What are the worst lyrics EVER?

[Peger]

I think Devil Inside was pretty miserable too. She repeated the same (bad) line 50 times and said some things about labels and tables.

[voltron]

Originally Posted by Calico

I Love New York wins my prize.

I was thinking the same exact thing. They sound like a retarded infant monkey wrote them.

American Life is pretty awful too.

[Calico]

Coincidentally I loooove Hikki's lyrics. They make me lol in all sorts of cool ways. YMMWTBAM wouldn't be half as cool if it had different lyrics.

Ugh, how could I forget My Humps, though. That song is a disgrace to all things...things. x.x

[*hearT_Place*]

"Promiscuous" By Nelly Furtado and "Dont'cha" by the Pussycat Dolls.

[slashess]

there was a thread on this before...I started it...or someone did, i dunno...

[chocopockymaster]

My vote goes with "secret" by The Veronicas

You're a little obsessed with me
And I'm a little bit scared of you
The way you look and stare at me
Maybe it's time I let you know

You could call me six times but still I won't pick up the phone
You could spend all your money on me
but still I'll say no
You could write a million letters everyday confessing to me
That I am the girl of your dreams
But nobody ever asked me
I never looked at you that way
'Cause I always thought you were gay

Every time you come around
You just look me up and down
And then you try to hold my hand
I'm confused now I don't understand

You could call me six times but still I won't pick up the phone
You could spend all your money on me
but still I'll say no
You could write a million letters everyday confessing to me
That I am the girl of your dreams
But nobody ever asked me
I never looked at you that way
'Cause I always thought you were gay

You told me lies
You made me believe
It would be fine
If there was nothing to see
I'd be undressing in front of you
I told you secrets that no one else knew

You could call me six times but still I won't pick up the phone
You could spend all your money on me
but still I'll say no
You could write a million letters everyday confessing to me
That I am the girl of your dreams
But nobody ever asked me
I never looked at you that way
'Cause I always thought you were gay

[JaysenRyan]

Originally Posted by chocopockymaster

My vote goes with "secret" by The Veronicas

You're a little obsessed with me
And I'm a little bit scared of you
The way you look and stare at me
Maybe it's time I let you know

You could call me six times but still I won't pick up the phone
You could spend all your money on me
but still I'll say no
You could write a million letters everyday confessing to me
That I am the girl of your dreams
But nobody ever asked me
I never looked at you that way
'Cause I always thought you were gay

Every time you come around
You just look me up and down
And then you try to hold my hand
I'm confused now I don't understand

You could call me six times but still I won't pick up the phone
You could spend all your money on me
but still I'll say no
You could write a million letters everyday confessing to me
That I am the girl of your dreams
But nobody ever asked me
I never looked at you that way
'Cause I always thought you were gay

You told me lies
You made me believe
It would be fine
If there was nothing to see
I'd be undressing in front of you
I told you secrets that no one else knew

You could call me six times but still I won't pick up the phone
You could spend all your money on me
but still I'll say no
You could write a million letters everyday confessing to me
That I am the girl of your dreams
But nobody ever asked me
I never looked at you that way
'Cause I always thought you were gay

how can u say that? that was great lyrics, i have female friends who went through that. we all adore the song.

If you wanna be honest about bad lyrics, i think Sexy Back had the worst and most boring lyrics, but the song was damned sexy

[slashess]

well...I really thought that a lot of rap songs have stupid lyrics like eminem's "Shake that" the lyric that caught my attention was...

"If I ain't got a weopen, I'm a pick up a rock."

[chocopockymaster]

Originally Posted by JaysenRyan

how can u say that? that was great lyrics

I think they suck, actually, and that's why I put them in here.

[mi|kshake]

Don't know the name of the artist or song, but it's a dance track that goes something like this...

You lick my ice cream, and I'll lick your lolly pop

mi|kshake~

[Weslicious]

Originally Posted by Calico

At least the song itself sounds cool. But I usually use this as an example as why Madonna shouldn't write lyrics.

