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15th April 2007, 10:00 AM
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What are the worst lyrics EVER?
So guys, what lyrics you think are the worst ever made, worldwide?
I have this one to show... It's as deep as a glass of water, really beautiful and powerful (yeah, right). This is the music video for the song, on Youtube: Sheila Mello - Água Sheila isn't really a singer. She is a very good dancer, but she tried to sing this one. Well... the song is almost as bad as it's lyrics. The english translation would be something like this: Water I'm home, you call me, you ask me to date I already know what's going to happen I'm on it! A place? A pub. So? That's okay. There we go! A pub, a champagne, a sight In the car, I need some air It's my first time, I want it too I won't lie But I'm going to resist, you can't insist The thing will be: you need to deserve it (Because I'm...) *Water! I'm turning into water down the river flow Flooding the world, go and flow Water! I'm turning into water, your sweating body You drying me, and I'm turning into water But I'm going to resist, you can't insist If it's going to happen anyway, In your body I will make rain (Because I'm...) *repeat twice Now I'm asking you: how could this song be worse? Crappy arrangement, bad singing, and, yep, what I think it would be the worst lyrics ever. There is ANY sense on it? It starts talking about dating... and then she's becoming water and flooding all the world? What the heck?  So... do you think you know some lyrics that can compete with these in nonsense? Show us! PS: This is NO Sheila Mello bashing. She's good at acting and very good at dancing (not on this MV, she can do really better). But c'mon... the lyrics are ridiculous!
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15th April 2007, 10:11 AM
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http://www.kiwi-musume.com/lyrics/oo...ousouchop.html
not saying these are bad lyrics, just if you know cutsy little ai otsuka (qualified to be a kindergarden teacher...just a random fact...) and you read this... yea...really really funny
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28th April 2007, 04:46 PM
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 ??"What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump My hump, my hump my lovely little lumps. (Check it out) I drive these scrubber crazy, I do it on the daily, They treat me really nicely, They buy me all these ice-ys. dolce & Gabbana, Fendi and then Donna Caring, they be sharin' All their money got me wearin' fly Brother I ain't askin, They say they love my ass in Seven Jeans, True Religion, I say no, but they keep givin' So I keep on takin' And no I ain't TAKEN We can keep on datin' I keep on demonstrating. My love, my love, my love, my love You love my lady lumps, My hump, my hump, my hump, My humps they got you, She's got me spending. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me. She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, on me, on me What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside yo trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. What u gon' do with all that ass? All that ass inside them jeans? I'm goin make, make, make, make you scream Make you scream,scream. Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. My hump, my hump my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out) I met a girl down at the disco. She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go. I could be your baby, you can be my honey Let's spend time not money. And mix your milk wit my cocoa puff, Milky, milky cocoa puff, Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight. They say I'm really sexy, The boys they wanna sex me. They always standin' next to me, Always dancing next to me, Tryin' a feel my hump, hump. Lookin' at my lump, lump. You can look but you can't touch it, If you touch it I'ma start some drama, You don't want no drama, No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama So don't pull on my hand boy, You ain't my man, boy, I'm just tryn'a dance boy, And move my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. My lovely lady lumps (lumps) My lovely lady lumps (lumps) My lovely lady lumps (lumps) In the back and in the front (lumps) My lovin' got you, She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me. She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me. What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump, What you gon' do wit all that ass all that ass Inside them jean's i'm gonna make you scream make you scream make you scream What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk, Get you love drunk off this hump, What you gon' do wit all that breast? All that breast inside that shirt? I'ma make, make, make, make you work Make you work, work, make you work. She's got me spendin'. [oh]Spendin all your money on me and spendin' time on me She's got me spendin'. [oh]Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me." 
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15th April 2007, 10:29 AM
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Avril Lavigne Girlfriend Lyrics
[Chorus] Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me No way! No way! No it's not a secret Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend You're so fine I want you mine You're so delicious I think about ya all the time You're so addictive Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright? (alright alright alright alright) Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious Hell yeah I'm the mother (****ing) princess I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right (I'm right I'm right I'm right) She's like so whatever You could do so much better I think we should get together now And that's what everyone's talking about! [Chorus] Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me No way! No way! No it's not a secret Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend I can see the way, I see the way you look at me And even when you look away I know you think of me I know you talk about me all the time again and again (and again and again and again) So come over here, tell me what I want to hear ... A disgrace to the music industry, though there are probably worse, this is right up there.
