Tom Green - The Bum Bum Song. 
My bum is on the rail
Bum is on the rail
Look at me
My bum is on the rail
My bum is on a man
Bum is on a man
It's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man
My bum is on a step
Bum is on a step
Don't fall down the steps you might hurt your bum!
(Insane Laughter)
And that's not very fun
If you fall down and hurt your bum
I like to put my bum on things
It's fun for everyone
My bum is on the cheese
Bum is on the cheese
If I get lucky I'll get a disease!
My bum is on the Swedish, Swedish!
Swedish. Swedish
My bum is on the gum
My bum is on the gum
I can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum
My bum is on the ship
The battleship
I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum
I'd shoot POO all over the place
POO POO!!
Cause that isn't very fun
When they shoot a cannon in your bum
I like to put my bum on things
it's fun for everyone
My bum is on the dog
My bum is on the cat
My bum is on the phone
My bum is all alone...
The rail is all alone
The man is all alone
The Swedish is all alone
My bum...is all alone....
1,2,3,4
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
(etc.)
Also: (sorry I can't remember the artist)
Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum,
Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum.
In the morning, laughing happy fish heads,
In the evening, floating in the soup.
Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum.
Ask a fish head anything you want to,
They won't answer, they can't talk.
Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum
I took a fish head out to see a movie,
Didn't have to pay to get it in.
Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum.
They can't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters,
They're not good dancers, they don't play drums.
Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum
Roly-poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino
In Italian restaurants with Oriental women, yeah
Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum.
Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum,
Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum,
Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum, yeah.
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