6. You listen to Ayu for at least 3-4 hours a day
I listen to her music 24/7
10 .You learn Japanese just to be able to sing to her songs correctly.
At first I couldnīt even sing one word after her but when I could sing "Evolution" I could sing every song of hers. And right now Iīm studying japanese cause im going to emigrate to Japan! ^^
11.Your room and computer is plattered with nothing but Ayu
Posters on the wall and stylexp for the PC
12.You celebrate her birthday with a cake or present to self
Last year I celebrated her birthday by myself with a shot of vodka,tequila,japanese sake and a beer and of course a cigarette (thatīs my way of celebrating) ^^
13.You tell all your friends about her all the time even though they can't even pronounce her name "Hama.... WHAT?"
Iīve gotten 2 non-asian friends to start listening to her, one is a persian, and the other one is a swedish dude ^^
15.You love all her songs, even the really bad ones
on my winamp playlist there is 800+ ayu songs ^^ but I like them all
21.You have an Ayu ringtone
Got her most famous songs on my mobile ^^
22.You can tell right of the bat if something is fake, even if it looks real from a far.
*running from a civilian policeofficer with a vodka bottle in my hand*
23.You watch Hey! Hey! Hey! and all other shows like that just to see Ayu
Of course ^^ Ayu-chan wa totemo kawaii
24.It kills you to know that some people don't like her
Donīt like people saying "It sounds like she got something stuck in her throat" Get really mad :@ learn about respect really
25.You do everything Japanese just to see what it's like to be Ayu.
Try to talk with my friends in japanese^^(I live in sweden)
poof thatīs what im guilty of ^^