[Maxker]

This is the debut single from a Norwegian "singer" named Linni Meister. The lyrics are hillarious xD The single will be released today.



Now everybody knows all about my boobs (they're okay!)
But no one ever gave a toss about my tush (no way!)
Which is a pity, you'll love mye silly buns (my silly buns)
You know a girl like me, I bake 'em in in the sun (bake 'em in the sun)

Bridge:
Cause when I look around I see some hot juice
Looking for something extra special to hold on to
And when I hit the ground I'm on the dance floor
Everybody come with me and do the guided tour

Chorus:
Take a long, good look at my ass
How long you think you'd last?
How long you think you'd last?
Take a long, good look at my ass
My ass
How long you think you'd last?

Vers 2:
Now everybody wanna tell tell the truth (tell the truth)
About my ass and how I'm supposed to spend my youth (spend my youth)
They point their finger, just pointing everyday (everyday)
You wanna know just what my ass has got to say? (it says hey!)

Bridge tekst:
And many years from now, when I'm a proper MILF
Responsible and friendly to thy neighbour
Pick up the kids from school and buy a box of milk
My figure's getting floppy, but I still find time to sing, I still find time to sing

Take a long, good look at my ass
How long you think you'd last
How long you think you'd last
Take a long, good look at my ass
My ass - How long you think you'd last