[NEWS] GIANT AYU HEAD ASTEROID FOUND HEADING TOWARDS EARTH!
 

-LATEST HK TABLOID NEWS- :rolleyes

GIANT AYU HEAD ASTEROID FOUND HEADING TOWARDS EARTH!

Federal Authorities are now investigating a devastating conspiracy by jpop sensation, Ayumi hamasaki, on world domination. On Thursday, October 7th 2004, Astronomers at the University of Tokyo discoverd what appears to be an asteroid with the shape of the singers head. The asteroid (Asteroid 34.6.890) is still 1,807,112 Miles away from Earth but could still pose a dangerouis threat. Ken Suutsamara, head of the Space reaserch at the University of Tokyo, is still optimistic.

"We belive that the asteroid is still no threat the earth, the size of it would deteriorate to a safe size upon Earths atmospheric pressure"

US Experts have also conducted their own theories as to what the asteroid can do. John Jonny from MIT suggests that "every mcdonalds and burger king could be wiped out within seconds", such a thing has been stated as an EXTREME EMERGENCY (:rolleyes)

Since news have been out, a mass hysteria has grown, with fears that "the end is near". In Entertainment news, every single Ayumi hamasaki CD has been sold out, with belifes that fears that the Queen of J-Pop would spare them. Utada Hikaru was unavailale for comments, she was busy buying CD's as well :rolleyes

Jpop sensation Ayumi Hamasaki was unavailable for comments.

More news as the story unfolds.

Edit: Sources: The Boku Times :thumbsup A Time-Boku Exclusive Article (C) All Rights Reserved

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Mate, you forgot to put All the News, EXCLUSIVE TO BOKU~~.

But thanks!! That's SO KAWAIII!!!1!!1!

It's not the time of April's Fool is it? :P

But yeah...

you should put the "~~~~~~~~" exclusives marks in the thread's title :P

wtf o_O hahahaha :laugh:laugh

looks like an ayusteroid yeah :D

we now know who has a lot of time one his hands!

lmao i needed that laugh.

:rubeyes .... Yatta! :laugh

what have u been smoking?

^hell if I know but he's obviously not sharing. :rolleyes

*dies from laughing*

o-O

:rolleyes

whatchu all talkin bout! this is exclusive news! TABLOIDS NEVER LIE!!! we get our facts straight! And we have proof! look at the pictures!! taken by Samurai Hamasaki Studios ( :D ) No relation :bgiggle


lol Savage.. Ayusteroid (registers that) :evillaugh

:rolleyes

:bgiggle <-- that smiley is too cute.

hmmm guess he better wont do that either, then there wud be more ppl like him here omg o_O hahahaha

^ Bad enough I'm stuck with the only copy of BOKU :yes

:bchuck :shughug

u wish :lech Boku is one and only. Boku is a Limited Edition. Boku is I.

Boku ~ The new fragrance from CK

wow. just wow.

i cant stop laughing!

damn, anyone else who would have posted this would probably have gotten a severe verbal beatdown.

that's it. he's high.

what popularity does for you. :rolleyes

LOLZ

i thought it was funny xD