[Jolin Tsai] Let's join The Feast of Broken Hearts in Jolin's 19th thread !

Linoa62 · #1 22nd September 2019, 03:57 PM

♦ Let's join The Feast of Broken Hearts in Jolin's 19th thread ! ♦

♦ Short introduction ♦

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Jolin Tsai (蔡依林 Cài Yīlín) is a Golden Melody Award winning Taiwanese Mandopop singer-songwriter. She is one of the most successful and popular singers in the Mandarin music market.

♦ UGLY BEAUTY WORLD TOUR 2019-2020 ► December 30th 2019 ♦

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♦ New album UGLY BEAUTY ► December 26th 2018 ♦

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01. 惡之必要 Necessary Evil

02. 玫瑰少年 Womxnly
Who put the wrong souls into the wrong bodies
And turn those bodies into self-imprisoning jails?
In troubled times, hearsay abounds
Some beauties simply arouse envy
You are not guilty, it’s the world that is guilty

*Being alive is not a sin
You don’t need to be sorry
One day I will be you Baby boy, and you gon’ be me
If the clamor won’t stop,
I’ll stay quiet with you
I wish I could hug you till you’re really really being free

**The most beautiful roses have the sharpest thorns
A life in rosy hues shall be
The cold dish of revenge we serve the haters
Never let anyone change who you are
Boy or girl, you can be whichever you want
There will always be someone willing to cherish you

Try to imagine you switched to his body
Sexuality may be their reason to harm you
Countless deep wounds, endless cold insults
Who’ll be there when you’re drowning?
Who’ll be there when you’re dreaming?

Same shit happens every day
Has the world changed since you left?
Mistakes of ignorance still happen nowadays
We’ll never ever forget Yung-Chih, your story will be forever engraved in time

* Repeat
** Repeat

Rose Boy, your story will always be in my heart
Blooming vigorously in rose pink
You’ll never be forgotten by us

Your accusation was silent
Yet it has conveyed profound truths
Yet it has awakened innumerable kind-hearted people

03. 怪美的 Ugly Beauty
Lurking evil has always been around me
I’ve grown up in dirt with little support from society
But those traumas nourished me and made me tough
Those comments condemning the ugly and idolizing the beautiful
Oh, they made me laugh to tears

Survival of the fittest? Who are you to judge? What’s the rush?
Self-loving, self-loathing, self-negating
My external self reflects my internal self

*Who are you to say Wrong or right?
Beautiful or ugly?
If you ask me, I would say
I’m insanely beautiful.
If you can’t see my beauty, you must be blind
Talking sweetly in front of me but saying foul things behind my back
Who dares to set the standards of beauty
True self, false self, my self; Who I wanna be today
It all depends on me

Repeat *

Who can take me to the next level?
I’ve shouldered too many moral responsibilities. Living has become such a torture
Hurt me as you may. Defame me as you may. I don’t care
Being too polite to people can take a negative toll on the soul
Positive and negative energy, I’ve taken them all in
Beauty and ugliness are both necessary.
I don’t care if you love me or hate me
Save your disingenuous hugs
To thrive, we have to unleash our inner evil

Who are you to say Wrong or right?
Beautiful or ugly?
If you ask me, I would say I’m insanely beautiful.

04. 你也有今天 KARMA
When your dearest treats you like a disposable toy
Like a lamb to the slaughter, I fall into your decoy
Falling from Cloud nine
Does my pain bring you joy?
When the most caring embrace chokes the heart
And the tenderest hands ruthlessly strike
When the most cherished lips bite back
You deserve it, deserve it

*You will finally know what is karma
And learn the lesson you taught me
Thanks for living up to my expectation
Serves you right, finally

Watch as the butterfly becomes the Queen bee
See how the sheep retaliates against the beast
Witness the weak tears reincarnate into diamond fists
Isn’t it amusing? Amusing isn’t it?

