How does Ayu...
 

...brush her teeth?

Yep, I was standing in the bathroom, getting more and more tired of staring at myself in the mirror while I was brushing my teeth, and then I suddenly surprised myself by thinking this. Trust me, I was surprised.

How does our very own mythological creature take care of her dentals?

Is she one of those infamous lazy people, known for using the electric toothbrush?
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Or does she belong to the more mundane kind of soul, characterized by a way stronger right arm?
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The questions on keep appearing in my head, what toothpaste taste does she prefer? How long time does she spend polishing the choppers?

This mystery baffles me, do you think that you have the answer? A cookie for you if you have it.

Rofl. I think I heard somewhere along those lines like..."She is just too damn famous that they have everything settled up for her. But recently there was rumor coming up about how Ayu was seen brushing her teeth herself."

Someone better confirm this. Perhaps they saw which kind of toothbrush she was using.

one of Ayu's bodyguards brushes her teeth with an electric toothbrush..
and she likes the vanilla flavored type.. with that guy in the commercial who goes "BAM!"

hmm..i think she brush her teeth by herself...its not a hard things to do..haha

i don't think she uses an electric toothbrush....all i can imagine now is just Ayu being a normal person brushing her teeth for about 2 minutes...well wat im thinking now is if Ayu gargles her water or not and how she rinses her mouth xD

Now THAT is a good question! ... is Ayu one of those garglers? It might be prejudice, but I don't think many Japanese women do.

My cookie box is still full, although I was almost bringing out a few for you guys. http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/7021/iconrazz9tq.gif

she uses an electric toothbrush

lmao, i've heard it all now.

i think ayumi uses a manual toothbrush and as for her toothpaste, she always uses a minty flavor, and it has to be green as she doesn't like any other color. when she brushes her teeth she pulls her toothbrush out of its Luis Vuitton holder using her right hand and she gently squeezes a straight line of green toothpaste down the center of the bristles and then applies this to her teeth. first she brushes her front teeth up and down and up and down and then she moves on to the molars, always starting on the left side of her mouth. she brushes back and forth and back and forth on both sides and then she brushes all around the rest of her mouth before going back to her front teeth again where she brushes up and down and up and down one last time. then she turns on the water faucet with her left hand and maneuvers her toothbrush underneath the flow of water to rinse off the remaining toothpaste and then she expels the foamy toothpaste from her mouth, returns her brush to its holder and then takes a drink from a clear glass that she keeps nearby and rinses and expels the water into her sink. she returns the clear glass to where she found it using her right hand and then looks in the mirror to check her toothbrushing job. she smiles (much like she did on the cover of a recent album) and slightly moves her head to the left and to the right to verify that there are no particles of food in her teeth. she then runs her tongue from the left rear molar all the way across the front teeth to her right rear molar to feel how clean her newly brushed teeth are, smiles again into the mirror and exits her bathroom to maron who usually likes to wait outside the door for her because hearing ayumi doing all that brushing typically makes him realize in his doggy head just how hungry he is.

but anyway, thats pretty much it. don't get me started on flossing or brushing maron's teeth though...! :rolleyes

Half a cookie each for you, shav and Brian.

That is why maron chooses to wait outside.



You lit a candle in my evening my dear, laughing and smiling I will now go and make dinner.

^Oh, of course we need to know. She's gonna teach us on her next live concert how to brush our teeth like her, just like how she taught us how to dance to Trauma.
So when we watch the DVD It'd be like:
Ayu: Guys~ Follow me! Brush on your right hand! Paste on your left hand!

and we'll all be like "HEY! I know that moves!"


Rumor has it that the toothbrushing coreography will be used later on her music video for her upcoming single, Brush Your Egg.


:roflmao

touchedstar, you almost made me crapped my pants. :laugh

She doesn't brush her teeth, obviously. She wears dentures. She pops them out whenever they get too dirty and buys new ones because she's just that damn rich.

Rumor has it that after people beheld this sight, she was mobbed and all her original teeth were pulled out in a horrified rage.

She must now wear false teeth.

She gives the old ones to her dogs to chew on.

I think that would be pretty cute.


I can feel it, wikipedia is wanting for me today.

How many cookies do you want chris?

@explo - that picture together with your post really made my evening even brighter :). You like chocolate cookies?

well...i don't think much about that...but what i wonder is if she's one of those SPITTERS!!! or spitters. You know, if she makes thi sloud "pboo" like noise when she spits, or if it's a hissing sound or something. I think she uses a normal toothbrush, Crest tootpaste, the one with the sparklies cause she seems to like sparklies to me, and only a small dots worth. I think she moves her toothbrush in a circular direction, clockwise too. Well...maybe Crest toothpaste would be like, "kuresto" instead...meh.

i think she makes a very light noise, like the rustle of wind in sakura leaves whens she expels her toothpaste.

That's a neat conclusion :yes. It's good that my box of cookies is bottomless!

Circular motions you say? Definately worth considering. Clockwise... hmm, maybe she likes clocks.

^ lol i think she'd make a small lil "boop" sound, just because i think it'd be one of those things most people would expect her not to do. It'd be funny if she made that HUGE LOOGY sound like"HACCCKTOOEY!!" hahaha

Really I just came to say... who brushes their teeth for 2 minutes? >__>

But while I'm here - I think she uses one of the tooth brushes from the dark ages. And probably any tooth paste would work.

You don't want to know how long I usually get stuck with my tooth brush. I hate brushing my teeth, but when I get started... I just have to brush some more here, and then there... o_O;

She must be using expensive whitening toothpaste!!