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Song with the funniest lyrics?
Some songs just make you laugh when you hear them. Whether it be an 'original' use of Engrish, or the topic being sung about...
I've just had this song stuck in my head all day and can't get it out, it's Handsome Man by Robbie Williams. And just to let you know, what he says is true hahaha. Handsome man Hello, did you miss me? I know I’m hard to resist Y’all can come and help me Pick the sweetcorn out of this It’s hard to be humble when you’re so ****in' big Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig I’m going to milk it 'til it turns to cheese Tell your babes in arms and o.a.p's come and take a piece of me If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don’t see me I don’t exist It’s nice to meet you Now let me go and wash my hands 'Cause you just met the world’s most handsome man The world’s most handsome man Y’all know who I am I’m still the boy next door That’s if you’re Lord Litchfield and Roger Moore Have I gone up in the world Or has the world gone down on me I’m the one who put the Brits in celebrity Give in and love it, what’s the point in hating me? You can’t argue with popularity Well you could but you’d be wrong oh If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don’t need me I don’t exist You voted for me Now let me see a show of hands Here before you stands the world's most handsome man Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph (Though it's not for me) Grip and grin, shake and fake, name and shame, then I'm out of here It’s not very complicated I’m just young and overrated .. whoa .. Please don’t drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don’t see me I don’t exist It’s nice to meet you Now let me go and wash my hands Here before you stands Please don’t drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don’t see me I don’t exist It’s nice to meet you, now let me see a show of hands 'Cause you’ve just met the world’s most handsome man The world’s most handsome man The world’s most handsome man The world’s most handsome man ...and he is, too :p |
I love Handsome Man!! Such a funny song.
Right now the song with my favorite lyrics is 1985 by Bowling For Soup. |
^That one is funny!! I remember hearing it when I was shopping, and I stopped and listened, and was like "whaaa???"
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Check out any of Frank Zappa's lyrics. Most of them are hysterical. I would post some here, but the content might get me banned.
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Just about anything by Julie Brown. While she's mostly known for her satirical songs, her 'straight' pop songs are pretty humorous too.
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I don't know why but in the new m-flo single; Dopamine, when I hear Verbal say "V-E-R-a bizzle-a-lizzle" I crack up into hysterics. It's crazy but it's so funny!
Another song I tend to crack up on is Starstruck ~return of the LUVbytes~; it's funny to hear the way Verbal talks in it at the beginning it's so cute! |
Sir Mix-a-lot's song "I like big butts and I cannot lie" song is pretty funny ;)
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There was this french song called "chiguaua". Like the dog. I know I didn't spell it right. Vair viar strange..
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How about D12's my band I like the mv alot ^^
And who let the dog's out pretty funny too =P |
KOKIA - I Catch a Cold. It is soo funny when she sneezes.
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how bout the "peanut butter jelly time" song? anyone think that's a funny song?
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"**** Tha Police" - N.W.A.
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^^ what the.....
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That song is still a classic to this day.
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My vote goes to Mr. Bungle's "Squeeze Me Macaroni" which consists of a bunch of sexual innuendos using food. lol. I don't think it's violating anything to post the lyrics because there's no actual sex words in it...
I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen And knock her up during supper Clutter up her butter gutter Hostess Ding Dong Wrapped an eggroll around my wong While Dolly Madison Proceded to ping my pong Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum Knick knack paddy whack And give your dog a bone, baby Knick knack paddy whack And give your dog a bone, baby I was givin' some **** To some french bread It was a four course orgy On the spread of my bed French kissin' french fries In my Fruit of the Looms I get deeper penetration With a fork and a spoon I got yogurt meat loaf Smeared all over my ass I stick my weiner in two buns And and then give it the gas Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled With Big Mac he'll **** it Like a Chicken McNugget Colonel Sanders wants to Goose Granny's loose caboose He's gonna give her a boost With that Kentucky fried juice Sooper doop poop scoop loop de loop, chicken coop Shoot some hoop top sirloin from the groin Topped with **** cheese, sneeze, wheeze From the skeez disease, wooi Take a dump, baby Squirt some gravy Pour some sugar on me, honey Make it brown and runny Give a little Flavor Flav Back from the grave Gonna burn some toast Pump some humpin' rump roast Knick knack paddywhack Jump in the sack, in fact Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back Bananarama or ramabanana *****' Barry Manilow On the Copa Cabana Squeeze me macaroni Slop your face with my bologna Squeeze me macaroni Slop your face with my bologna Squeeze me macaroni Slop your face with my bologna Squeeze me macaroni Slop your face with my You gotta syphon the spinach You gotta cream the corn Sperm scrambles the eggs And a meal is born Cookin' like a beginner But I'm goin' up in her I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers Shove Charleston Chews In their rears like *****s Holy moly, guacamole Said my Chips Ahoy I'm gonna pinch a ravioli On the Pillsbury Dough Boy Knick knack paddy whack And give your dog a boner, baby We came to pottie We came to pottie down your throat I love the "Slop your face with my bologna part. lol. And yes, Frank Zappa has some hilarious lyrics. My dad always used to sing his songs. |
^^^Ah yes, Mr. Bungle. Mike Patton=genius.
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Well, in terms of jpop, DAI's song summer days cracked me up the first time i heard it (but the end was so bittersweet!!) the lyrics just seemed so different for them..ya gotta love the song though!!
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Definetely Summer Days and Yaida Hitomi's Creamed Potatoes! Terribly funny Engrish...XD
"Booing booing/ A piece of pineapple on hamburg steak..." |
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I don't really know right now off my head for a english song, but I think many songs heartsdales do are funny (like the rapping) V_V;
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