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Originally Posted by JWBBPHOENIX

Here's a mini-list of some stunts she could pull:

I think this mini list has more ideas than has been mentioned throughout this thread, neat one.

(also, sorry if some have already been mentioned. I've only read some pages of this topic because I'm such a lazy bum tonight)

Don't worry, it's 99% gibberish .

-Dress in really heavy clothing, thick sunglasses, hair dye and speak purely English (after she would have taken classes). Then she should tour the world, and give a free CD to anyone who recognises her. THEN after she gets back to Japan, tell the entire world what she had done and laugh at all her fans for missing the chance to meet her.

I'd get my Ayu radar ready and track her down.

-Perform her next PV in military outfits. Although it may be a little controversial.

*cough*Ladies Night*cough*

-Write an autobiography!

It would probably sell, but I think all her interviews and songs make up for that pretty well already .

-Record her home life and post it on YouTube. Then see how many people actually believe she did it.

As much as I don't care about her private life I would SO watch that.

-Star in a movie. Start with tiny roles, then bigger ones.

You know she did already, right?

-Walk around with an impersonation voice of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Haha, "I'm taking a break for a while, but I'll be back..."

Hasta la vista, baby.

-Audition for The X Factor, or American Idol, etc. She could changed her identity, and then reveal it at the end of the show. I'd laugh if Simon Cowell rejected her (not in a harsh way), then she could smack him and tell him she was a globally famous J-Pop star.

She'd be SO rejected because of her voice. In the US the kind of squeaky voice, that has become so famous in Asia, does not work at all.

That list was great!