I can help you for Ladies Night ^^, a few corrections
Even like he leaves the dishes > Leave him like he leaves the dishes
Seeing him like his fancy shows > Stain him like he stains your shoes
Make him watch you while you float > Make him watch you while you fight
Wash your hair show (something something)? > Wash your hands throw him out with a drink (Im not sure for the drink ^^")
And no two (something something)? > And know tommorow you dont have to cook.
DJ lose him, can't replace him [danger] > You can't lose him, can't replace him [danger]
think you can't leave him [need to] ...... > think you can't lead him [need to] (not sure about this too, I just hear that =/]
Hope I helped ^__^