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4th May 2007, 05:31 AM
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I honestly don't think it will ever get any worse than that. She seriously let me down with this "song"
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#7
15th April 2007, 10:31 AM
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^ lolz, good one!!
I HATE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!! Achy Breaky Heart You can tell the world you never was my girl, you can burn my clothes up when I am gone. You can tell your friends just what a fool I've been, and laugh and joke about me on the phone You can tell my arms : Go back into the farm! You can tell my feet to hit the floor. You can tell my lips to tell my fingertips, they won't be reaching out for you no more. But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, I just don't think he'll understand. But if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, he might blow up and kill this man. You can tell your Ma, I moved to Arkansas, you can tell your dog to bite my leg. Or tell your brother Cliff, whose fist can tell my lips, he never really liked me anyway. Or tell your Aunt Louise, tell anything you please, myself already knows I'm not O.K. Or you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind, it might be walkin' out on me one day.
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Last edited by ..:Hot:Like:Wow:..; 15th April 2007 at 10:34 AM.
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15th April 2007, 10:42 AM
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Gee Whiz, it's Christmas by Carla Thomas
Hello there, Merry Christmas, how've you been, Gee, it's so good to talk to you again, It's been a long, long time, Can't explain why you've crossed my mind, I guess it's just to wish you a Merry Christmas. My best friend's having a party and everbody's going, I know it's gonna be alot of fun, oh, by the way, it's snowing, It's been a long, long time, Can't explain why you've crossed my mind, I guess it's just to say, Gee whiz, it's Christmas. It's funny that I never thought to call you before, And why didn't I ever see you around anymore, Another year has passed, and I can't erase, The memory of your smiling face, So I had to call you up and say, Gee whiz, it's Christmas. So don't forget the party that's just growing, The warm fire from the fireplace will be glowing, It's been a long, long time, I still can't figure out why you've crossed my mind, I guess it's just to say, Gee whiz, it's Christmas. I'm wishing you a Merry, Have a Merry, Merry Christmas Gee whiz ... I hate that song. It needs to die.
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#9
15th April 2007, 11:01 AM
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I love Madonna, but I Love New York wins my prize.
I don't like cities, but I like New York Other places make me feel like a dork Los Angeles is for people who sleep Paris and London, baby you can keep Baby you can keep (repeat 7 times) Chorus: Other cities always make me mad Other places always make me sad No other city ever made me glad Except New York I love New York I love New York I love New York If you don't like my attitude, then you can 'F' off Just go to Texas, isn't that where they golf New York is not for little pussies who scream If you can't stand the heat then get off my street Get off my street Get off my street You get off my street (repeat 3 times) (chorus) I love New York [Get off my street, get off my street] (repeat 3 times) Get off my street You get off my street (repeat 3 times) At least the song itself sounds cool. But I usually use this as an example as why Madonna shouldn't write lyrics.
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#10
15th April 2007, 12:20 PM
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"My Humps"
What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out) I drive these brothers crazy, I do it on the daily, They treat me really nicely, They buy me all these ices. Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi and NaDonna Karan, they be sharin' All their money got me wearin' fly Brother I ain't askin, They say they love my ass ‘n, Seven Jeans, True Religion's, I say no, but they keep givin' So I keep on takin' And no I ain't taken We can keep on datin' I keep on demonstrating. My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love) You love my lady lumps (love), My hump, my hump, my hump (love), My humps they got you, She's got me spending. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me. She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. What you gon' do with all that ass? All that ass inside them jeans? I'm a make, make, make, make you scream Make you scream, make you scream. Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what). My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out) I met a girl down at the disco. She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go. I could be your baby, you can be my honey Let's spend time not money. I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff, Milky, milky cocoa, Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight. They say I'm really sexy, The boys they wanna sex me. They always standing next to me, Always dancing next to me, Tryin' a feel my hump, hump. Lookin' at my lump, lump. You can look but you can't touch it, If you touch it I'ma start some drama, You don't want no drama, No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama So don't pull on my hand boy, You ain't my man, boy, I'm just tryn'a dance boy, And move my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. My lovely lady lumps (lumps) My lovely lady lumps (lumps) My lovely lady lumps (lumps) In the back and in the front (lumps) My lovin' got you, She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me. She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me. What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. What you gon' do with all that ass? All that ass inside them jeans? I'ma make, make, make, make you scream Make you scream, make you scream. What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk, Get you love drunk off this hump. What you gon' do wit all that breast? All that breast inside that shirt? I'ma make, make, make, make you work Make you work, work, make you work. (A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4] She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me. [Will.i.am] So real [x17]
