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Old 23rd November 2005, 09:59 PM
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^omg, that reminds me of that crazy fast foot song...remember...something like:

a pizza hut a pizza hut
kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
mcdonalds mcdonals
kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
Somehow I don't think the words "Fat" and "s*x" sung repeatedly together is a good combination.
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Old 28th November 2005, 10:54 AM
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^omg, that reminds me of that crazy fast foot song...remember...something like:

a pizza hut a pizza hut
kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
mcdonalds mcdonals
kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
OMG you know this??? O_o
lol that song is soooo sucky
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Old 23rd November 2005, 09:58 PM
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I was gonna say "Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani (BANANAS!!), but I have an even better one:

Because I Got High by Afroman

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo [expletive] too but then I got high
now I'm [expletive] off and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]
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Old 24th November 2005, 01:50 PM
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[color=purple]I was gonna say "Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani (BANANAS!!), but I have an even better one:

Because I Got High by Afroman
I said that one too, check back. XD
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Old 24th November 2005, 12:23 AM
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I DO like that Shania Twain song that goes like this:

"you're still the one that i .................. whatever"
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Old 24th November 2005, 03:56 PM
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Old 3rd December 2005, 08:41 PM
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I love Sarah Brightman, I really do, but there's one song on her '90 album that's just...no.

Good Morning Starshine

Good morning starshine, the earth says hello
You twinkle above us
We twinkle below

Good morning starshine, you lead us along
My love and me as we sing
Our early morning singing song

Gliddy glup gloopy nibby nabby noopy la la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba nooby abba nabba le le lo lo
Tooby ooby walla nooby abba nabba
Early morning starshine


I skip the track every bloody time.
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Old 3rd December 2005, 08:45 PM
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[...] Wake me up before you go-go,
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.
Wake me up before you go-go,
I don't wanna miss it when you hit that high.
Wake me up before you go-go,
'Cause I'm not planning on goin’ solo.
Wake me up before you go-go,
Take me dancing tonight…
I wanna hit that high...
Yeah, yeah. [...]

XD i mean what the heck this is like kindergarten

hehehe (dont wanna offend any Wham fans of course, I still love listening to "last christsmas"... every year...)
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Old 3rd December 2005, 09:02 PM
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did someone mention the cheeky girls? hehe

Cheeky Song (touch my bum)

Cheeky girls…………
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys

I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask what’s in your mind
I never ever ask if you’ll be mine
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life.

Oooooh

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Hhmm cheeky cheeky
(laughter)

Cheekycheekycheeky

Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys

I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask whats in your mind
I never ever ask if you’ll be mine
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life.

Unu doy trei si
(translates to one two three go)
(with other voices shouting cheeky)

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Come and join the cheeky club
This is what you want
Come and sing the cheeky song
Our cheeky song woo
Come and join the cheeky club
This is what you want
Come and sing the cheeky song
Our cheeky song woo
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life

Cheeky cheeky

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Cheeky-cheeky
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Old 3rd December 2005, 09:04 PM
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did someone mention the cheeky girls? hehe

Cheeky Song (touch my bum)

Cheeky girls…………
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys

I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask what’s in your mind
I never ever ask if you’ll be mine
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life.

Oooooh

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Hhmm cheeky cheeky
(laughter)

Cheekycheekycheeky

Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys

I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask whats in your mind
I never ever ask if you’ll be mine
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life.

Unu doy trei si
(translates to one two three go)
(with other voices shouting cheeky)

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Come and join the cheeky club
This is what you want
Come and sing the cheeky song
Our cheeky song woo
Come and join the cheeky club
This is what you want
Come and sing the cheeky song
Our cheeky song woo
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life

Cheeky cheeky

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Cheeky-cheeky
That's possibly the lamest song ever! And the video is even stupider. It's just... STUPID! I was speechless after seeing it. THis song should be for entertainment.
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Old 3rd December 2005, 09:16 PM
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did someone mention the cheeky girls? hehe

Cheeky Song (touch my bum)

Cheeky girls…………
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys

I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask what’s in your mind
I never ever ask if you’ll be mine
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life.

