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So uh… what's the secret?
When we first found out ayu's new album will be called Secret, there were some crazy theories as to what it meant.
Like: ZOMG ayu's pregnant or ZOMG ayu's getting married or ZOMG ayu has a third nipple or whatever. So now that its here, did you find any clues to the secret in her lyrics? Is there a secret? |
#3
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her secret is, okay, she's... you know, got this humongous pimple on her ass, named Stephen, and it sings showtunes. Like... stuff from... you know, Broadway and all? It loves Hairspray, and it smokes cigarettes backstage during her tours and downs Brewskies when Ayu's passed out drunk.
Sometimes Tomoya and Stephen conversate about the weather, global relations, and their parents. Sometimes it plays with the dogs.
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#4
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Dude, like she said in the interview... if she explained it, it wouldn't be a secret anymore!
![]() The title refers more to having Secrets in general (which everyone does), rather than any particular secret ayu herself has (which she does and which she intends to KEEP a secret). (rofl at explodingbird XD XD XD)
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Twitter: @deliriumzer0 Ayumi Hamasaki Song-A-Day 2015 (new ayu wiki site thing, work in progress, don't click yet) |
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#6
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she's secretly Koda in disguise.
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She got a permanent tattoo of her & her bf logo. And they have already prepared themselves to get married. And they planned to have a nude photobook (or half nude) photographed by Leslie Kee and they are going to sell it for charities to help people in poor countries.
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OMG exb you are just... wow
Well even though she'll never tell, I still think that there are clues or something... like she's got that "OMG I'll never tell but here's a clue" look on her face XD |
#9
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I dunno, I think it's the tattoo. That's it, I think that's all there is to it. Ayu has a tattoo.
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Twitter: @deliriumzer0 Ayumi Hamasaki Song-A-Day 2015 (new ayu wiki site thing, work in progress, don't click yet) |
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#13
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I think the Secret was the fact that her singles truly sucked badly in comparison to Until that day.
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#14
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what are you guys talking about
ayu's secret is ........ she wont let me tell y'all |
#16
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i heard somewhere that Ayu will reveal one of her secrets in 2007....?
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#17
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I thought she said in the CNN interview, everyone has a secret
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1.) its a full album, not a mini.
2.) she has a tattoo. 3.) we'll never know.
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I love the 3rd one.
Its a secret, wads there to know ![]() |
#20
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tHE secret is: ayu's boobs are getting explode like explodingbird >,<
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