what if Ayu was pregnant?

[immel]

Actually he's over 460, but I don't know his exact age.

Isn't his genes just that great?

[..:Hot:Like:Wow:..]

Gackt seems to age like a normal person despite his claims

[explodingbird]

Originally Posted by immel

I thought that wasn't possible!

Turkey baster + clinic.

David Crosby would volunteer to be the father.

If Ayu were pregnant, it would mean that by some means, one of her eggs was fertilized and within a progression of nine months - give or take a few days or weeks - a fetus would develop inside of her body, causing multiple changes to Ayu physically and mentally. When the time came to give birth, her water would break, she would start to have uterine contractions, and eventually (depending on the length of labor), her cervix would dialate, eventually releasing baby into the world via a series of pushes, grunts, screams of "YOU DID THIS TO ME!" towards the guilty party (Peco), and breathing exercises learned from lamaze classes.

And after holding baby in her arms for awhile.... she would eat it under orders from avex.

[immel]

I knew avex had the power all along.

If they can make her resort to cannibalism to solve the problem it's bad. Real bad.

Anyway, I wonder when the kid is coming. I so totally expect one, now that I've gotten myself worked up.

[explodingbird]

Baby will come in the year 1758.

[raspberrygashes]

I can't imagine avex letting her gain weight for no purpose at all Look at what they're doing to singer misono, putting her on a diet show and making her take pictures topless

[Mirai Noah]

Personally, I would be happy for Ayu, but I'd be worried that she'd quit.

[etheruraura]

Ayu has said before she would never have a child until she has enough time to completely devote 100 percent of herself to being its mother, so..unless she wants to end her music career with a mini album, I don't think she's pregnant. And besides, we're so used to seeing Ayu weigh 88 freakin pounds forever that even a little weight that should be considered healthy would make her seem like she gained a lot of weight. And, considering the song was probably written in August (JEWEL) I'd say she would have probably gained more weight than that, on Music Station by now.

[raspberrygashes]

^ She could've rewritten it.

Besides, I'm not saying she is pregnant, I'm just thinking of what it would be like for her to be pregnant.

[*Petit*]

Seriously, I don't know why people go on about how "healthy" she looks now. I mean, she looked perfectly healthy before. I would say, she has ained some, but not enough to make her look unhealthy. She looks normal, just a little heavier.

[truehappiness]

She's so much less pale than she was last year.

[HANABI performance from a-nation 05 made her look quite pale ;x;]


It's kinda creepy.
So tan now x.x

[pbs1605]

If Ayu is pregnant i say good on her and hope she is happy.

[simonlau]

yea, all best wishes

[immel]

If she was pregnant I think that she'd have a baby.

That would be the logical conclusion.

[Elekko]

I don't beleve in these discussions unless they're proved.

[PrincessAyu]

page1 = hilarious XDDDD

I actually thought she could be pregnant too.... well in time we'd see the signs right =p hehee.

JEWEL isn't about a baby. She sings something like a vulnerable profile she sees when "you" collapsed on the bed exhausted? That can't be a baby. So maybe her bf .

[truehappiness]

No, it's the thing 'subtly changing' inside of her that people are going all "WTF BABY."

Read the lyrics again.

[ayucrazy1]

omg, if she's pregnant i say bad for her! she's not married yet as far as I know

[raspberrygashes]

^ Since when has anyone had to be married to have a baby? Plenty of people give birth without being married first.

[LacusClyne]

Originally Posted by ayucrazy1

omg, if she's pregnant i say bad for her! she's not married yet as far as I know

well there are artist who get married after the baby is born too. no biggie