* Repeat

A master heartbreaker, you should know
This heartache is nothing, compare to my woes
Just wait and see, Fate’s got more up her sleeve
The best is yet to come

You’re living proof that karma is real
A living nightmare is how it feels
Don’t let me down, here’s my wish to you
“Many happy returns”
Year in, year out
Year in, year out

05. 紅衣女孩 Lady In Red
Why is Mona Lisa black-haired, not red-haired?
Why’re you drinking black coffee, not red tea?
I like it red… I like it red…

Why do brides wear white veils, not red veils?
Why do you wear a bowtie, not a red flower?
I like it red… I like it red…

*How do you draw blue apples?
What outfits match with green dance shoes?
How do I use my phone when the screen goes black?
Don’t get it? Go play in the sandbox

**Red roses, are they blooming? Are they?
Red candles, are they lit? Are they?
Red clothes, are they dirty? Are they?
Hey, it’s your fault. Why’re you staring at me?
I like it red… I like it red…

If you hate me, I will take double the payback
If you love me, you will be doubly repaid
Love or Hate, I’m game
My red you won’t forget

I’m blood, I’m fire, I’m danger
I’m tears, I’m red eyes, I’m the lady in red
If my feelings for you could say their last words
I would hear your strong prejudice against the color red

Why are piano keys either black or white?
Why don’t people throw red handkerchiefs when they surrender?

I like it red…

* Repeat
** Repeat x2

Why must Prince Charming ride a white horse?
Why are you drinking black beer, not red raspberry sour?

I like it red…
U fucking dead

06. 甜秘密 Sweet Guilty Pleasure
*I want you,
I desire you
Though we both carefully conceal our dirty minds, yah

**All sorts of dirty fantasies pop into our minds
I know you’re always more than ready for this

The signs you’re horny give me great satisfaction
Your nervous swallowing brings me huge enjoyment

Enough asking.
We will get down to business
But I’m not done yet. We’re not rushing into it

***Let me set free your wrinklebeast
and tame the monster in my palm
Stand straight up, baby

****How naughty can you be?
How mischievous can you be?
Aren’t you super excited
being teased by me?

*****This wicked foreplay is driving you ecstatic
Enjoy this
Deep sweet guilty pleasure
Baby it’s a piece of cake

*Repeat
**Repeat

Panting, Twisting, How amusing!
Pleading, Moaning, How adorable!

Look at your body involuntary twitching
By this snake charmer you’ve been hypnotized

***Repeat
****Repeat
*****Repeat

I ride on you
You’re under my control
I can’t resist it anymore
Not anymore

****Repeat
*****Repeat

07. 愛的羅曼死 Romance
How incredible that two people are destined to meet in a corner of this vast world
In cheesy love movies, whirlwind romances happen in the blink of an eye
Romance is poisonous, but some people are willing to hurt themselves for love
Unlike us, we end up together simply out of convenience

I can live a mundane life and have lots of babies with you
or we can have a dramatic relationship and deal with malicious gossip
There are both U and I in our “juicy” relationship
But in reality, the most popular love words are “I’ll buy you a house”

All I wish for is a typical romantic relationship
Candlelight, roses, entanglements, and vows
No need to be extraordinary
I just want to love you till the end of my life
After all, I’m not that valuable in your eyes

Really, all I wish for is a standard romantic relationship
From “I love you” to “goodbye”, every act is the climax
However, what’s underneath the pink wrapping paper is the damn reality
My tears are not enough to compose a poem

This marks the last time I lay my head on your chest and view cherry blossoms at night
The whole country mourns the death of our relationship with overwhelming noise
I need to get myself a blood red tattoo to get over our painful breakup
But all you need is a short breakup text, and then you move on

All I wish for is a typical romantic relationship
Candlelight, roses, entanglements, and vows
No need to be extraordinary
I just want to love you till the end of my life
After all, I’m just another cheap girl for you

Maybe what I really want is a melodramatic romance
Tragically beautiful and heart-wrenching
Unfortunately, what’s underneath the pink wrapping paper is our plain and ordinary life
At what point did our romance die ?

08. 如果我沒有傷口 Vulnerability

09. 腦公 Hubby
I’ve hit the jackpot, joy from above
No other words than I’ve struck gold
Waking up to you is enough to fill me up

Um lala Um ah ah ah
Just your imagination, I didn’t say a thing
Would you like a piece of toast?
Smile sweetly

Wanna call you my hubby hubby hubby
Every minute and every second, hubby hubby hubby
Always be with me, love me, cherish me, hug me

My hubby, like the extraordinary in the ordinary
Shining so brightly, makes me go ah-ooh ah-ooh
And I, like a reptile, cling onto you
for warmth
Going ah-ooh ah-ooh for you, oh yes

My hubby drives my imagination wild
Like my Senpai, reset my system mode oh
My hubby knows everything
Just doesn’t quite get me

If, one day, we let ourselves go
And chubby we both grow
Even then, don’t forget our taste for
Each other

Wanna call you my hubby hubby hubby
Every minute and every second, hubby hubby hubby
Keep your eyes on me always
Ok?

