The Alternate Universe Ayu Game XD

[Delirium-Zer0]

1. Fan: "Hello Ayu! Please come to (foreign country)!"
AU Ayu's response: I've already been there, NO WAY I'm going again. You people are crazy.

2. Yochan: "Ayu, I've decided to retire and become a clown for children's birthday parties."
AU Ayu's response: AWESOME! Clowns are badass!

3. Shuya: "OMG PINO AND PAPIKO JUMPED OFF THE STAGE!"
AU Ayu's response: HAHAHAHA Oh man that was hilarious! Did you see that? Was anyone filming that?? Aw man EPIC.

4. ZIN's monkey: "Ayu, will you marry me?"
AU Ayu's response: I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU.

5. Normal Ayu: "Yaaaay time to go get my nails done!!"
AU Ayu's response: *biting her nails, distracted*...hm? what?

6. Ayu Hater: "Ayumi Hamasucki you suck omg."
AU Ayu's response: I know, right? Sorry about that. Oh wait, I mean SHUT YO FACE, HATER!

7. Max: "Ayu, you're fired!"
AU Ayu's response: Hahahaha no I'm not, you silly silly man. You're ridiculous.

8. You (the member): You want a beer?
AU Ayu's response: Nope. I don't drink.