What publicity stunt should Ayu pull?

[JWBBPHOENIX]

Here's a mini-list of some stunts she could pull:

(also, sorry if some have already been mentioned. I've only read some pages of this topic because I'm such a lazy bum tonight)

Ayu could...:

-Go missing for 6 months. Like faking death (as someone mentioned), but not dying. Just going missing. While she's in hiding, she could write a fictional diary of her time on 'her mystery island', which would include lyrics for her new singles.

-Dress in really heavy clothing, thick sunglasses, hair dye and speak purely English (after she would have taken classes). Then she should tour the world, and give a free CD to anyone who recognises her. THEN after she gets back to Japan, tell the entire world what she had done and laugh at all her fans for missing the chance to meet her.

-Learn to pilot a military jet, fly it around Japan and then draw her name in little contrails. Might not be possible however.

-Join the Japanese military

-Perform her next PV in military outfits. Although it may be a little controversial.

-Make an account at this forum and see if anyone manages to recognise her after 6 months. Then she should tell everyone in the forum, and then leave without a trace.

-Make an account at this forum or other forums, announce her identity and say she's read the opinion of every single one of us about her.

-Write an autobiography!

-Write some fiction, publish it by a different name.

-Record her home life and post it on YouTube. Then see how many people actually believe she did it.

-Join a band, or form a band.

-Adopt 10+ cats.

-Open her mansion and convert it to a child fostering home. With her and Nagase the foster parents, of course.

-Star in a new RPG video game!

-Star in a movie. Start with tiny roles, then bigger ones.

-Organise a disco birthday party for the Japanese Prime Minister. (Abe)

-Go through her city of fanmail letters, reply to the ones in EU countries.

-Dress up as a ninja for a day and have a photoshoot.

-Walk around with an impersonation voice of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Haha, "I'm taking a break for a while, but I'll be back..."

-Make a TV announcement threatening bootleggers.

-Audition for The X Factor, or American Idol, etc. She could changed her identity, and then reveal it at the end of the show. I'd laugh if Simon Cowell rejected her (not in a harsh way), then she could smack him and tell him she was a globally famous J-Pop star.

[Keishi]

Originally Posted by JWBBPHOENIX

she could smack him and tell him she was a globally famous J-Pop star.

All of your list is funny, but this one really cracked me up.

[immel]

Originally Posted by JWBBPHOENIX

Here's a mini-list of some stunts she could pull:

I think this mini list has more ideas than has been mentioned throughout this thread, neat one.

(also, sorry if some have already been mentioned. I've only read some pages of this topic because I'm such a lazy bum tonight)

Don't worry, it's 99% gibberish .

-Dress in really heavy clothing, thick sunglasses, hair dye and speak purely English (after she would have taken classes). Then she should tour the world, and give a free CD to anyone who recognises her. THEN after she gets back to Japan, tell the entire world what she had done and laugh at all her fans for missing the chance to meet her.

I'd get my Ayu radar ready and track her down.

-Perform her next PV in military outfits. Although it may be a little controversial.

*cough*Ladies Night*cough*

-Write an autobiography!

It would probably sell, but I think all her interviews and songs make up for that pretty well already .

-Record her home life and post it on YouTube. Then see how many people actually believe she did it.

As much as I don't care about her private life I would SO watch that.

-Star in a movie. Start with tiny roles, then bigger ones.

You know she did already, right?

-Walk around with an impersonation voice of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Haha, "I'm taking a break for a while, but I'll be back..."

Hasta la vista, baby.

-Audition for The X Factor, or American Idol, etc. She could changed her identity, and then reveal it at the end of the show. I'd laugh if Simon Cowell rejected her (not in a harsh way), then she could smack him and tell him she was a globally famous J-Pop star.

She'd be SO rejected because of her voice. In the US the kind of squeaky voice, that has become so famous in Asia, does not work at all.

That list was great!