Misheard Lyrics ～Part II～

[noisy_harmony]

^ yes, Kuu's engrish in feel is so hilarious

from Ayu:

glitter
misheard: Yes, cause we live in love!
real: Yes, cause believe in love!

Over
misheard: I always will love you
real: I honestly love you

[ayuinh.k?]

namie amuro - FAST CAR

misheard lyrics: I don't want your lawyer

actual lyrics: I know what you want, yeah

[Picaflor 7/4]

Anna Tsuchiya - Brave Vibratoin
Misheard: No Air
Real: No Doubt

these two sound nothing alike, no idea how she was able to do that.

[mcluva420]

Namie Amuro - MY LOVE

misheard: I just wanna be in a crucifix
real: I just wanna be even closer babe

[NintendoHTF1242]

Namie Amuro - FAST CAR
Real: Drive you down the love street
Heard: Drive you down the wrong street

[kirei_ayumi]

KODA KUMI - Comes up
Real: 'feels so good'
Heard: 'sobooo....' lol

[Ayu_no_tenshi]

Originally Posted by cavonzia

ladies night(ayumi)
real/missheard:???/hey you,don't go.come please them!heiiru dekiru so,you don't ever need me too,just come and please them!

i STILL don't think we know anything for sure on that song

i thought it said:

"did you lose him/them? can't replace him/'em. hate him/them and even so...you don't ever need to think you can't beat him/them."

[Not~Yet]

Koda Kumi - UNIVERSE

real: just like stars stars mugendai no possibility ability
misheard: just the stars, stars -something something- made to be P. Diddy

[nemesisyume]

momoiro punch -> momoiro panties

:// I liked the wrong version more

[mcluva420]

T-Ara - Bo Beep Bo Beep
misheard: puppy puppy puppy
real: bo beep bo beep bo beep

[Minttulatte]

Originally Posted by bluegie

Come back to me:
Real: can't you see you punished me, more than enough already
What I heard: can't you see you polish me, more than an authority..

You know I really think I sometimes hear the same as you.

[Teppei-chan]

Nana Mizuki - Discotheque
Misheard: MY DARLIN ' ne vivid dona koishi masho hajikeru thanks you will be
Real: MY DARLIN ' ne? vivid? dona koishi masho hajikeru SEXY BEAUTY

[Picaflor 7/4]

Tohoshiki - Break Out!

Misheard: I can't break no more. Get baby we keep think it darling.
Real: I keep praying don't forget it. Baby we keep the faith eternally.

[nemesisyume]

Hilcrhyme random misheard:

1. grace poop
2. hit homo on the barbeque
3. you gotta pee

I really have no idea what the real lyrics are LMAO

[jean-baptiste]

well its not really misheard but its pretty bad engrish.

Hot Stuff - Koda Kumi feat. KM-MARKIT
"If you got some hot stuff, then come and get it."

and LMAO @ bluegie! i didn't think she said that, but that sounds hilarious. xDD

[noisy_harmony]

Tohoshinki - Close to you

misheard:
Oh girl drive me drive me in the park, baby I'm gonna beat your heart
I'll be, I'll be ?????
Shiny, shiny shiny's black, everything's gonna be alright
I'll be, I'll be, someone like you
REAL:
Oh girl driving driving in the morning, baby I gotta pick you up
Hurry, hurry motto hurry up
Shining shining shining bright, everything's gonna be alright
Hurry, hurry so I love you

[gallowsCalibrator]

Ayumi Hamasaki
Song: Startin'
Misheard: Dreamin' Screamin'
Real: Dreamin' Startin'

...honestly, I have no idea where I came up with that XD That's what I heard, though, lol XD Btw, I love this thread, it's hilarious!

[mcluva420]

Tohoshinki - Break Out!

Misheard: Aki break the w**** get. baby we keep fading daily
Real: I keep praying don't forget it. Baby we keep the faith eternally

[prussian blue]

chihiro onitsuka - gekkou (from her nine dirts and nine white flickers concert)

misheard: i am ghost's child
real: i am god's child

[jean-baptiste]

i'm sorry, but i need to quote the highlights. this is just too hilarious. xDD

Originally Posted by Namie♡TOP SECRET

Song Title: Cherry Girl
Artist: Koda Kumi
What I Heard: Every other breast you try to grow
Real lyrics: I dunno

Originally Posted by cavonzia

Song title: WILD
Artist: Namie Amuro
Misheard: HA-TO BII-TO I-TO SHI-TO(heartbeat eat s**t)
Real: A to I to SHI to

Originally Posted by hpg23

Koda Kumi: JUICY

Misheard: You make me hot (on a plate)
Real: You make me hot (and wet)

Originally Posted by zyoeru

Kumi's Hurry Up!!

Misheard: get a rent-boy! get a rent-boy!
Real: get away boy! get away boy!

Originally Posted by cavonzia

do me more(namie)
real/missheard:do me more/demi moore

Originally Posted by Diego-kun

Koda Kumi - Love goes like...
- misheard: And I'll make you say mmm I'm a gay
- real: And I'll make you say mmm come again

Originally Posted by waterballoon

alan - Sora Uta

Misheard: I gotta fly away, go to UK

Real: I gotta fly away, om de yu ke*

*not really sure lol

Originally Posted by Not~Yet

For example, the last line of choruses: "A freezing cold gay", "a crazy girlfriend"

Originally Posted by Chiharo

Namie's Hide & Seek

misheard: if you wanna get a real slim son...(something I don't understand) boy you gotta try to find me!

real: idk...

Originally Posted by ImpactBreaker

Song: Physical thing by KODA KUMI
Heard: "A physi-coffee, a physi-coffee"
Real: "A physical thing, a physical thing"

Originally Posted by Konomi

Boa - Rock With You

0:00-0:05
real lyrics:
Hey, Hey get it up
You try this, gonna make you hot

misheard lyrics:
hey hey Cadillac
Your child is gonna make you hot

Originally Posted by bluegie

Come back to me:
Real: can't you see you punished me, more than enough already
What I heard: can't you see you polish me, more than an authority..

all of these had me ROFLMFAO!!! xDD
this is by far the funniest thread on AHS.