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My vote goes to Mr. Bungle's "Squeeze Me Macaroni" which consists of a bunch of sexual innuendos using food. lol. I don't think it's violating anything to post the lyrics because there's no actual sex words in it...
I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
And knock her up during supper
Clutter up her butter gutter
Hostess Ding Dong
Wrapped an eggroll around my wong
While Dolly Madison
Proceded to ping my pong
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum
Knick knack paddy whack
And give your dog a bone, baby
Knick knack paddy whack
And give your dog a bone, baby
I was givin' some ****
To some french bread
It was a four course orgy
On the spread of my bed
French kissin' french fries
In my Fruit of the Looms
I get deeper penetration
With a fork and a spoon
I got yogurt meat loaf
Smeared all over my ass
I stick my weiner in two buns
And and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans
Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
With Big Mac he'll **** it
Like a Chicken McNugget
Colonel Sanders wants to
Goose Granny's loose caboose
He's gonna give her a boost
With that Kentucky fried juice
Sooper doop poop scoop
loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop
top sirloin from the groin
Topped with **** cheese, sneeze, wheeze
From the skeez disease, wooi
Take a dump, baby
Squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey
Make it brown and runny
Give a little Flavor Flav
Back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast
Pump some humpin' rump roast
Knick knack paddywhack
Jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack
Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
*****' Barry Manilow
On the Copa Cabana
Squeeze me macaroni
Slop your face with my bologna
Squeeze me macaroni
Slop your face with my bologna
Squeeze me macaroni
Slop your face with my bologna
Squeeze me macaroni
Slop your face with my
You gotta syphon the spinach
You gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs
And a meal is born
Cookin' like a beginner
But I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch
I'm havin' bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews
In their rears like *****s
Holy moly, guacamole
Said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli
On the Pillsbury Dough Boy
Knick knack paddy whack
And give your dog a boner, baby
We came to pottie
We came to pottie down your throat
I love the "Slop your face with my bologna part. lol. And yes, Frank Zappa has some hilarious lyrics. My dad always used to sing his songs.
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