[fake] The New Ayumi Album 17Nov04 - Page 5

ohsixthirty · #81 9th September 2004, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Phantoma

Isn't 'egg' a racial slur for a white person who acts Asian?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_%28person%29

OMG! I'm Wapanese!!!

OMG, Ayu is slurring all of her non-asian fans!!! I'll never buy this album now, I'm so hurt! :'(

She can eat her bacon and eggs w/o me. Hrmph.

Ibitsu Kokoro · #82 9th September 2004, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by sxesven

I got pizza served.

At least, that's what I think.

N3w AlBuM r0x0rz by AYUMI hamasaki!!!!oneone!
"A Taste Of..."

1. Egg
2. beef
3. PIZZA
4. ch33s3
5. H.A.M. ~H/\M's mix 2004~
6. noodle Soup
7. Pork Buns
8. sandwich
9. PANCAKES
10. Pasta
11. Chocol4t3
12. potato
13. French Fries

+ EXtRa sp3ci4l bonus TRACK~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11``1

14. HAMBURGER ~since 1999~

It's true, you know.

LOL!!! But seriously.
"la la la... aoi de.... la la la kuro de.... la la la shiro de...."

~K+ · #83 9th September 2004, 02:19 AM

Wow, that Egg analogy is interesting, because I've only heard the banana one. There's also an orange one about how one acts what they actually are without any poseur intentions. (Orange is orange inside and out, therefore there's no facade)

Wee! I've met lots of Wapanese people then.

starr5245 · #84 9th September 2004, 02:26 AM

ugh...why would Ayu be so lame??

_CREA_ · #85 9th September 2004, 02:27 AM

I've also heard of a "Twinkie" one, which would be opposite the "egg" one...but I'm guessing the "banana" one would be like the "Twinkie" one? (I've never heard of the "banana" one actually. Or the "orange" one either, for that matter.)

All this talk of food is making me hungry...

I've met a lot of Wapanese people too. Kind of a strange concept if you think about it.

ohsixthirty · #86 9th September 2004, 02:32 AM

I've never heard ANY of these!!!! I'm so left out. -_-

Coelacanth · #87 9th September 2004, 03:03 AM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=wapanese&f=1

WTF?! Will you read some of these comments?! What losers!

Sorry O-T... x_x

ohsixthirty · #88 9th September 2004, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phantoma

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=wapanese&f=1

WTF?! Will you read some of these comments?! What losers!

Sorry O-T... x_x

Haha, that was a fun read!

"Listens to J-pop yet hates American pop, and fails to draw the line from Ayumi Hamasaki to Britney Spears."

_CREA_ · #89 9th September 2004, 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by touchedstar

Haha, that was a fun read!

"Listens to J-pop yet hates American pop, and fails to draw the line from Ayumi Hamasaki to Britney Spears."

And what's funny is that it tends to be very, very true.

ohsixthirty · #90 9th September 2004, 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _CREA_

And what's funny is that it tends to be very, very true.

Eh, I do kind of get irked by the constant comparisons to Britney...it's annoying to me...as if just categorizing Ayumi as a Britney clone or something. I dunno...haha! Just ignore me.

Ibitsu Kokoro · #91 9th September 2004, 03:33 AM

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There is a difference between watching anime and being Wapanese.

An anime watcher does just that, he watches anime.

The Wapanese watch anime and will think they were born and raised in Japan.

An anime watcher may use a quote now an then from an anime he likes.

The Wapanese will try to learn Japanese, but not the correct way, from watching anime. They'll only learn a few words and use them with English, using what is called Japanglish.

An anime watcher will watch what he can on television or maybe buy a video or DVD.

The Wapanese will buy untranslated anime and translate them horribly. They will proceed to gripe and complain that their hacked up garbage is better than anything ever made.

An anime watcher will do nothing else.

Due to a chemical imbalance in their heads, the Wapanese will denounce their country, stalk Asian girls, eat nothing but Asian food, grow disgustingly huge and/or pale, live in their parents house until they are 30 or older, and generally be annoyances for the rest of their lives or until they snap out of it, which usually happens around 9th or 10th grade.

So true. I despise people like this. Oh and I think all cosplaying is evil. Even for japanese people. OMG. Some of these people are defending themselves. "tolerence?" "Columbine?" ...... Oh I know a wapanese person alright. God I hate her. "Baka" this "Baka" that. Going around saying "deSU"...

ohsixthirty · #92 9th September 2004, 03:37 AM

*looks around*

We're so off topic...HAHAHA!!!

Larisa-chan · #93 9th September 2004, 03:59 AM

Ayumi tends to have just a bitttt more sophisticated sounding titles =P

Ibitsu Kokoro · #94 9th September 2004, 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Larisa-chan

Ayumi tends to have just a bitttt more sophisticated sounding titles =P

What the hell are you talking about? ...oh ... yeah ....

[H] · #95 9th September 2004, 04:30 AM

she can named a song "egg" if she really loves it for breakfast. what an interesting tracklist we have...

starr5245 · #96 9th September 2004, 04:45 AM

...yeah, right...All her songs have got cool names!

julian · #97 9th September 2004, 05:17 AM

the funniest thing is if this track was actually.. lol

sxesven · #98 9th September 2004, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ~K+

OMFG Tat r0x0rs 1 cant w@it 2 pr30rD3r my c0pi str8 @way L0LZ~!!!11

1 CANT W8 4 AYUMMIS NU RELEAESE!!1 She so h0t

[I'm sure that pained you to read sxesven as much as it pained me to type.

]

Oh, yes it did.

Thanks, Kev.

ayuourselves · #99 9th September 2004, 12:58 PM

Irretrievable

ayu's singles don't use such a difficult word,
perhaps this will be better

1. Amor
2. GAME
3. MOMENTS
4. Just...
5. About you
6. CAROLS
7. INSPIRE
8. Perhaps...
9. Nevertheless

HanabiChick · #**100** 9th September 2004, 05:31 PM

at white, at blue... strange - but then again thought Carols couldn't be true. Not going to decide anything now.