Worst lyrics you've ever heard!!! :D

[Taishaku]

I saw this thread on Last.FM, so why not give it a try over here?
You can pick any song you like in any language, but plz translate it so we can have a good laugh too... xB!!

Btw, engrish is allowed... xD!!

· Madonna - I Love New York ·

I don’t like cities but I like New York
Other places make me feel like a dork
Los Angeles is for people who sleep
Paris and London, baby you can keep
Other cities always make me mad
Other places always make me sad
No other made me glad, except New York
I love New York

Corny lyrics, but anyways, i love that song...

[gaara_is_hot18]

I know this song...I dont who its by, or who the band is...but the song goes like this:

Wheres my remote control?
Wheres my remote control?
Where.....

Something like that O.o; its really retarded lmao XD

[Larisa-chan]

Um, anything by Bowling for Soup?

[Catzi]

Bad lyrics.. huh... anything sexist or discrimatory, like 50 Cent's rap. Good beats, bad rap.

[Coelacanth]

yayayaya gagagaga dadadada wowowowo.

lmao j/k.

My real answer would probably be some country song.. Pick one.

[everlastingRAINBOW]

Originally Posted by Phantoma

yayayaya gagagaga dadadada wowowowo.

lmao j/k.

My real answer would probably be some country song.. Pick one.

haha! good one

[Yarumi]

Originally Posted by Phantoma

yayayaya gagagaga dadadada wowowowo.

lmao j/k.

My real answer would probably be some country song.. Pick one.

amen sista!! e to, eto........ brudda! Country is something I just can't listen to 0_o

[FoObY]

Who let the dogs out!? WOOF WOOF WOOF

[Princess_Of_Roses]

i dont like my humps./..the part what are u going to do..bleh O_O

and people wonder why i dont like american music much anymore XDDD

[HvnSntGurl]

"I'm not a girl, not yet a woman"-Britney Spears
Besides(in my opinion) the fact that her music is totally cheesy and immature, Is it really that hard to grow a back bone and say I'm a grown woman and I really don't care what the media think. Her music is for 10 year olds. It's annoying to have to hear her music all the time when she comes out with something.

[ImpactBreaker]

Originally Posted by HvnSntGurl

"I'm not a girl, not yet a woman"-Britney Spears

Oh no you completely missed the point of the song it was made for tranvestites.

And well, i have to say ~K+ is the WINNER! those lyrics are mad ahaha Now I feel like listening to the song just to burst into laughing.

[RubbishMui]

Originally Posted by ImpactBreaker

Oh no you completely missed the point of the song it was made for tranvestites.

soo funny!!.. but i can't think of any stupid lyrics right now...

[everlastingRAINBOW]

Originally Posted by HvnSntGurl

"I'm not a girl, not yet a woman"-Britney Spears
Besides(in my opinion) the fact that her music is totally cheesy and immature, Is it really that hard to grow a back bone and say I'm a grown woman and I really don't care what the media think. Her music is for 10 year olds. It's annoying to have to hear her music all the time when she comes out with something.

She must be a boy 0.0

[Vinylfantasy]

Smile.dk - Butterfly

Ahh memories...

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Otherwise I must say that happy hardcore music takes the cake when it comes to stupid lyrics and cheese factor.

Brisk & Trixxy - Eye Opener

Open your eyes, see all the love in me
I've got enough forever
Don't be afraid, take all you need from me, and we'll be strong together


*repeat a zillion times over*

Eclipse - Be Happy

I'll be happy 'till the day I die
I smile each day and I don't ever cry
Feeling sad is such a waste of time
So be happy, just try

Things will get you down in life
Wear a smile and you'll get by
Just make sure you love yourself
Don't you worry about noone else
Rise above the lowest days
Hold with it, it always pays (?)

*then theres a couple lines I can't really make out*

So yeah. They're cheesy.

That;s what i like about Japanese music.
Most of the time they don't even try hard to rhyme...
And Taishaku, hahahahhahah! that's trying TOO hard..
And, hahaha HvtSntGurl, hahah i have that CD.
I don't know what i was thinking when i used to listen to her, rofl.

[Ziyte]

You're easy breezy and I'm Japanese-y...

[PickleCookies]

Slam Slam everybody slam
The A Teens will make you da da da dance
Slam slam, dance dance... slam!

The music is pumping (ah)
The party is rocking (uh)
We all are excited
We’re hot like a fire
Our friends are around us
Say yeah if you feel us (Yeah)
If you wanna join this
Party all you gotta do is
Get up on your feet and then move side to side (slam)
Get up off your seat and just, just do it, just just do it (slam)

Everybody do the slam
Just stomp your feet and clap your hands
Boys and girls in every land
Anyone can do it
Party people do the slam
And let the A Teens make you dance
Dance, dance clap your hands
Just get up and do the slam!

There’s no way to stop this (ah)
That dance is a virus (uh)
Spreading around the
Whole entire universe
It’ll get you moving (ah)
It’ll get you grooving (uh)
If you wanna join us
All you gotta do is
Get up on your feet and then move side to side
Get up off your seat and just, just do it, just just do it

Move side to side and stomp your feet and clap your hands (just slam)
And find the beat and pump your fist and do the dance (everybody do the slam)
Move side to side and stomp your feet and clap your hands (just slam)
And find the beat and pump your fist and do the dance (everybody do the slam)
Slam Slam everybody slam
The A Teens will make you da da da dance
Slam slam, dance slam


I win.

[everlastingRAINBOW]

Originally Posted by Ziyte

You're easy breezy and I'm Japanese-y...

hahahaha! I don't like Utada... goat roar woman!

[JinHamasaki]

STUPIDEST song EVER:
Peanut Butter Jelly by Buckwheat Boys
It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time

(Chorus
Where he at 4x
There he go 4x
Peanut butter jelly 4x
Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly,
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat 2x

(Chorus)

Now, break it down and freeze 4x

(Chorus)

Now tic tac toe (uh-huh)
Tic tac toe (let's go)
Tic tac toe (you got it)
Tic tac toe (let's ride)

(Chorus)

Now, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, your style 2x

Where he at 4x
There he go 4x

[Hazuki]

Originally Posted by JinHamasaki

STUPIDEST song EVER:
Peanut Butter Jelly by Buckwheat Boys
[...]

I actually love that song XD The lyrics are so CATCHY!But.. bad @___@;

I can't think of anything else that no one posted yet...
Maybe I'll stumble accross one soon xD