What are the worst lyrics EVER?

[Dark Eiri]

So guys, what lyrics you think are the worst ever made, worldwide?

I have this one to show... It's as deep as a glass of water, really beautiful and powerful (yeah, right).

This is the music video for the song, on Youtube:
Sheila Mello - Água

Sheila isn't really a singer. She is a very good dancer, but she tried to sing this one. Well... the song is almost as bad as it's lyrics. The english translation would be something like this:

Water

I'm home, you call me, you ask me to date
I already know what's going to happen
I'm on it! A place? A pub. So? That's okay.
There we go!

A pub, a champagne, a sight
In the car, I need some air
It's my first time, I want it too
I won't lie

But I'm going to resist, you can't insist
The thing will be: you need to deserve it
(Because I'm...)

*Water!
I'm turning into water down the river flow
Flooding the world, go and flow
Water!
I'm turning into water, your sweating body
You drying me, and I'm turning into water

But I'm going to resist, you can't insist
If it's going to happen anyway,
In your body I will make rain
(Because I'm...)

*repeat twice


Now I'm asking you: how could this song be worse? Crappy arrangement, bad singing, and, yep, what I think it would be the worst lyrics ever. There is ANY sense on it? It starts talking about dating... and then she's becoming water and flooding all the world? What the heck?

So... do you think you know some lyrics that can compete with these in nonsense? Show us!

PS: This is NO Sheila Mello bashing. She's good at acting and very good at dancing (not on this MV, she can do really better). But c'mon... the lyrics are ridiculous!