The Official LILY ALLEN Thread!

^ Yeah, I finally understood when I went on his site. Perez got totally owned by Lily. <3

Only 7 people showed up. Seven. That’s it. Mario was beyond upset texting and demanding the right water, food etc. he was a rude royal pain in the ass and beyond crass... My manager was trying to get people to come in to meet Perez by handing out $5 gift cards but no one wanted to meet him! He left around 8:45PM without saying goodbye to anyone & looked like he had been crying like the little ***** he is. We sold a grand total of $6.45 of Perez Hilton items between 6PM - 9PM. My manager has already talked about discounting his 'line’!

LMAO.