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20th April 2007, 04:45 PM
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 thanks to georgiaannaa on LJ for the gorgeous YamaPi gif from Namie's UNUSUAL PV <3
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20th April 2007, 01:39 AM
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'My mother died when I was five, and all I did was sit and cry.' 'My father had to go to work, I used to think he was a jerk.' To those not familiar, she actually raps it 
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28th April 2007, 05:14 PM
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The wortst lyrics ever have always been this:
"Even if you were broke My love don't cost a thing" Please Jennifer Lopez or whoever wrote those, study a bit of the meaning of a setence (semantics) before writing nonsense sentences. That sentence mixes two ideas that are impossible to match. A broke guy would never be able to buy a love no matter how much it costed, so she doesn't need to say her love doesn't cost a thing. The lyrics would make sense if she had said "Even if you were Bill Gates, my love don't cost a thing", or at least have used other "positive" thing like the hottest, the most handsome...but broke? Quote:
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♬♪aijou de nuritsubushite Last edited by ImpactBreaker; 28th April 2007 at 05:22 PM.
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15th April 2007, 01:56 PM
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Black eyed peas - Shut Up
Shut up Just shut up Shut up [3x] Shut it up, just shut up Shut up Just shut up Shut up [3x] Shut it up, just shut up [Chorus] We try to take it slow But we're still losing control And we try to make it work But it still ends up the worst And I'm craaazzzy For trying to be your laaadddy I think I'm going crazy Girl, me and you were just fine (you know) We wine and dine Did them things that couples do when in love (you know) Walks on the beach and stuff (you know) Things that lovers say and do I love you boo, I love you too I miss you a lot, I miss you even more That's why I flew you out When we was on tour But then something got out of hand You start yelling when I'm with my friends Even though I had legitimate reasons (bull ****) You know I have to make them dividends (bull ****) How could you trust our private lives girl That's why you don't believe my lies And quick to say [Chorus] Why does emotion gotta move so fast Love is progress if you could make it last Why is it that you just lose control Every time you agree on taking it slow So why does it got to be so damn tough 'cause fools in lust could never get enough of love Showing him the love that you be giving Changing up your living For a loving transition Girl its a mission trying to get you to listen Few mad at each other has become our tradition You yell, I yell, everybody yells Got neighbors across the street saying “Who the hell?!?” Who the hell? What the hell's going down? Too much of the bickering Kill it with the sound and [Chorus] Girl our love is dying Why did you stop trying I never been a quitah But I do deserve betta Believe me I will do bad Let's forget the past And let's start this new plan Why? 'cause it's the same old routine And then next week I hear them scream Girl I know you're tired of the things they say You're damn right 'cause I heard them lame dame excuses just yesterday That was a different thing No it ain't That was a different thing No it ain't That was a different thing It was the same damn thing Same ass excuses Boy you're useless Woooaaahhh!!! [Chorus] Stop the talking baby Or I start walking baby [repeat] Is that all there is [repeat till fade]
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15th April 2007, 03:20 PM
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^Shut Up as decent lyrics IMO
omg..i never herd Avril's new song...everyone at school likes it and omfg...no :lol
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15th April 2007, 04:02 PM
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Radiohead - Sit down. Stand up
sit down, stand up sit down, stand up walk into the jaws of hell (sit down, stand up) walk into the jaws of hell (sit down, stand up) anytime (sit down) anytime (stand up) sit down, stand up sit down, stand up we can wipe you out anytime (sit down, stand up) we can wipe you out (sit down, stand up) anytime (sit down) anytime stand up (the rain drops the rain drops) sit down (the rain drops the rain drops) oh the rain drops x47
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#18
24th April 2007, 02:24 PM
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of words in 30 sec!!
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LOVE ayu
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15th April 2007, 05:41 PM
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Is it about orgy party, clubbing, or working out, I have no clue.
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