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Originally posted by Minimum_Payne
at times like this i really wish Avex is owned by Microsoft and MS would probably PATENT almost everything related to Ayu like certain clothes, poses, music styles...and when these 2-bit companies/singers copy Ayu, that violates the patents and MS sues.
and trust me, these jabroni artists/companies don't want to mess with the almight Bill Gates
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ahahahaha
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I can imagine it now:
"With Ayumi™, you can listen to j-pop better, faster, and more secure than ever before! Thanks to the patented AntiCopy™ protection on all our artists, you can be guaranteed that the artists you listen to are genuine Avex singers, and can never be imitated by any other singer. Plus, with Ayumi™, you'll be in touch with the latest fashions, dance moves, and music the world has to offer. While other artists may be "open source", our artists are guaranteed to maintain their originality for years to come, and can be adapted in all global markets. No other company can guarantee you easy style adaption other than Avex™, thanks to Windows Update™, easily assuring you'll be up-to-date with the latest looks.
Disclaimer: Avex™ and the Ayumi™ brand cannot be guaranteed to be 100% stable. Emotional crashes are likely, as are less-than-ideal single releases and frequent service packs, but Ayumi™ will continue to be the only product you need until at least 2006, when Avex™ Codename "J-Idol 20XX" is unveiled.