What have your friends call Ayu when you talk about her.

[Coelacanth]

Well, there's a lot of names used by many different people.

- Ayumi Homosaki
- ***** (after seeing plenty of suggestive pictures)
- The 'Cat' (believe she sounds like a dying cat)
- That chinese singer
- Anime (I don't know, my parents think I listen to anime...)
- Ayuni
- Ayumi Matsui (Uhh, I think my parents watch too much baseball)
- The lesbian who is attracted to herself (thanks to a ballads pictures)