Oooooh

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Hhmm cheeky cheeky
(laughter)

Cheekycheekycheeky

Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys

I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask whats in your mind
I never ever ask if you’ll be mine
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life.

Unu doy trei si
(translates to one two three go)
(with other voices shouting cheeky)

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Come and join the cheeky club
This is what you want
Come and sing the cheeky song
Our cheeky song woo
Come and join the cheeky club
This is what you want
Come and sing the cheeky song
Our cheeky song woo
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life

Cheeky cheeky

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Cheeky-cheeky

hahahahaha that aint cheeky its just cheesy
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Old 15th December 2005, 09:19 PM
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hahahahaha that aint cheeky its just cheesy
You know what's worse about those lyrics? They were written by the girls' mother *shudder*
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Old 3rd December 2005, 10:36 PM
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"appear to the window,
you will see the street
you will see the street.
appear to the window,
you will see the street
you will see the street.
appear to the window,
you will see the street
you will see the street.
If you appear to the window
you will see the street
you will see the street."

i hate this songs. nowadays anyone can sings. it is western europe group lyric.
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Old 8th December 2005, 05:25 PM
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LOL Easy Breezy lyrics is ridiculous for me o_Ô
And "I'm not a girl, not yet a woman" was written by Dido, it's strange to see such a good writer/singer writing a song like this ~xD
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Old 8th December 2005, 09:03 PM
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hana no you ni hakanai no nara
kimi no moto de sakihokoru deshou
soshite egao mitodoketa ato
sotto hitori chitteyuku deshou

Worst. Lyrics. Ever. Just joking. <3 Moments.

Uh, I don't know. There's too many songs to decide.
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Old 9th December 2005, 06:30 PM
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here's another awful one.

If you don't love me, I will jumping to the see, because I love you, Sooo Muchhh!

released about 15 years ago.
I'll upload this song later. you guys should check out this stupid song.

EDIT: here's the song. go listen it!

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Old 14th December 2005, 11:50 PM
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Sun, moon, Earth, life, family, lovers, friends
Angry, smile, trust, chance, miracle, fortune, dance, dancing.

Light, the sea, blue, hawaii, music, space, tullip, cute
My home, with you and your smile, Thailand, Peru, Iceland & Egypt

I am able to love, I can pass this challenge
Let's try to do it, Ah! I'm very happy!

Color of your spoon, I won't forget it, I won't loose anything
Color of your spoon, there is not a thing which would be better not being in this world
Like a boy spinning in high spirits, like your shining look
Like a dream flowing out, I want to thank you, from my whole heart

Freedom, sky, imagination, expectation, a tomorrow I can't understand
A rainbow, merry-go-round, I'm dreaming, cloudiness, tears, flowing down, shampoo

I can find it out, my own way
Let's find it, Ah! I'm fine

Color of your spoon, I'm not afraid, there's nothing that scares me
Color of your spoon, there is nobody who would be better not being in this world
Like a boy who found a dream, like your shining smile
Like a dream flowing out, I want to thank you, from my whole heart
Color of your spoon

Color of your spoon, I won't forget it, I won't loose anything
Color of your spoon, there is not a thing which would be better not being in this world
Color of your spoon, I'm not afraid, there's nothing that scares me
Color of your spoon, there is nobody who would be better not being in this world
Like a boy spinning in high spirits, like your shining look
Like a dream flowing out, I want to thank you, from my whole heart
Color of your spoon


Olivia Lufkin - Color of your spoon

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Old 16th December 2005, 12:48 AM
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Olivia Lufkin - Color of your spoon

XD
Ah, I think that song is brilliant!

At some places I've worked they play these "continuous soft rock" radio stations. The lyrics of those songs are horrid. No poetry, no creativity.
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Old 16th December 2005, 02:26 AM
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This song is super retarded.

<b>My humps</b>

I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my hump my lovely little lumps
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Old 15th December 2005, 06:15 PM
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The Thong Song (that was the last straw--I stopped listening to the radio)
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