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Originally Posted by slashess
okay...let's see...oh yeah
Ashlee Simpson - LOVE
l o l o l o l o v e
Grr...I got an ugly feeling when typing those stupid lyrics down...
PS: why is she still going? she shouldve just stopped when she got embarassed on SNL.
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AHHHHH! WHENEVER MY SISTER LISTENS TO THAT SONG I WANT TO RIP MY HAIR OUT! So I make something fun out of it. "L O L O L O L O L Z!" LOLZ! Hehe. Anyway, just about any Cannibal Corpse song has terrible lyrics. As much as I love them, their lyrics go WAY beyond cheesy. I'm not trying to offend anyone because I'm just using it as an example. If anyone is offended, feel free to edit the post. :p
Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face
There's something inside me
It's, it's coming out
I feel like killing you
Let loose the anger, held back too long
My blood runs cold
Through my anatomy, dwells another being
Rooted in my cortex, a servant to its bidding
Brutality now becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead
Eyes bulging from their sockets
With every swing of my mallet
I smash your ******* head in, until brains seep in
through the cracks, blood does leak
distorted beauty, catastrophe
Steaming slop, splattered all over me
Lifeless body, slouching dead
Lecherous abcess, where you once had a head
Avoiding the prophecy of my new found lust
You will never live again, soon your life will end
I'll see you die at my feet, eternally I smash your face
facial bones collapse as I crack your skull in half
Crushing, cranial, contents
Draining the snot, I rip out the eyes
Squeezing them in my hands nerves are incised
Peeling the flesh off the bottom of my weapon
Involuntarily pulpifying facial regions
Suffer, and then you die Torture, pulverized
At one with my sixth sense, I feel free
To kill as I please, no one can stop me
Created to kill, the carnage continues
Violently reshaping human facial tissue
Brutality becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead