LOL, its reminds me of my mother!! We were shoping, its about a week and she was touching some horrible t-shirts ands saying "Ooooh GOD, they're wonderful, I love them!" and I said her "Hey, stop it, you will have bing paunch in these!" But after all my effort she tried one on. When i saw her, i just said - "OMG, you look like pregnant, people will congrat you for your pregnancy!!!" She was said but she didn't buy it - and that's the main.