[Deep snow]

Originally Posted by orbitalaspect

I can see it now... "Ayu debuts at #1 with 2 copies sold. Two of Ayu's most loyal gay fans have skyrocketed the artist to #1 for the 15th time."



They come up with very interesting "records". It's like "Ayu is the first celebrity to release two albums on the same year in 4 different years and have at least one hit #1 on the charts and have the other be #1 for at least three consecutive days of the week and debut with a certification and come with a coffee mug, DVD with approximately six music videos, and a rare, once-in-a-lifetime download code for a cellular wallpaper compatible on 207 different models of cell phone and 177 models of smartphone."

Go Ayu!



If they weren't somewhat obscure, I'd be really happy. But at this point it's like a dead pony when she breaks a record.



Put down the bottle, honey. We don't want to see you do this to your life.



Come back in 10 years after another 14 albums and post this:

"500
wake up guys

50 n she's in the business more than 25 years
we should be thanks to her that she's still walking"