[Translation] I need the translation for Taxi Weider CM

[Chu-Lip506]

I need the translation for Taxi Weider CM,
also if any of you have other translaton for Weider CM please give the to me ^_^


VIDEO via YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESxgNK_EQtk

[Delirium-Zer0]

The CM's script was posted at the Weider website. Here's a translation I did of that:

In the lobby of a client's company building, Yamashita-san is on the phone, impatient.

Yamapi: Boss! Where are you right now? The presentation is starting!

On the receiving end is Director Hamada, the boss of Hamada Room, the company to which Yamashita-san belongs.

Hamada: I knooowww! Jeez.

...upon saying this, not all that impatient, Director Hamada hangs up the phone, and turns towards the staff member Hamasaki-san, with whom he is sitting inside a taxi, stuck in very heavy traffic on the way to Yamashita-san's waiting client.

Hamasaki: Sir, we must please get going.

The ever calm & collected Hamasaki, unable to let the traffic jam go unnoticed, suggests this to Director Hamada.

Hamada: I didn't eat breakfast this morning, so I can't run.

Hamasaki: Please do not speak so selfishly.

Director Hamada, in no mood for running, pretends to fall asleep.

Hamada: Snooorre.

Hamasaki: Please wake up.
Immediately, Hamasaki-san calmly interrupts him.

At this point, Director Hamada gives the Taxi driver a request.

Hamada: Hey, driver! Can you fly this thing into the sky?
Driver: Yes sir!

!!!

At that, the two people are riding the taxi which is floating up to the sky and Director Hamada is quite happy.
Hamada: Whoooo hoo hoo!!
Hamasaki: We can't fly, you know.

At Hamasaki's calm retort, Director Hamada and the taxi return to reality. Director Hamada is disappointed to hear that.

Hamada: Well then what about warping there?
Driver: Yes, of course sir!

......!!

Finally, Hamasaki-san, who has completely run out of patience at this point, repeatedly shakes her own bag, and out comes Weider in Jelly Energy-in, which she slaps onto Director Hamada, saying one single word with emphasis.
Hamasaki: Run.
Hamada: Okay!
...he says, unable to conceal his surprise at Hamasaki's sudden change in demeanor. He gulps down the Energy-in and begins to run with Hamasaki.

Voices: You can have a 10-second breakfast. Energy-in!

Director Hamada and Hamasaki-san dash towards Yamashita-san and the waiting client!

Hamasaki: Hurry up please!
Hamada: Okay, okay!!

Meanwhile, while the pair are rushing, Yamashita is still waiting. Can Director Hamada and Hamasaki-san get there in time?

Yamapi: Jeez, boss!

[chloeM]

haha.. that was funny....

'kono wappu wa?'

do you guys have a video version of it? well, with subtitles

[Catzi]

Sometime ago, when the CM first came out, there was a subbed version of it going around, but I can't find it anywhere.

[Hazuki]

If you guys check the link in the description of the Youtube video,
it should be there. Just try searching the journal's tags ^^

[PinkShinigami]

Haha, love the translation! XD