My hubby, like the extraordinary in the ordinary
Shining so brightly, makes me go ah-ooh ah-ooh
And I, like a reptile, see you in
full color

Hubby hubby hubby
Every minute and every second, hubby hubby hubby
Eyes on me only

My hubby, like the extraordinary in the ordinary
My hubby drives my imagination wild
Like my Senpai, reset my system mode oh
My hubby knows everything
Just doesn’t quite get me

Wooo You’re quite lucky
Wooo To be my hubby

10. 消極掰 Life Sucks
Don’t wanna wake up, don’t wanna go to bed
Don’t wanna change my underwear, don’t wanna take a bath
Just wanna surrender and wallow in self-pity
System malfunction. Noise jamming.

*Life sucks
Romance dies
There is no greater sorrow than apathy
I’ve got nothing but my glazed eyes now

Struggle to find love; suffer from loneliness
Struggle to make a living; stay in a job I hate for small paychecks
Down on my luck, only attracting jerks
It takes time to take these dark jokes

**Well said. You fall down, you lie down
Be negative. Negativity helps. Life has its ups and downs
Well said. Flush your bad luck down the toilet and forget about it
Be negative. Shake hands with your negativity and then throw it out

***Well said. You fall down, you lie down
Be negative. Negativity helps. Life has its ups and downs
Well said. Flush your bad luck down the toilet and forget about it
Be negative. Embrace your negativity and then cut it out

No more fake smiles. It’s fine to look gloomy
No more being polite. Wanna get unreasonable
Heartbroken. Wanna put all my troubles behind me
Hormones out of whack. No longer thinking straight

* Repeat

Struggle to find love; suffer from loneliness
Struggle to make a living; stay in a job I hate for small paychecks
Down on my luck, only attracting jerks
Gotta calm down and figure out why life throws us curve balls

** Repeat
*** Repeat x2

Enough rest. Time to gear up
Enough lethargy. Get up and stretch
Enough negativity. Say goodbye to negative thoughts
While there’s life there’s hope. Negativity is the way to healing.

11. 你睡醒再看 Shadow Self

All English translations by Bingo Bilingual@FB for Jolin's official YouTube channel except for Hubby (Wendy Huang) and KARMA (Wen Leng Leng)

♦ UGLY BEAUTY MVs ♦

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♦ Studio albums ♦

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♦ Lyrics / Music by Jolin ♦

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♦ Some hits ♦

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♦ Collaborations ♦

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♦ Some performances ♦

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♦ Links ♦

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Linoa62 · #2 22nd September 2019, 04:11 PM

I added info about the tour in the first post !!
Tour poster and promo pictures:
https://www.facebook.com/SonymusicTa...44338965651023

cosmicfirefly · #3 24th September 2019, 08:50 AM

I hope she has some concerts in North America, I wasn't able to go to the last tour.

JackieRos · #4 25th September 2019, 03:19 AM

^ I agree! I’m going to stalk this thread for any news.
Thank you Linoa for keeping us in the loop.

Yay new thread! She looks like a fierce panther in the tour cover <3

Diva_br · #5 26th September 2019, 02:24 AM

I was hoping for the repackage but... well, she looks amazing in the promo

abestfah · #6 26th September 2019, 07:39 AM

I am a bit disappointed she would not release the mv for Sweet guilty pleasure. Anyway, i am so excited for this tour, hope she will come to Malaysia or Singapore.

KLJames · #7 5th October 2019, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by abestfah

I am a bit disappointed she would not release the mv for Sweet guilty pleasure. Anyway, i am so excited for this tour, hope she will come to Malaysia or Singapore.

lol, look like the mv for 'Sweet Guilty Pleasure' already in the same store room together with 'Miss Trouble' mv, hope it won't cover with dust, lol...

btw, everything abt the ticket/seating for Ugly Beauty tour Taipei stop already announced:
>> https://www.facebook.com/superdometw...54139091270239

KLJames · #8 12th October 2019, 09:58 PM

tickets for Jolin Ugly Beauty tour Taipei stop start selling today, but, its SOLD OUT in 3 mins!!!
fans are complaining this time, because the tickets system this time need fans to answer tricky jolin-related question before redirect to ticket purchase page, which most non-loyal fans unable to get any tickets!

btw, she posted more tour promo pics on her FB:
>> https://www.facebook.com/hoo.jcai/po...39442919511864

mi|kshake · #9 12th October 2019, 10:27 PM

Wow, that's a really interesting idea. Not sure how I feel. About it but maybe better than the usual captcha?

