As much as I worship Madonna's very being and I think she is a brilliant lyricist, I am going to have to agree on I Love New York. Good thing she totally made up for it with her little edits during The Confessions Tour though!
After all, New York is a f**k you attitude!
I think those verses from Mother and Father taken out of context sound bad but it makes a lot more sense and sounds better in the song.
My worst M lyrics go to Cry Baby. I love that song but it makes my brain cry
