Madonna's changing her name!??!?!?

[HanabiChick]

She's taking this a step too far - to get spiritual peace of mind you don't need to hand over most of your dosh, or do things like this. Smells like a get-rich-quick scheme... and these people are being taken for one serious ride.

[JimmyKoria]

I want to change my name now too =o everyone call me shazam! And I can ride a cool bike called "willie" and we can save the town!...okay Im trying to lighten up my day with that one, but on a serious note...

I think its neat that shes changing her name, everything else about her always changes, but the name, maybe she'll start acting her age...who knows, maybe next week she'll be wearing a mumu(sp) and throwing cats at passer-by-ers

[Unimatrix Prime™]

Originally Posted by BigJimmyC

I think its neat that shes changing her name, everything else about her always changes, but the name, maybe she'll start acting her age...who knows, maybe next week she'll be wearing a mumu(sp) and throwing cats at passer-by-ers

I'm reminded of that crazy lady on The Simpsons who throws cats at people

Perhaps with her new name, "Esther" will have a new target audience of people older than 60!

"Everybody do the Grandma! Shake your canes up in the air! Shake 'em like you just don't care!"

[Larisa-chan]

Originally Posted by silentscreamer

well .. not all names are specifically made for "old people" or "young people"

eeek I know that lol I'm sorry if I offended you.. but some names just remind me of old people ^.^** my summer job's at a retirement home and the people there are in their 80s.. so their names are like Ella, Bertha, Dorothea, Viola, etc. etc.

[HanabiChick]

Originally Posted by Unimatrix Prime™

I'm reminded of that crazy lady on The Simpsons who throws cats at people

Perhaps with her new name, "Esther" will have a new target audience of people older than 60!

"Everybody do the Grandma! Shake your canes up in the air! Shake 'em like you just don't care!"

The Grandma!!!!! Let's throw cats at Esther...

[HanabiChick]

Someone posted this at another forum that's discussing this:

[Unimatrix Prime™]

Originally Posted by HanabiChick

LOL!!!

Songs will include "Ow! I broke my hip!" , "Where's my pills?" , and "You're driving too fast!", among others

[HanabiChick]

How about - 'my cats', it'll be how they came to her house to escape the capitalist world

[FancySN]

Oh jesus. You know, if she was a true believer, she wouldn't change her name. No, instead, she'd do something MUCH more basic--maybe stop singing the ocassional naughty songs, being provocative on music videos, and showing cleavage?!?!?!
Yea, ever thought about THAT?!?!
I mean, okay, I might not know exactly what Kabbalism emphasizes, but I can't IMAGE it supporting cleavage.

[starr5245]

REALLY?? i wanna faint.