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Old 20th April 2007, 06:08 PM
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I think those verses from Mother and Father taken out of context sound bad but it makes a lot more sense and sounds better in the song.
But I didn't even include
'I cried and cried and cried all day,
until the neighbours went away'


But yes, Cry Baby = rather bad.
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Old 21st April 2007, 05:02 AM
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well, no song can beat this:

Embrace - Three is a magic number

three is the magic number
yes it is its a magic number
Somewhere in this ancient mystic trinity
you got 3 as a magic number

the past and the present and the future
Faith and hope and charity
The heart and the brain and the body
give you three as a magic number

Takes three legs to make a tripod and to make a table stand
Takes three wheels to make a vehicle called a tricycle
Every triangle has three corners, every triangle has three sides
No more no less you don't have to guess
when its three you can see its a magic number

A man and a woman had a little baby, yes they did,
They had three in the family and that's a magic number
whaoo

3 6 9 12 15 18 21 24 27 30
3 6 9
12 15 18
21 24 27
30

now the multiples of three come up three times in each set of ten
in the first ten you get 3 6 9
and in the teens ten you get 12 15 & 18
and in the twenties you get a 21 24 27
and they go down even on 30

Now multiply backwards from 3 time 10
3 times 10 is 30
3 times 9 is 27
3 times 8 is 24
3 times 7 is 21
3 times 6 is 18
3 times 5 is 15
3 times 4 is 12
and
3 times 3 is 9
3 times 2 is 6
and
3 times 1 is 3 of course

now repeat the whole pack again
(3) 3 6 9
(12)12 15 18
(21) 21 24 27
(30) 30

Now multiply backwards from 3 time 10
3 times 10 is 30
3 times 9 is 27
3 times 8 is 24
3 times 7 is 21
3 times 6 is 18
3 times 5 is 15
3 times 4 is 12
and
3 times 3 is 9
3 times 2 is 6
and
3 times 1 is the magic number

A man and a woman had a little baby, yes they did,
They had three in the family and thats a magic number
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Old 21st April 2007, 05:09 AM
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well, no song can beat this:

Embrace - Three is a magic number

three is the magic number
yes it is its a magic number
Somewhere in this ancient mystic trinity
you got 3 as a magic number

the past and the present and the future
Faith and hope and charity
The heart and the brain and the body
give you three as a magic number

Takes three legs to make a tripod and to make a table stand
Takes three wheels to make a vehicle called a tricycle
Every triangle has three corners, every triangle has three sides
No more no less you don't have to guess
when its three you can see its a magic number

A man and a woman had a little baby, yes they did,
They had three in the family and that's a magic number
whaoo

3 6 9 12 15 18 21 24 27 30
3 6 9
12 15 18
21 24 27
30

now the multiples of three come up three times in each set of ten
in the first ten you get 3 6 9
and in the teens ten you get 12 15 & 18
and in the twenties you get a 21 24 27
and they go down even on 30

Now multiply backwards from 3 time 10
3 times 10 is 30
3 times 9 is 27
3 times 8 is 24
3 times 7 is 21
3 times 6 is 18
3 times 5 is 15
3 times 4 is 12
and
3 times 3 is 9
3 times 2 is 6
and
3 times 1 is 3 of course

now repeat the whole pack again
(3) 3 6 9
(12)12 15 18
(21) 21 24 27
(30) 30

Now multiply backwards from 3 time 10
3 times 10 is 30
3 times 9 is 27
3 times 8 is 24
3 times 7 is 21
3 times 6 is 18
3 times 5 is 15
3 times 4 is 12
and
3 times 3 is 9
3 times 2 is 6
and
3 times 1 is the magic number

A man and a woman had a little baby, yes they did,
They had three in the family and thats a magic number


hmm, i think i might just change my song from Do Ya Think I'm Sexy to that! ugh...i already know my multiples of 3 thank yu very much

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Old 21st April 2007, 05:23 AM
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Old 21st April 2007, 06:54 AM
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My humps have some pretty awful lyrics, but it's fun to listen to when you're bra shopping. Making saleswoman looking at you all weird.

I agree on the workout by Utada. Exodus album, not her best lyrics. Easy Breezy was pretty awful too.
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Old 21st April 2007, 10:33 AM
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Just listening to the radio and I cannot believe I forgot this.

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Originally Posted by Natasha Bedingfield
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas,
But what if it don't?
What happens in my head stays in my head,
But sometimes it won't.
What if you knew what I was thinking?
Would it make you like "Whoa!"?
I don't wanna risk putting my foot in this
So I keep my mouth closed.

[Chorus]
All you hear is
"Uh uh uh uh uh uh"
Gonna button my lips so the truth don't slip
Uh uh uh uh uh uh
Gotta beep out what I really wanna shout
Whoops! Did I say it out loud?
Did you find out? (oow yeah)
I wanna have your babies
You're serious like crazy
I wanna have your babies
I see 'em springing up like daisies

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Some of my feelings keep escaping
So I make it a joke
Nonchalant I keep on faking
So my heart don't get broke
I'm in a big, big, big, big ocean
In a tiny little boat
I'll only put the idea out there
If I know it's gonna float.