I actually thought 'I Love New York' was supposed to be tongue-in-cheekish. The worst, and I mean worst example of Madonna's writing skills so go to Mother and Father:

'My mother died when I was five,
and all I did was sit and cry.'

'My father had to go to work,
I used to think he was a jerk.'

To those not familiar, she actually raps it

[Vinylfantasy]

As much as I worship Madonna's very being and I think she is a brilliant lyricist, I am going to have to agree on I Love New York. Good thing she totally made up for it with her little edits during The Confessions Tour though! After all, New York is a f**k you attitude!

I think those verses from Mother and Father taken out of context sound bad but it makes a lot more sense and sounds better in the song.

My worst M lyrics go to Cry Baby. I love that song but it makes my brain cry

[Neo Daydream]

Originally Posted by neokyotodragon

"My Humps"

i concur!

[Weslicious]

Originally Posted by Vinylfantasy

I think those verses from Mother and Father taken out of context sound bad but it makes a lot more sense and sounds better in the song.

But I didn't even include
'I cried and cried and cried all day,
until the neighbours went away'


But yes, Cry Baby = rather bad.

[extepan]

well, no song can beat this:

Embrace - Three is a magic number

three is the magic number
yes it is its a magic number
Somewhere in this ancient mystic trinity
you got 3 as a magic number

the past and the present and the future
Faith and hope and charity
The heart and the brain and the body
give you three as a magic number

Takes three legs to make a tripod and to make a table stand
Takes three wheels to make a vehicle called a tricycle
Every triangle has three corners, every triangle has three sides
No more no less you don't have to guess
when its three you can see its a magic number

A man and a woman had a little baby, yes they did,
They had three in the family and that's a magic number
whaoo

3 6 9 12 15 18 21 24 27 30
3 6 9
12 15 18
21 24 27
30

now the multiples of three come up three times in each set of ten
in the first ten you get 3 6 9
and in the teens ten you get 12 15 & 18
and in the twenties you get a 21 24 27
and they go down even on 30

Now multiply backwards from 3 time 10
3 times 10 is 30
3 times 9 is 27
3 times 8 is 24
3 times 7 is 21
3 times 6 is 18
3 times 5 is 15
3 times 4 is 12
and
3 times 3 is 9
3 times 2 is 6
and
3 times 1 is 3 of course

now repeat the whole pack again
(3) 3 6 9
(12)12 15 18
(21) 21 24 27
(30) 30

Now multiply backwards from 3 time 10
3 times 10 is 30
3 times 9 is 27
3 times 8 is 24
3 times 7 is 21
3 times 6 is 18
3 times 5 is 15
3 times 4 is 12
and
3 times 3 is 9
3 times 2 is 6
and
3 times 1 is the magic number

A man and a woman had a little baby, yes they did,
They had three in the family and thats a magic number

[JesA]

Spoiler:

Originally Posted by extepan

well, no song can beat this:

Embrace - Three is a magic number

three is the magic number
yes it is its a magic number
Somewhere in this ancient mystic trinity
you got 3 as a magic number

the past and the present and the future
Faith and hope and charity
The heart and the brain and the body
give you three as a magic number

Takes three legs to make a tripod and to make a table stand
Takes three wheels to make a vehicle called a tricycle
Every triangle has three corners, every triangle has three sides
No more no less you don't have to guess
when its three you can see its a magic number

A man and a woman had a little baby, yes they did,
They had three in the family and that's a magic number
whaoo

3 6 9 12 15 18 21 24 27 30
3 6 9
12 15 18
21 24 27
30

now the multiples of three come up three times in each set of ten
in the first ten you get 3 6 9
and in the teens ten you get 12 15 & 18
and in the twenties you get a 21 24 27
and they go down even on 30

