[CoriKaru]

Okay. So I watched the Dark Horse MV earlier today and just watched the Brit Award Performance.

Beforehand I heard her live performances of the song sucked.

Let's Begin.

1. The live DID suck. I felt like I was watching Britney onstage. All background performers overcompensating for a vapid vessel directing traffic at a crosswalk, hands all up in the air pointing every which way but OFF STAGE, that nobody is even trying to cross because they're too busy dancing to distract you from the nothingness before you.

2. The music video only sucked because it wasn't what it was suppose to be. You have people on VINE doing more with her BEAT DROP in 6 seconds than she did through 2 Lives and an entire Music Video. Da fuq?

First of all the video wasn't focused around dancing at all. Yeah we know she can't dance, but neither can Rihanna and she still came out, cane in hand to give her that third leg support for "Umbrella", which she still couldn't do on 3 what amputees do on 1, but I digress.

What Umbrella was for Rihanna, Dark Horse COULD HAVE been for Katy. Da fuq. All she did was bounce on her knees 2 times and snap and the camera cut away from that before the snap even clicked. Da fuq. And that was it.

You got guys online, shirts off, on a bench, in an office, one behind the other flapping wings to beats Katy Perry couldn't even be bothered to stand up for in her video. See?

https://vine.co/v/MBxxMjA1Z25

Katy Perry I cannot......