Stache is a great song, and I don't give a damn about those lyrics. She can write whatever she likes to write because she's an artist.
And I won't even go on saying what I feel about Madge these days since this is a Gaga thread and I don't want to fight with anyone because my English sucks so bad when I try to express myself sometimes so I keep it to myself instead.
And all the sudden negativity towards Born This Way surprises me. When the album came out, everyone loved it into bits as far as I remember. Personally I'm still very into this album because I can relate to EVERY single song on the album in a way that I never expected, haha.

This album has made me even bigger Gagastan than I already was when I overplayed The Fame Monster and The Fame. Also, some songs on the album are written about Gaga's own life and I love that.
And don't even get me started of her amazing unreleased songs that I adore to no end.
I'm very impatiently waiting for the ARTPOP, and I don't mind if there's two volumes coming out. More songs for me to listen♥