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Old 15th January 2009, 02:58 AM
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Amuro's Surprising 'Coming Out' Story

Super-Popular megastar Namie Amuro (31), renowned for her beauty and young, admitted today that she is so old that she began aging backwards (and forward again).

When the young starlet debuted, we thought she was a 14 year old girl--This time is commonly referred to the "Super Monkey's [sic] Era" by fan's. But think again! Based on the information given to our reporters, Amuro was actual 374 when she debuted! She revealed that she is also half alien, and thus ages three (3) times faster than normal human beings. When she debuted, she was at a 'youth stage', and they call it in their local Andromedan tongue, and thus they used a stand in until the post-"LOVE ENHANCED Era".

Amuro, in tears, revealed that the "Suite Chic" project was really a cover project to reintroduce the 'real' Amuro.

While we are all shocked by this announcement, we support her and her endeavors to live a normal human life. In human years, she is 391.
wow didn't see that one coming
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