The title of this song is the reason the first whole minute has no words. I was running out of material at this point."

* No Way To Say: "I lost my voice."

* +: "I will revolutionize the industry with my one-character songs! Mwahahhahahaha!"

* Walking Proud: "Waakingu Puraudo? That's one of my songs?"

* HONEY: "Don't talk about that song...I still have the bee sting wounds..."

* July 1st: "I wrote it for the July 1st invasion of the USA."

* I am...: "I forgot."

* SEASONS: "Made to promote my next calendar!"

* Sotsugyou Shashin (Graduation Picture): "Finally learning how to count, I graduated from elementary school.

* A Song for XX: "This is a song dedicated to porn."

* Free & Easy: "This song is about stealing, of course."

* P.S. II: "I cannot legally say PS2 in a song but i really want one but Max Matsuura says I cannot have one"

* WHATEVER: "I was getting pretty lazy with my song names at this point" (see +)

* Everywhere Nowhere: "This is a song about God."

* RAINBOW: "I decided that gay people need love too. Plus I like making out with myself, hihi."

* BOYS AND GIRLS: "This is a song dedicated to bisexuals.. and myself."

* "A" "H": "Those are my INITIALS?!?!?!"

* "criminal": "I got caught stealing." (See Free & Easy)

* Are You Wake Up?: "Just say it like ten times in a row. Are You Wake Up? Are You Wake Up? Are You Wake Up? Are You Wake Up? Are You Wake Up? Are You Wake Up? Are You Wake Up? Are You Wake Up? Are You Wake Up? Are You Wake Up? Now I bet you just had a seizure."

* Beautiful Fighters: "I wanted to write a song for all the transsexuals out there, including that poor Koda Kumi."

* Evolution: "I'M CHANGING!"

* BLUE BIRD: "I was high and had the hots for Big Bird from Sesame Street. Ooh, those slender legs..."

* 1 LOVE: "There is only 1 love for me...my fans. Haha, just shitting you, it's really MYSELF!"

* Fairyland: "Somebody told me that I was away with the fairies... I don't see why..."

* Moments: "At moments, when I think about my childhood, I feel the cold claws of death and despair once again on my innocent soul. But then I think of how much better I am than Koda Kumi, and everything is alright :3"

* REAL Me: "NO! Seriously I am the real me I'm not just another Dancing robot. Oh and a woman can be dangerous in order to survive."

* talkin' 2 myself: "So, sometimes I talk to myself. ...Wait, what do you mean that's not normal? I thought everyone did it. Dammit, Koda lied to me!"

* glitter: "You'd think it's some metaphor for something really deep, but screw that, I just like looking at shiny stuff."

* WE WISH: "... You a merry christmas! ... Wait, those aren't the lyrics..."

* End of the World: "So like, I had THE worst day. First, I woke up to find Max staring at me creepily, then I slapped him and TOTALLY broke a nail, then I was walking around the avex building and Koda Kumi came up to me looking WAY ****tier than I was, and I was like 'Nuh uh, she did NOT just go there, ******!' and then I wrote this song."

* Mirrorcle World: "don't know, don't care"

[edit] Music Videos (Promotional Videos)

Ayu has contributed ideas to many of her videos. She has commented on several of them.

* STEP you: "Okay, so I'm a schizo. What did you expect?"

* Voyage: "I know I'm crazy. Aren't we all a little crazy at heart? No? Are you sure? The samurai told me so..."

* Alterna: "It was not a blue screen. I do have gears!"

* Bold & Delicious: "My father are from New York, he's real bold...damn, I shouldn't have told you that ><"

* PRIDE: "Everyone wore garbage bags in New York..."

* 1 LOVE: "In my spare time, I enjoy singing, dancing with friends, and human trafficking."

* JEWEL: "Jealous of my bling-bling? I make more money than you. Now go get a life."

* Momentum: "Sure momentum sounds like M and looks like no way to say, but it's only an illusion. I am much deeper than you take me for. Seriously."

* RAINBOW: I am in love with that other Ayu. And it's not because she looks like me. It's because she's better than me. I know! It should be impossible...I am a goddess, after all."

* Born to Be...: "Originally we had planned a bunch of close ups of Ayu, but I had some blemishes...so we just added those lights. You'd never have known if I hadn't told you."

* Ladies Night: "I'm Hitler's super great-granddaughter, so of course I had to have an army."

* Startin' : "Britney Spears was my role model."

* Moments: "Why the **** are these kids in my home? GTFO."

* Free & Easy: "RAWR GRAPES!"

* Real me: "What? A dancing cyborg factory totally seemed like a good idea at the time. My dancers sure as hell can't dance."

* Forgiveness: "Uhh... I think it's because I'm distracted way too eas--OOH A BUTTERFLY!"

* BLUE BIRD: "We based it on a crack party I had the night before. It was hot!"

* Is This LOVE?: "If only Koda Kumi had been there to explode too..."

* Because Of You: "I had originally planned on using porn star ***, but Max said it was too expensive so we had to settle for Otaku Jizz, it was gross.

* Mirrorcle World: "I was thinking of a rape scene in that phone cell, or a lesbic duo with that oversized red dress, but Max refused, so I just moved my ass around Paris and showed off a bit on that ****ty hotel scene ^-^"

* vogue/Far away/SEASONS: "I'm ****ing lazy."

* Days: "I want him BACK!"

* NEXT LEVEL: "Nothing overly American about it."



the angel song 27th October 2009 06:34 PM

For all the hardcore haters out there wasting their time...uhh ayu is always gonna be making the $$ and living the high life (which she earned back in her peak). So it's all wasted energy bashing her about being deaf/big eyed/bla bla, cause it has no effect on her whatsoever. That's the best part about those psychos. They just circlejerk eachother lmao.

NOW the peeps making the funnier parody pics and such...<3 hilarious. No one should be COMPLETELY whiteknighting their idols where they can't take a joke.

Not~Yet 27th October 2009 07:54 PM

nanakopy: I remember reading that once... My absolute favourite is the End of the World one :laugh I can so imagine these in my head.

I think those for example are jokes/parodies made in a good taste.

Minttulatte 27th October 2009 07:59 PM

ROFLMAO. Seriously. :'DD I don't understand why some people take these kind of jokes too seriously. :D This saved my day. Absolutely. <3


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