[Chorus]
All you hear is
"Uh uh uh uh uh uh"
Gonna button my lips so the truth don't slip
Uh uh uh uh uh uh
Gotta beep out what I really wanna shout
Whoops! Did I say it out loud?
Did you find out? (oow yeah)
I wanna have your babies
You're serious like crazy
I wanna have your babies
I see 'em springing up like daisies

'Cause in my head there's a slot machine
And I'm betting you're the one in my hopes and dreams
La la la la la, la la la la la la la
La la la la la, la la, la la...
Trust me it'd scare you
If you knew what was going on in my brain
Trust me it'd scare you
That I picked out the church, or the schools or the names
If you knew it was all about you
Every wish, every candle, every coin in the fountain
Trust me it'd scare you

That's why I go, Uh uh uh uh uh, uh uh
Uhm... yeah

[Chorus]
All you hear is
"Uh uh uh uh uh uh"
Gonna button my lips so the truth don't slip
Uh uh uh uh uh uh
Gotta beep out what I really wanna shout
Whoops! Did I say it out loud?
Did you find out? (oow yeah)
I wanna have your babies
You're serious like crazy
I wanna have your babies
I see 'em springing up like daisies

All you hear is
"Uh uh uh uh uh uh"
Gonna button my lips so the truth don't slip
Uh uh uh uh uh uh
Gotta beep out what I really wanna shout
Whoops! Did I say it out loud?
Did you find out? (oow yeah)
I wanna have your babies
You're serious like crazy
I wanna have your babies
I see 'em springing up like daisies

There's one, there's another, there's one, oow...
Babies, babies, babies, babies...
I wanna have your babies
I... Yeah yeah ha ha and maybe you'll find out...
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Old 21st April 2007, 10:35 AM
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^That song creeps me out on so many, many levels. And I've never heard it, but those lyrics are pretty infamous already.
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Old 21st April 2007, 12:14 PM
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I don't count dance songs like "my humps" which are only meant to be catchy & fun to have the worst lyrics.

I honestly think some of the worst "serious" lyrics I've heard are on Utada's "Exodus" album. there some small bits on songs like "workout" , "Easy breezy" & "hotel lobby" that distract me.
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Old 21st April 2007, 02:12 PM
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For those of you who don't know this song... you're in for a treat...

The Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song (touch my bum)

Quote:
Cheeky girls…………
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys

I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask what’s in your mind
I never ever ask if you’ll be mine
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life.

Oooooh

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Hhmm cheeky cheeky
(laughter)

Cheekycheekycheeky

Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys

I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask whats in your mind
I never ever ask if you’ll be mine
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life.

Unu doy trei si
(translates to one two three go)
(with other voices shouting cheeky)

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Come and join the cheeky club
This is what you want
Come and sing the cheeky song
Our cheeky song woo
Come and join the cheeky club
This is what you want
Come and sing the cheeky song
Our cheeky song woo
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life

Cheeky cheeky

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Cheeky-cheeky
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Old 21st April 2007, 02:20 PM
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^ OMG! I actually like that song, I use to listen to it over and over.

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Old 21st April 2007, 02:21 PM
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Old 21st April 2007, 02:28 PM
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I know and after seeing you post it here which made me remember it, i've put it back on my mp3 player, I need help, I can't resist listening to that damn song

Aww damn, now i've remembered "The Macarena"
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Old 21st April 2007, 02:29 PM
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*Owns the Cheeky Girls album*

I don't think the cheeky girls were quite as embarrassing as Daphne and Celeste for lyrics though. The cheeky girls are hard to understand. D&C have no excuse:

Quote:
Let me tell ya all about the other night

When we were hanging out at the sumo fight

I was told these guys were warrior fighters

Then how come they're still wearing diapers

How many dough nuts do ya get through in a day

Just to keep ya looking that way

You're riding the road to self destruction

Hey mister! You need liposuction!



Teriaki makes me happy

Give it up for Celeste and Daphne!

Teriaki makes me happy

Well that's what he said his name was



I love your sushi

Daphne and Celeste - East meets west (ergh)

I love your sushi

Were Telling you, Japan is cool!



I thought I'd let ya know that it was hard to go

Away from home alone right here in Tokyo

But a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do

And I think it's time we made our Japanese debut

It's customary here to take the shoes of you feet (poo ee)

And ya cross your legs on the floor when ya eat

This is no wisecrack but when ya hit the sack

These futons are like a rock

And they're breaking my back



I love your sushi

Daphne and Celeste - East meets west (ergh)

I love your sushi

Were Telling you, Japan is cool!



You love sci-fi - bonsai - stir fry

I love Jerry on my T.V!

You love eastwood cowboy movies

Howdy doody I love sushi

You love rockin' - rollin' - bowlin'

I love Jerry on my T.V.

