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Spoiler:

FAKY (fei:key) is a 5 member girl group consisting of Anna, Lil’ Fang, Mikako, Diane and Tina who represent the ‘real girls’ of Tokyo. The name FAKY was created by combining the two words “FAntastic + toKYo” and also stands for “Five Ass Kicking Youngsters”. The group was formed based on the theme of ‘Real’ and ‘Tokyo’ with the goal of expressing the culture, music and the lives of real Tokyo girls. The name FAKY was originally derived from the word ‘FAKE’ to challenge themselves to bring something new and real to the Japanese music scene.

FAKY consists of bilingual members as it looks to expand its reach outside of Japan as the next generation girls group from Tokyo. FAKY’s message is for girls to “do what they want, the way they want” as that is the FAKY’s way of life.

FAKY will make its official debut in 2013 as a dance & vocal group that stands atop the J-POP scene to provide the world with a fusion of world-class music and the fashion and culture of Tokyo.

Avex should've just copied AKB48. It's idiot proof.

AVX55 (Avex 55) is a 55 member girl group consisting of underage girls in skimpy clothes who represents the 'inner fantasies of sexually repressed men' of Japan. The name AVX55 was created by combining the words "AVeX + 55" and it doesn't stand for anything else. The group was formed on the theme of 'girls' and 'perverts' with the goal of attracting perverts of all ages, and selling million copies of generic songs. The name AVX55 was originally derived from the group AKB48 and its associated acts and also to challenge the aforementioned group.

AVX55 consists of arguably cute girls as it looks to expand its reach outside of Japan and tap into perverts worldwide. AVX55's message is for girls to "wear skimpy clothes and attract those daddies" as that is the girls with daddy issues way of life.

AVX55 will make its debut in 2013 as a pedo bait group that stands atop the dying J-POP scene to provide the world with a fusion of tasteless music and the fashion and culture of a lolita.

I know that's not remotely funny but I was bored.