Im in shock!

[evolution7931]

I'll translate the txts (to show how STUPID they are :x)

(in order of left to right, top to bottom)

1. The other day I saw a man and so small that at the start I thought he was far away.
2. Her surgen took off 3 metres of skin but he couldn't fix that acne problem.
3. Big Ayumi is watching you!
4. First solid meal in 5 years.
5. Ayumi has two front teeth like saloon doors.
6. Teach them the gutter!
7. It's even better without the seat.
8. Well, what will I wear for halloween this year? I can't go out like that, its too soft.
9. Avian Flu b****
10. What can I still find to make my eyes bigger? I don't have anymore eyelids or bridles, my make-up is pushed to the maximum, I'll let it dry there. Suck an owl? (That makes no sense ._.)
11. Quick, everyone to the batmobile! A dangerous threat Gotham!
12. Finally, Ayumi's skin is still elastic despite all the lifts and peelings that she underwent!
13. Its *****.. They don't even leave me the time to swallow
14. Once again this year, Ayumi elected Queen of the Cement Glasses
15. Ripley, to help!
16. Warning, the plane is rushing on (towards) us!
17. Rhhaaa you're ****** spider man, you've still ********* on my head!
18. Blub Blud, I am a fish.
19. Lost yellow cocker-spaniel named Ayumi. Does not bite, but barks very loudly. Reward that will bring her back: a free coupon for eyelid removal.
20. Ayumi is so lifted that when she squeezed her butt, she smiles. (wtf)
21. 10€ for the pipe. 20€ for love. 30€ for love in my *****. 40€ for my Cd.
22. Know why Ayumi loves trance remixes? Because she is one.
23. Oh, What a nice skin colour! Crayfish red! That must smell like the swamp. Normal for a codfish!
24. Once again this year, Ayumi elected as Queen of the lots. (?)
25. Hello? Yes it is Ayumi. No, I'm not doing anything. I'm waiting for my nail polish to dry, and have been for the past 5 hours. I painted my green nails red. If not, my Mac is composing me a new album there. (?)
26. Stop! I don't want to be filmed while I'm stoned!
27. UG! I forced down too much coke. It made me throw up my extacy.
28. .. O.O! .......... [im not translating this!]
29. Ayumi live from the cephalapode aquarium. (?????)
30. Trick or Treats?
31. A beauty model to follow, it seems
32. What a cooked! (it means that ayu is "baked")
33. Hu hu hu hu hu...

^ SO. As you can see, whoever the person is who wrote all that is pathetic!!!!!!!!!! Not to mention disgusting and Sick in the head.

[evolution7931]

And also, to the people who say they hate French peopel because of this, you're just as immature as them for saying something that horrible. Because ONE French person wrote that, you hate them all? You hate your friend because he/she is french? That is stupid. Just because it is written in French doesn't mean that the person was necessarily from France, anyway. French is spoken in 33 countries. Frankly, I think you're immature to say something that prejudiced/racist.

[Qt Mashi]

^ thanks for the translation, it's worse than i thought

though i like the LAST one "hu hu hu hu hu..." it sounds cute~ unless it's meant to be something bad

I am closing this thread. Please PM me if you have any questions regarding this.