You love noodles - yankie doodles

Howdy doody I love sushi

I love your sushi

Got me a koto in Kumumoto

Traded it for an Elvis photo

I love your sushi

Karaoked almost every night

I knocked 'em dead with the voice (yea right)



I love your sushi

Daphne and Celeste - East meets west (ergh)

I love your sushi

Were Telling you, Japan is cool!
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Old 21st April 2007, 02:32 PM
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omg Daphne and Celeste were so terrible

I could go and post the lyrics to cheeky christmas now aswell, just to make you all feel more shame lol
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Old 21st April 2007, 02:34 PM
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^Don't post for the love of god DON'T POST IT!!

Oh no! *remembers* U.G.L.Y you aint got no aliby you UGLY, uh uh, you UGLY.

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Old 21st April 2007, 02:38 PM
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^Don't post for the love of god DON'T POST IT!!
After that... how can i NOT?

Cheeky Christmas...

Quote:
Let's get Cheeky..
1..2..3..4
It's Christmas
(Whoa)
Everybody (Whoa whoa)

Life is good we all go crazy
light the fire and come with me
dancing at the Christmas party
lots of wine and the boys are Cheeky

[Bridge]
ooh baby baby
underneath the mistletoe
ooh baby baby
gettin' sexy in the snow
yeah baby baby
take the reigns and hold on tight
this could be your lucky night

[Chorus]
Everybody come together
It's a hot hot Christmas night
make the magic last forever
have a Cheeky Christmas time

Rum papum Rum papum Ooh Ah Ooh Ah
Rum papum Rum papum Ooh Ah Ooooh

Come and get your Christmas prezzie
close your eyes then make a wish
If you've been a really good boy
I will be your special dish

[Bridge]
ooh baby baby
underneath the mistletoe
ooh baby baby
gettin' sexy in the snow
yeah baby baby
take the reigns and hold on tight
this could be your lucky night

[Chorus]
Everybody come together
It's a hot hot Christmas night
make the magic last forever
have a Cheeky Christmas time

It's Christmas
Have a Cheeky Christmas
(Whoa) yeah yeah yeah
It's Christmas
Have a Cheeky Christmas
yeah yeah yeah

1..2.. Santa Claus is coming
3..4.. filling up my stocking
5..6.. everybody's clapping
Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas

[Chorus x 3]
Everybody come together
It's a hot hot Christmas night
make the magic last forever
have a Cheeky Christmas time

(Have a Cheeky Christmas)
Does every song have to have cheeky in it? o.O
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Old 21st April 2007, 02:51 PM
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After that... how can i NOT?

Cheeky Christmas...



Does every song have to have cheeky in it? o.O
Cheeky Holiday!

OMG what was that other Christmas single they did with a guy from Hollyoaks or byker grove or something. Awwwwwful.
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Old 21st April 2007, 02:43 PM
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aw damn! that is well bad... ok ok... think Catherine Tate... channeling Lauren Cooper.

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Old 21st April 2007, 06:08 PM
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Corbin Bleu - Push It to the Limit
Yeah
Come on now
Here we go
Let's do it

Yeeaah..

Push it push it to the limit limit
Cause we're in it to win it in it to win it
Oh yeah

I realized that this is where my heart is
Now is the time to finish what i started
Can't worry bout what other people might say
It's who i am
Gotta live my dream my own way

Work work it harder
Gotta take it farther
No holding back
You know we gotta do it right now
Be even better
Work work together
It's now or never
Show em how we shine we gotta

Push it push it to the limit limit
Cause we're in it to win it in it to win it
Oh yeah

Push it push it to the limit limit
Give it all we can give it
We're in it to win it
Oh yeah

Push it push it to the limit limit

That's right

Gonna turn it up
That's the way we do it now
No time to stop
The champions are in the house
Yeah we can be
Winners 'cause we understand
Our destiny is right here in our hands

Work work it harder
Gotta take it farther
No holding back
We reaching for the sky now
Be even better
Work work together
It's now or never
Show em how far we gotta

Push it push it to the limit limit
Cause we're in it to win it in it to win it
Oh yeah

Push it push it to the limit limit
Give it all we can give it
We're in it to win it
Oh yeah

Gotta work it now
Work it out
We got it
Wanna hear the crowd
Everybody now
Gotta work it now
Work it out
Can't stop us
Gotta show them how
We gonna bring the house down

Push it push it to the limit limit
Cause we're in it to win it in it to win it
Let's go

Push it push it to the limit limit
Give it all we can give it
We're in it to win it
Oh yeah

Push it push it to the limit limit
Cause we're in it to win it in it to win it
Oh yeah

Push it push it to the limit limit
Give it all we can give it
We're in it to win it
Oh yeah

Push it push it to the limit limit
Cause we're in it to win it in it to win it
Oh yeah

Push it push it to the limit limit
Give it all we can give it
We're in it to win it
Oh yeah

Push it to the limit....

but this song is good =)
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Old 21st April 2007, 10:00 PM
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I Wanna Have Your Babies have awesome lyrics for me. Very creative and different.
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