Worst lyrics you've ever heard!!! :D

[Taishaku]

I saw this thread on Last.FM, so why not give it a try over here?
You can pick any song you like in any language, but plz translate it so we can have a good laugh too... xB!!

Btw, engrish is allowed... xD!!

· Madonna - I Love New York ·

I don’t like cities but I like New York
Other places make me feel like a dork
Los Angeles is for people who sleep
Paris and London, baby you can keep
Other cities always make me mad
Other places always make me sad
No other made me glad, except New York
I love New York

Corny lyrics, but anyways, i love that song...

[gaara_is_hot18]

I know this song...I dont who its by, or who the band is...but the song goes like this:

Wheres my remote control?
Wheres my remote control?
Where.....

Something like that O.o; its really retarded lmao XD

[Larisa-chan]

Um, anything by Bowling for Soup?

[Catzi]

Bad lyrics.. huh... anything sexist or discrimatory, like 50 Cent's rap. Good beats, bad rap.

[Coelacanth]

yayayaya gagagaga dadadada wowowowo.

lmao j/k.

My real answer would probably be some country song.. Pick one.

[FoObY]

Who let the dogs out!? WOOF WOOF WOOF

[Princess_Of_Roses]

i dont like my humps./..the part what are u going to do..bleh O_O

and people wonder why i dont like american music much anymore XDDD

[HvnSntGurl]

"I'm not a girl, not yet a woman"-Britney Spears
Besides(in my opinion) the fact that her music is totally cheesy and immature, Is it really that hard to grow a back bone and say I'm a grown woman and I really don't care what the media think. Her music is for 10 year olds. It's annoying to have to hear her music all the time when she comes out with something.

That;s what i like about Japanese music.
Most of the time they don't even try hard to rhyme...
And Taishaku, hahahahhahah! that's trying TOO hard..
And, hahaha HvtSntGurl, hahah i have that CD.
I don't know what i was thinking when i used to listen to her, rofl.

[Ziyte]

You're easy breezy and I'm Japanese-y...

[PickleCookies]

Slam Slam everybody slam
The A Teens will make you da da da dance
Slam slam, dance dance... slam!

The music is pumping (ah)
The party is rocking (uh)
We all are excited
We’re hot like a fire
Our friends are around us
Say yeah if you feel us (Yeah)
If you wanna join this
Party all you gotta do is
Get up on your feet and then move side to side (slam)
Get up off your seat and just, just do it, just just do it (slam)

Everybody do the slam
Just stomp your feet and clap your hands
Boys and girls in every land
Anyone can do it
Party people do the slam
And let the A Teens make you dance
Dance, dance clap your hands
Just get up and do the slam!

There’s no way to stop this (ah)
That dance is a virus (uh)
Spreading around the
Whole entire universe
It’ll get you moving (ah)
It’ll get you grooving (uh)
If you wanna join us
All you gotta do is
Get up on your feet and then move side to side
Get up off your seat and just, just do it, just just do it

Move side to side and stomp your feet and clap your hands (just slam)
And find the beat and pump your fist and do the dance (everybody do the slam)
Move side to side and stomp your feet and clap your hands (just slam)
And find the beat and pump your fist and do the dance (everybody do the slam)
Slam Slam everybody slam
The A Teens will make you da da da dance
Slam slam, dance slam


I win.

[UvegotMail]

I want to eat eat eat apples and bananas.

Worst Barney song ever.

[Damaximus]

I slang in my white tee
I bang in my white tee
All in the club spitting game in my white tee
I bling in my white tee serve feigns in my white tee
**** a throwback i look clean in my white tee

Step on the scene with some green and some hard white work
Real clean fresh jeans and a all white shirt
We all get money and we all smoke twerk
Hit the dirt one squirt will leave all yall murk
Cause im fresh in my white tee they glance at my white tee and i
Got the hat that match my pants and my white tee
Whoever that you might see
I know they got a white tee
Uncle brother sister mother dad or ur wifey
Hanes or fruit of the loom be the
Name of my white tee
I gotta change man its a stain on my white tee
Lames in a white tee i bring the pain in my white tee
Hispanic cracka pretty pony~pretty pony~pretty pony~pretty pony~pretty pony~ even yangs wearin white tee
Hit the club deep and we all got a white tee
A throw back no that hell naw it dont excite me
You dont need no throwback cause you will be set on your white

Stupid White Tee song. Stupid white tees....

[HanabiChick]

Anything by the Cheeky Girls *shudder*.

[~K+]

It's Mini Moni's Telephone! Ring Ring Ring
Let's make a call Ring Ring Ring
Snappity Snap flips the phone Ring Ring Ring
Ring Ring Ring Bzzz Bzzz Bzzz
Ring Ring Ring Vrrrrrrr!
"This is Mini Moni's Answering Service Center."
Ah It's the answering machine. It's the answering machine.

Let's put on our make-up. La La La
Snappity Snappity go our compacts La La La
Am I a beauty? I wonder?
Let's just go natural!
If we can't find it anywhere, let's make it.
"Putting cheese on Pepperoncino makes it taste better, you know!"

Let's enjoy having fun conversations
Mini Moni. Telephone goes Ring Ring Ring.

The phone rang Ring Ring Ring
At this hour? it couldn't be! Ring Ring Ring
hello hello? Hello Hello Hello!
Who is it? Who do you think!
"Hello I am Mini Moni. Who is calling please?"
I am Kago! I am Tsuji!
Let's take a picture! Snap Snap Snap!
Camera Camera Camera. Snap Snap Snap!
Let's make for a good picture, with a nice smiling face and a victory sign!
If no one knows the answer, then let's experiment!
"What the heck is a 'yanbarukuina' bird?!"

Let's have a relaxing enjoyable conversation.
Mini Moni Telephone goes Ring Ring Ring
ah It's the answering machine It's the answering machine.
Mini Moni Mini Moni ...
"I invented Okonomiyaki BOWL!"
Let's enjoy an enjoyable conversastion.


Cough. Mini Moni's "Mini Moni Telephone Rin! Rin! Rin!".

Needless to say, I didn't feel a need to venture any further into Hello! Project.

[UvegotMail]

woooooooow. o_o just, wow. that owns all XD

[sxesven]

"I was gonna go to school, but then I got high".

Right on.

Gotta love those Mini Moni lyrics, btw, haha. I also remember one that was like an English lesson, that one was pretty ridiculous as well.

[~K+]

I just tried reading those Mini Mono lyrics out loud, and I simply couldn't, I got a stitch from laughing.

Everyone give it a try also!

[ohsixthirty]

those Mini Moni lryics are HILARIOUS! haha!

and I agree that Madonna song has horribly corny lyrics...i hate that.

[mtora83]

Eifelle 65's Blue song.