Linoa62 · #10 13th October 2019, 02:06 AM

The questions were not tricky at all... I'm surprised that some fans called them tricky to be honest.

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2 questions were asked when the fans entering the website to purchase the tickets.
1. How many years Jolin has debuted?
2. What is the colour of the final explosion in the Ugly Beauty music video?

Source: https://twitter.com/jolinmuse/status...864888837?s=19

Ugly Beauty will be featured on Just Dance 2020 WORLDWIDE !
Release date November 5th on Switch, PS4, Xbox One, Wii.

Linoa62 · #11 31st October 2019, 12:44 AM

Fans created a fake setlist for a fake concert on January 2nd (since she's holding concerts from Dec 30th to January 5th except for Jan. 2nd) ! Jolin already stated that it won't happen

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01. Mirage (aka Warriors in Peace) + Helpless (opening)
02. Gentlewomen
03. The Shadow Dancer
04. LET'S MOVE IT
05. The Hotshot
06. Prove it
07. The Prologue + Be you for a day
08. Heartbreaking Day + The Finale
09. The Starter
10. Love Attraction
11. Under the sea
12. Party Star
13. Pirates
14. Excuse me (aka "Run Run") + The sentiment meets the rival + Wardrobe Planning
15. The Rose + Corset's rope + If You Don't Want To
16. If You Had Said You Love Me That Day + Darkness
17. Sweet & Sour
18. Good Thing
19. Macho babe
20. Golden Triangle + Tacit Violence
21. Keep A Close Watch Over Me
22. Ideal State
23. It's love
24. The smell of popcorn
25. Because of you
26. Journey
27. Slow Life
28. Stand Up !
29. EGO-HOLIC
30. Kaleidoscope

She also said that since she performed so many old songs during PLAY World Tour, she made adjustments this time in UBWT setlist. So that means less oldies.

pommy48 · #12 31st October 2019, 01:32 AM

Whatever it takes to get her to perform Greek Girl By the Wishing Pond again. Still my favorite oldie from her

KLJames · #13 2nd November 2019, 09:15 PM

jolin just released a new collaboration single,
entitle '心引力' featuring Karry Wang (王俊凱) from china group TFBOYS.
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avhl0UJ_akg

the music so far released only exclusive at Tencent QQ Music.

Linoa62 · #14 3rd November 2019, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by KLJames

jolin just released a new collaboration single,
entitle '心引力' featuring Karry Wang (王俊凱) from china group TFBOYS.
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avhl0UJ_akg

the music so far released only exclusive at Tencent QQ Music.

It's more like the other way around, Karry Wang feat. Jolin.
He asked her for a collaboration because he thought that a female voice would be nice on this song, and she said yes !
Their collaboration was revealed during his concert last Saturday in Beijing, when they performed it together on stage.
Studio version has been released several hours later.
The song title can be translated as Heart Attraction.

Linoa62 · #15 6th November 2019, 05:51 PM

Official Live Video

Collaboration single 心引力 Gravity is now available worldwide on Apple Music, iTunes, Spotify...

Linoa62 · #16 10th November 2019, 03:20 PM

Offiicial goods for UGLY BEAUTY World Tour (Taipei):
http://www.jolinjenerationgallery.co...php?album=1237

Linoa62 · #17 14th December 2019, 09:35 PM

Jolin revealed today at Migu Music Awards ceremony that Ugly Beauty MV releases and shootings will resume. Everything has been delayed because of Tour preparations.
Womxnly story version has a script but they haven't found the right actor yet.

So upcoming MVs are at the moment:
► Sweet Guilty Pleasure
► Vulnerability
► Womxnly story version.

cosmicfirefly · #18 16th December 2019, 08:59 AM

Glad to hear we'll be getting more music videos soon!

Linoa62 · #19 16th December 2019, 02:46 PM

I forgot to mention it but she also started work on her new album...

Diva_br · #20 17th December 2019, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Linoa62

I forgot to mention it but she also started work on her new album...

:0 whoa! But I think we will have to wait another 2/3 years until its release lmao

I'm excited about the new MVs!!!

Thank you for the info!!!