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I am... gonna tell you a story! And it's gonna rock!
Yesterday, it was July 1st, and I woke up at Dayreak, and I tidied my room, and organised my collection of Dolls, but I couldn't find my Teddy Bear. I thought it might have been stolen, so I thought Who... could have taken it. Then a letter came through the letter box, so I went and got it. It was from YOU. From your letter... I found out that YOU had taken it. The letter said:
For my dear...
I have taken your smelly teddy bear because as your boyfriend I find it very very scary seeing that bloody old thing at the end of the bed every night. So this letter is just to say that we're Over cos you're crap in bed, and that I've taken your teddy bear Far away to the End of the World. I am... NEVER EVER gonna get back together with you!
Ciao
PS. This isn't About you it's about me
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PS II. Wait screw that, it is so about you.
I then yelled out: "You're just so damn immature! As if... you're ever gonna get a girlfriend as good as me! But because I love that Teddy Bear, I am so gonna go get it! I'm gonna tell the police About you!"
And then voyage to the end of the world.
It was a bit long.
And boring.
So boring I had to Replace my Kaleidoscope.
It was a Beautiful Day, and I walked down this Winding Road. That was super fun. At the end was a flower gardenand I saw my beloved teddy bear there. And then... we went home and sand some CAROLS, namely WE WISH you a merry christmas, And then... we ate Honey, cos all bears like that, don't they?
It was kinda fun going to the End of the World. I Will probably do it again.
The End, baby!
Phew, that took a while. I don't care if it makes no sense
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