Now multiply backwards from 3 time 10
3 times 10 is 30
3 times 9 is 27
3 times 8 is 24
3 times 7 is 21
3 times 6 is 18
3 times 5 is 15
3 times 4 is 12
and
3 times 3 is 9
3 times 2 is 6
and
3 times 1 is 3 of course

now repeat the whole pack again
(3) 3 6 9
(12)12 15 18
(21) 21 24 27
(30) 30

Now multiply backwards from 3 time 10
3 times 10 is 30
3 times 9 is 27
3 times 8 is 24
3 times 7 is 21
3 times 6 is 18
3 times 5 is 15
3 times 4 is 12
and
3 times 3 is 9
3 times 2 is 6
and
3 times 1 is the magic number

A man and a woman had a little baby, yes they did,
They had three in the family and thats a magic number

hmm, i think i might just change my song from Do Ya Think I'm Sexy to that! ugh...i already know my multiples of 3 thank yu very much

offtopic:
WOO my first time using spoiler tags!

[everlastingRAINBOW]

Oh God.

[Kikaru]

My humps have some pretty awful lyrics, but it's fun to listen to when you're bra shopping. Making saleswoman looking at you all weird.

I agree on the workout by Utada. Exodus album, not her best lyrics. Easy Breezy was pretty awful too.

[Weslicious]

Just listening to the radio and I cannot believe I forgot this.

Originally Posted by Natasha Bedingfield

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas,
But what if it don't?
What happens in my head stays in my head,
But sometimes it won't.
What if you knew what I was thinking?
Would it make you like "Whoa!"?
I don't wanna risk putting my foot in this
So I keep my mouth closed.

[Chorus]
All you hear is
"Uh uh uh uh uh uh"
Gonna button my lips so the truth don't slip
Uh uh uh uh uh uh
Gotta beep out what I really wanna shout
Whoops! Did I say it out loud?
Did you find out? (oow yeah)
I wanna have your babies
You're serious like crazy
I wanna have your babies
I see 'em springing up like daisies

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Some of my feelings keep escaping
So I make it a joke
Nonchalant I keep on faking
So my heart don't get broke
I'm in a big, big, big, big ocean
In a tiny little boat
I'll only put the idea out there
If I know it's gonna float.

[Chorus]
All you hear is
"Uh uh uh uh uh uh"
Gonna button my lips so the truth don't slip
Uh uh uh uh uh uh
Gotta beep out what I really wanna shout
Whoops! Did I say it out loud?
Did you find out? (oow yeah)
I wanna have your babies
You're serious like crazy
I wanna have your babies
I see 'em springing up like daisies

'Cause in my head there's a slot machine
And I'm betting you're the one in my hopes and dreams
La la la la la, la la la la la la la
La la la la la, la la, la la...
Trust me it'd scare you
If you knew what was going on in my brain
Trust me it'd scare you
That I picked out the church, or the schools or the names
If you knew it was all about you
Every wish, every candle, every coin in the fountain
Trust me it'd scare you

That's why I go, Uh uh uh uh uh, uh uh
Uhm... yeah

[Chorus]
All you hear is
"Uh uh uh uh uh uh"
Gonna button my lips so the truth don't slip
Uh uh uh uh uh uh
Gotta beep out what I really wanna shout
Whoops! Did I say it out loud?
Did you find out? (oow yeah)
I wanna have your babies
You're serious like crazy
I wanna have your babies
I see 'em springing up like daisies

All you hear is
"Uh uh uh uh uh uh"
Gonna button my lips so the truth don't slip
Uh uh uh uh uh uh
Gotta beep out what I really wanna shout
Whoops! Did I say it out loud?
Did you find out? (oow yeah)
I wanna have your babies
You're serious like crazy
I wanna have your babies
I see 'em springing up like daisies

There's one, there's another, there's one, oow...
Babies, babies, babies, babies...
I wanna have your babies
I... Yeah yeah ha ha and maybe you'll find out...

[Calico]

^That song creeps me out on so many, many levels. And I've never heard it, but those lyrics are pretty infamous already.